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4641
« on: December 08, 2009, 01:01:33 PM »
=D> =D>
4642
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:57:36 PM »
kamli ki ho geya
4643
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:55:10 PM »
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4644
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:52:20 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> nice work daer
4645
« on: December 08, 2009, 10:22:40 AM »
sub nu :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
4646
« on: December 08, 2009, 09:30:41 AM »
bail
4647
« on: December 08, 2009, 08:56:26 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4648
« on: December 07, 2009, 07:32:34 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4649
« on: December 07, 2009, 07:05:55 AM »
4650
« on: December 07, 2009, 07:05:08 AM »
cholo degree mil te gayi umid ghat hi si :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4651
« on: December 07, 2009, 06:55:32 AM »
love is next to impossible :break: :break: :break: :break: :break:
4652
« on: December 07, 2009, 06:53:19 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4653
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:14:49 AM »
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don’t you find that unusual?”
“Yes,” she replied. “I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he hated the book!”
4654
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:11:43 AM »
:happy: veer ena na hasso tid phat jana
main te husna :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4655
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:09:44 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: sabhi nu ahi problem hundi aa
tenu kive pata menu vi aa hi prob hai
4656
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:07:49 AM »
ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
C: Confusing
COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Langu
4657
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:06:21 AM »
foolish :lol:
menu nahi si pata tenu vi aa hi problem hai ...
4658
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:05:25 AM »
As per women, computer is masculine because -
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.
As per men, computer is feminine because -
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck
4659
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:04:31 AM »
Customer:Hey Shopkeeper i want some curtains for my computer
Shopkeeper:Why do u need curtains for your computer ????
Customer:Oh you don’t know my computer has windows
4660
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:02:37 AM »
Patient: I m really not feeling well doctor?
Doctor: What happened?
Patient: when i close my eyes i could not see anything…
Doctor: Oh!
Patient: when i take a bath, i become wet…
Doctor: OMG…
Patient: Do something doc! please! i dun wanna die too soon, i m just 20!
Doctor: I m 70 and suffering from the same problems, dun worry u have a lot of time!
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