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4241
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:11:39 AM »
Sanjog likhe hunde ne dhur toh hi......
Mel hunda ee roohan da jag utte......
Nibh janda e janma jnma tak pyar.....
Vishwas howe je sache rab utte......
4242
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:09:45 AM »
sanjh de vele main ghar nu tureya janda c,
mast hoya c apaney aap ch koi geet gungunaunda c,
raah vich ik bacha mainu mil geya,
mainu nahion c pata oh kyun mere toh sharmaunda c,
main mast c apney aap ch us toh thoda door ho geya,
fer oh v bhukha te tehaya bhunjhey payee bread khaan layee majboor ho geya,
fer pata lagga oh mere toh kyun sharmaunda c,
jo peya c chotey j bread da tukda oh usnu khana chaunda c,
lokaan diyaan galaaan toh dardey hoye oh shayad mangna band kar geya
thalley chukkey bread naal oh didh chota ja bhar geya,
patti nikkar nangey pairi hun oh v thoda mast ho geya,
na koi lori na koi plangh oh sadak de kinarey ja k saun geya,
ki injh hi langega usda bachpan main sochda sochda reh geya,
kinna k changa mere desh da bhvikh(future) oh kissa mainu keh geya.
4243
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:05:49 AM »
ik umar naal bitake vi tere ehe khali pan jeha kyu hai
tere naal chal rahi ha fir ehe safar tanha kyu hai
aj pake sab kuj fir vi sab bemaine jeha kyu hai
is nazar nu kise hor nazar di talash nhi is gal lyi tenu herani kyu hai
is nazar ne tere siva koi nazara nhi dekhya fir vi tenu kise hor nazare di talash kyu hai
4244
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:03:26 AM »
asi hasde rahe hasunde rahe
tusi galat andaza lagunde rahe
mein apne sajna de gun gaunda reha
tusi mainu hi chaunde rahe
mein ta pehla hi dasiya c
mein kise hor nu chaunda aa
RAB wang us da naam dhaunda aa
is vich daso kasoor ki mera hai
j sab nu has k mein bulanda aa
free hunda hai mere kol kuch time
jo mein PJ te launda aa
tusi raho kush islai
bahut ghat online hun mein aunda aa
kise hor naal gal kara mein
eh gal thanu zara b bhave na
ignore kara mein kise nu
mera dil eh chave na
aje v j kise nu lage mein galat aa
ik war das deo
TarN fer kade b online aave na..........
4245
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:58:21 AM »
tutte tariya da koi vajood nai hunda,
dil tuttan valiya de mukh te kade noor nai hunda,
mein ta bde khosish karda raha sab nu hasson de,
par sada hassna kese nu manjoor nai hunda........
4246
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:55:09 AM »
leh gift main tenu kat to dava.. munde so kurriya nu gift dende a
tenu wekhla nikamma jeha:P na denda ya... agge puchda vi a besharma :laugh:
taan hi main sub to alag haan main bakiyaan vang nahi haan ki kuriyaan nu gift vandda fir man dil vandda firda :love: :love: :love:ago kuriyaan gift vanddiyaan firdiyaan :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ki vichar tere
4247
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:52:04 AM »
ਮੌਗੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਪੜੇ, ਨਾਲੇ ਕਰੇ ਪੂਰੀ Aish,
ਕਈ ਕਿੱਲੇ ਜਮੀਨ, ਹੁੰਦੀ ਕੌਲੇ ਓਹਦੇ Cash
ਰਹੇ ਘੁੰਮਦਾ ਓ ਸਾਰੀ ਦਿਹਾੜੀ,
ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ENGG. ਬਣਨਾ,
ਲੱਗੂ ਪੜ ਕੇ Naukri ਸਰਕਾਰੀ,
ਵੜਦਾ ਨਾ ਕਲਾਸ, ਵਿਚ ਰਹੇ Canteen
ਖਾਲੀ ਕਰੀ ਜਾਵੇ, Kingfisher ਦੇ ਟੀਨ,
Paper ਦੇਵੇ ਕਰ ਪਰਚੀਆ ਦੀ ਤਿਆਰੀ,
ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ENGG. ਬਣਨਾ,
ਲੱਗੂ ਪੜ ਕੇ Naukri ਸਰਕਾਰੀ,
ਬੈਠਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਵਿਚ, ਕੁੜੀਆ ਦੇ ਬਣ ਸਾਧ,
ਕਹੇ ਮੈ ਤਾਂ ਹੌਇਆ, ਥੌਡੇ ਹੱਥੌ ਬਰਬਾਦ,
ਗਲੇ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਾਰੀ ਵਾਰੀ,
ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ENGG. ਬਣਨਾ,
ਲੱਗੂ ਪੜ ਕੇ Naukri ਸਰਕਾਰੀ,
ਘਰੇ ਜਾਣਾ ਕੱਡ ਕੇ, ਗੇੜੀ ਓਹਣੇ ਰੂਟ,
ਹਾਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨੂੰ, ਕਰੀ ਜਾਵੇ ਓ ਸਲੂਟ,
ਹੁੰਦੀ ਖੌਲੀ ਬਸ ਨਾਗਾਂ ਲਈ ਪਟਾਰੀ,
ਮਾਪੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ENGG. ਬਣਨਾ,
ਲੱਗੂ ਪੜ ਕੇ Naukri ਸਰਕਾਰੀ,
4248
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:46:28 AM »
Bus inni k tamana hai meri,
isnu pura karna chaha mai,
ruh ikk ho jave usdi te meri,
duniya nu bhull jana chaha mai,
rabba lambi likh de umar meri,
yaar de lekhe laona chaha mai,
reh na jave dil ch reejh koi,
har reejh nu puri karna chaha mai,
usde naina ch vasdi duniya meri akhri saah tak os nu dekhna chaha mai,
ki hunda e pyar mehboob wala bas ek pal liye mehsus karna chaha mai,
usde dil vich ban jave kabar meri,tarn ohdia baaha wich marna chahnda hai
4249
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:43:53 AM »
leh dur fitteh mu, kadde kam di vi cheej rakhleya kar :angr:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kar de gift fir :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ho jani kam di chij vi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4250
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:42:51 AM »
ina na hus 5rs. le le ... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
4251
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:41:43 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aa 22 nu lu gai sumaj :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:
4252
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:40:48 AM »
:hehe: Ramu di bv hun vikky de ghre aa.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: vicky vi te sardar hai :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4253
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:39:13 AM »
mic lehla, record kar te upload kar pj music te 
mic hai hi nahi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hun ki karan main :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: aa k sun le
4254
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:38:05 AM »
Suno yaaro ik geet Sunava ..
ik Yaar De naa da..
Jihnu Dekh k Masti chad di a..
Jihda Ang Ang Nasha Chdounda ea.
Jad Sutti Uth K Pyaar Naal..
oh Good Morning Sunoundi a..
Bagpiper Di Botal Lagdi a..
Jehdi Savere Nasha Chdoundi a..
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4255
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:31:44 AM »
santa- doctor saabmujhe chot lag gai hai
doctor- bahut gehri chot hai ... tanke lagenge , 1000rs. lagenge .
santa- doctor saab tanke laune ne ke kashmiri kadhaayi karni hai ??
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
4256
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:28:36 AM »
Pappu samundar main dahi daal raha tha
Tiddi- kiya kar rahe ho?
Pappu- lassi bana raha hu...
Tiddi- isi ilye log hum par joke banate hai
itni lassi tere baap piyega kiya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4257
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:25:01 AM »
- Btw
i liked this line
Maano::Chooha nahi Khandi Mai ta "Tarn" Khana Hai..
Ehi Pange Lainda..Naale Likhda Gaana Hai..
Bekaar Jiha Song ehne Mere Te banaya Hai..
Na Koi Gal Bani Na Hassa Aya Hai..
Hun tarn ghaa ke bhi sunade:P
suna te denda main par kive :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4258
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:24:07 AM »
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool. Khasmankhaneya :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4259
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:22:09 AM »
Amritsar ke pagal khane main docter ne naye mariz ka chackup karta hua kaha aap mansik rrop se to theek lag rahe hai ...phir yahan kaise aaye ...
rogi bola doctor main theek hu per baat ye hai ki kuch time pehle maine ek widhwa se shadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere pita ji ne us se shadi kar le or phir meri patni mere pita ji ki sas ban gayi... kuch time bad mere pita ji k ghar beti peda hue or vo meri soteli behan ban gayi or us ke alava vo meri navasi bhi thi...kyo ki main uski nani ka oati tha ab mere ghar beta hua.... ek taraf mere soteli maa mere bete ki behan legti thi ...kyo ki vo us ki maa ka beta tha ... dusri taraf vo us ki dadi lagti thi is tareh mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban geya ... aap sochen mere pita ji mere damad or main unka sasur .. or meri soteli maa mere bate ki behan ... yani mera beta mera mama or m apne bate ka bhanja ....
Doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup ho jao warna main pagal ho jaonga .....
hun duso tusi thik ho .... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4260
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:05:31 AM »
Pappu kol 1 sadhu aaya, kehanda kuj dan karo,
Pappu jeb cho 5 rup.kad k dinda hai
sadhu kush ho k kehanda .mang beta ki mangna hai tu,
Pappu - babaji mere 5rup mod deyo.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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