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Jokes Majaak / jija to salli
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:26:32 AM »
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?


Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:25:24 AM »
Husband: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Wife: Thank you ji.
Husband: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / TOTLA thread....
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:23:04 AM »
Thalaam namttay
Ye Et Aita TRED Hai Jo Athe Bhale Intan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,
Aap Laatt Toshish Talo Phil bhi Aite He Palo De.
AAP totle ban daye

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:22:08 AM »
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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Jokes Majaak / Hw 2 imprs girl nd boy.
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HW 2 IMPRSS A GRL?
Respect Her
Love Her, Protect Her,Listen 2 Her, Care 4 Hr Stand 4 Her,

HW 2 IMPRS A BOY?

Just Smile one time,
"Mitti ch litda firu"
__________________

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Jokes Majaak / Preeto in romantic mood
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:20:13 AM »
Preeto  -> Tu jahan jahan jayega mera saaya saath hoga.....mera saaya........
( AMLI  )..... mera saaya.....


Amli -> mainu taan pehla hee shakk c....k tu BHOOTNI a..

Preeto

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Jokes Majaak / ReALiTyyyy aBoUt Girlssss
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:19:14 AM »
A Girl to her boy friend

Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

A Boy to his girl friend

chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Jokes Majaak / student.........?
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:17:54 AM »
Sir: Bacho kasam khao
sharab
cigrate
jua
or ladkiyo ko nhi chhuoge
Des k liye jan doge
Boyse denge Sir,waise b aisi zindgi ji k kya karenge

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Love Pyar / a true love story
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:14:19 AM »
aryaan -larka
mehek -larki
umair-larke ka cusin
shani-larki ka cusin
nadia-umair ki wife yaani ke aryaan ki bhabi
romana-larki ki friend

remember these people

ek din romana (larki ki friend) shopping karne jaati hai wahaan uski mulaqat do larko se hoti hai ek ka naam
aryaan aur doosre ka naam usmaan yeh dono larke cusins hote hain
romana ki cusin romana ke saath shopping karne ke liye jaati hai wahaan romana ki cusin usmaan ka number leti hai
jab ke romana ki cusin already shaadi shuda hai

so shopping centre se nikal kar romana ki cusin usmaan ko text karti hai ke jo tumhare saath tumhara cusin tha uska
number do meri cusin romana ke liye.....toh usmaan number de deta hai
wahaan se baat shuru hoti hai....


romana aur aryaan ki kaafi friendship hone lagti hai ek mahine ke baad romoana apni best friend mehek ko batati hai ke yeh baat hui
hai mere saath aur main aryaan se pyaar karne lagi hoon
toh mehek kehti hai ke kahaan ka hai woh larka
so romana batati hai ke pakistan se aaya hai yahaan study karne ke liye do saal pehle aaya tha

toh mehek kehti hai ke agar larka acha hai toh ussey friendship karo lekin agar nahi toh chor do ussey baat karna
toh romana kehne lagi nahiii yaar bahuuuut acha hai .....par i dont know if he loves me or not
phir ek din romana ka phone mehek ke paas hota hai aur mehek
text parhne lagti hai text parhte parhta woh aryaan ka text parhti hai jahaan aryaan ne apne email id romana ko send ki lekin mehek ne romana ko nahi bataya ke maine aryaan ke text parhe hain ....


ek din mehek chatting kar rahi hoti hai to her friends lekin sirf ek ya do friends online hote hain toh bored hui thi iss liye woh aryaan ko add karti hai aur itefaak se hee aryaan bhi uss waqt online hota hai toh mehek aryaan se baat karne lagti hai ke how r u this and that toh aryaan kehne lagta hai ke who r u
and where did u get my email id from toh mehek sach sach batati hai ke main romana ki friend hoon
aur main uske text parh rahi thi wahaan se mujhe aapki id mili par plzzzzz aap romana ko nahi batana ke maine aapko add kiya hai......toh aryaan kehta hai acha nahi bataoonga

mehek aur aryaan ki har roz baat hone lagti hai ....aur woh ache dost ban jaate hain lekin romana ko nahi pata chalne dete that they know each other par achanak hee mehek poochti hai aryaan se ke kya tum romana se pyaar karte ho toh aryaan jawaab deta hai ke mehek tum pagal ho gayi ho kya nahiiiii romana toh sirf meri achi dost hai thats it par 1 week ke baad aryaan kehta hai ke mehek i love u
toh mehek kehti hai ke aryaan i don’t kyunki tumse meri best friend pyaar karti hai ....toh main kaise....
toh aryaan kehta hai ke maine kabhi ussey pyaar nahi kiya
ussi waqt mehek romana ko phone karti hai aur ussey batati hai ke aryaan acha nahi hai main ussey jaanti hoon meri ussey baat hoti hai aur aaj toh ussney mujhse kaha that he loves me
toh romana aage se mehek ko chilane lagi ke your jealous nothing else and tum bas mujhe yehi dikhana chahti ho ke tum mujhse zayada khoobsurat ho aur kuch nahi tum jhoot bol rahi ho.....yeh woh

tab mehek aage se hasne lagi aur kehne lagi ke romana main toh mazak kar rahi thi aur tum meri best friend ho kar mujhe itna kuch keh gayii .....toh romana kehne lagi aaj yeh keh diya dobara aryaan ke bare main kuch nahi kehna toh romana ne phone rakh kar aryaan se baat karne lagi...

kuch dino ke baad mehek aryaan se pyaar karne lagi aur apne pyaar ka izhaar bhi kar diya ( bagair yeh soche k romana bhi aryaan se pyaar karti hai) as they say love is blind jab pyaar hota hai kisi ki bhi fikar nahi hoti kisi ka bhi dar nahi hota ....

dono bahuuuut khush they lekin abhi tak romana ko kuch nahi bataya tha kyunki aryaan keh raha tha ke main khud hee romana ko bataoonga.....
uss waqt ek larki mehek ke cusin ke ghar reh rahi thi jis ka naam nadia tha uski aur mehek ki kaafi zayada friendship thi par ek din EID par nadia apne cusins ke saath ghoomne gayi thi kyunki har saal eid par yeh sab cusins get together rakhte toh mehek ne aryaan ko phone kiya ( aise hee baat karne k liye)
aur baaton main poocha ke tum kahaan ho toh aryaan ne kaha ke main ek family get together main hoon
ussi waqt mehek ko yaad aaya ke nadia bhi family get together main gayi hai .....aur ussney aryaan se poocha k kya tum nadia ko jaante ho ussney kaha haan woh toh meri bhabi hai par tum ussey kaise jaanti ho tab mehek ne poocha ke kya tum nadia k husband umair ko bhi jaante ho toh aryaan ne kaha haan woh toh mera cusin hai ......mehek pareshaan ho gayi ke umair aur uska cusin shaani toh best friends hain agar shaani ko pata chal gaya toh ...phir mehek ne poocha k kya tum shaani ko jaante ho
aur aryaan ne kaha haaan par tum batao tum inn sabko kaise jaanti ho aage se mehek ne kaha ke main shani ki cusin hoon aur nadia shani k ghar reh rahi hai aur tum meri baat suno k aaj k baad hum log baat nahi karenge kyunki agr shani ko pata chal gaya woh mujhe maar dale ga
toh aryaan ne jawaab diya ke tum be-fikar ho jao ussey kaun bataye ga....aur phir inn dono ne kasmey kai k na mehek nadia ko bataye gi aur na aryaan shani ko ....



par agle din woh dono baat kar rahe they aur aryaan ne kaha k main tumse baad main baat karta hoon mera cusin umair aaya hai ...toh mehek ne kaha k theek hai.....uss waqt mehek apne cusin k ghar par thi
lekin mehek ko kya pata tha ke yeh hum dono ki akhri baat hogi kyunki ......


umair ne aryaan ke computer peh jaa kar mehek ki pix dekh li aur poocha k aryaan yeh kaun hai aryaan ne socha k obviously agr nadia bhabi wahaan reh rahi hai toh umair jaanta hoga k yeh shaani ki cusin hai....toh ussney ne bata diya k yeh shaani ki cusin hai aur meri gf hai....ussi waqt umair ne aryaan ko thapar maara aur kaha k tumhien pata hai k tum kya kar rahe ho shani ki cusins meri behen jaisi hain aur tumhari itni himat aur ussi waqt shani ko phone kar k bataya k tumhari cusin aur mere cusin ke beech yeh sab kuch chal raha hai aur main nahi chahta k hum dono ki friendship main koi differences aaye aur issi
liye tum apni cusin ko sambhalo aur main vaada karta hoon k aaj k baad main aryaan aur mehek ki baat nahi hone doonga ......meri aur aryaan ki taraf se lekin tumhien bhi mehek ki taraf se guarantee deni hogi


shaani ne phone rakh kar mehek ke ghar phone kiya aur kaha k mehek ko kaho ghar aaye kyunki main aa raha hoon ( kyunki mehek apne cusin k ghar gayi thi uss waqt )
toh mehek ghar aayi toh shani ne mehek ko bahuuut maara ke tumne kyun aisa kiya ...yeh.woh
par ussi din raat ko mehek ne aryaan ko fne kiya aur kaha k kyun kiya tumne mere saath aisa kya ghalti thi meri....aur aryaan ne umair ko bataya k mehek ne aaj mujhe phir se fne kiya tha....aur umair ne shaani ko issi wajaah se mehek ko phir se maar pari...........

lekin mehek apni zid par hee rahi aur har roz ussey fne karti rahi aur maar kaati rahi
phir mehek ne romana ko sab kuch bataya ......aur romana ne mehek se baat karna chor diya
phir kuch maheno k baad mehek k liye bahhhuuuut mushkil ho gaya tha aryaan k bagair jeena aur ussey fne kiya aur kaha k bas akhri baar mujhse baat kar lo plzzzzz aryaan ne kaha theek hai batao kya baat hai..... mehek rone lagi aur kehne lagi k main tumse bahut pyaar karti hoon lekin tumhari aur meri yeh baat sun kar mere ghar walo ne faisla kiya hai k woh mera rishta kara denge iss liye main tumse poochna chahti hoon kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge .........agar tum haan karo toh main tumhare liye apni family ko chor doongi.......aur aage se aryaan kehne laga ke mera rishta ho gaya hai ....im a engaged man mehek bahhuuuut royi aur fne rakh diya ...uss din pehli baar aryaan ne umair ko nahi bataya k mehek ne mujhe fne kiya tha aur mehek ne rishte k liye bhi na kar di
and 6 months guzar gaye aur abhi tak mehek aryaan se bahut pyaar karti hai aur har roz ussey phone karti hai sirf uski awaaz sune k liye lekin khud bolti nahi hai issi dar se k kahin aryaan bata na de..........
mehek bahuuut pareshaan hai kyunki she has lost her best friend
she has lost her family’s love ........only becuz of aryaan aur woh aryaan jisko uski koi parwa nahi hai aur mehek k liye aryaan ko bhoolna .......NAMUMKIN ho gaya hai


she went against family against friends aur aaj woh bilkol akeli reh gayi hai waise rehti toh ab bhi apni family k saath hai lekin koi ussey theek se baat nahi karta................


so that was the story
The true story that i wanted 2 share with u ppl
ab kuch sawaal aap logon k liye


what should mehek do????
Aryaan kaisa larka tha????
Romana ko kya karna chahiye???
Who’s fault was it??
What would u do if this happened 2 u?

Agar aap mehek ki jagah hote kya aap bhool jaate aryaan ko
Ya Kya aap ussey badla lete

Agar aap aryaan ki jagah hote aur koi aapse itnaaaaa pyaar karta kya aap uske saath aisa karte k nahi
Aur agar karte would u regret it later in life


THANK U 4 reading the story

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ਬਹੁਤ ਸਾਰੇ ਲੋਕ "ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ" ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਆ ਜਾ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ। ਇਹਨਾਂ ਵਿੱਚੋ ਜਿਆਦਾਤਰ ਲੋਕ ਅਜਿਹੇ ਸਨ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਉਹ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਦੀ ਦਾਤ ਲੈਣ ਬਾਬਾ ਝਿ ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਸਨ। ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਦੀ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਪੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਖੈਰਾਤੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਤਾਂਤਾ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਸੀ । ਸ਼ਰਧਾਲੂਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚਕਾਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਹੋਏ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਦਾਤਾਂ ਬਖਸ਼ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ। ਇੰਨੇ ਨੂੰ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਦਾ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ ਖੜਕਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਕਿ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਨੇ ਤੀਜੀ ਲੜਕੀ ਨੂੰ ਜਨਮ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੈ। ਛੇਤੀ ਹੀ ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਦਾਤ ਬਖਸ਼ਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਚਿੰਤਤ ਹੋਏ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਲਈ ਰਵਾਨਾ ਹੋ ਗਏ । :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Kyoke school vich kuriyan
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:08:41 AM »
Dear SIR,

BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKE SCHOOL VICH KURIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.

AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
TUADA STUDENT TARNBIR SINGH

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Gup Shup / kuch sach 84 de
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:57:06 AM »
aa meri freind ne menu post kita main ithe kar reha haan  menu aa thik luga ...

 
frndz eh story jo mein likhan ja rahi aa 1984 de dangian bare a. mein sab nu dasna chaundi ha eh dange kive shuru hoye c. kynuki mainu lagda e k sab nu es bare janana chahida e.


Sochna b mushkil e k 25 saal pehla aaj de din (1 nov) desh di rajdhani delhi vich ik b eho jeha kona nai reh gaiya c. jithe baith koi b sikh apne aap nu surakshit mehsoos kare. sari delhi vich jali drinde sikha nu gharo bahar kad k maar rahe c ate eh sab police di mazoogi vich ate una di madad naal ho rahia c.
har ik sikh nu apni jaan di pai c chahe o jini b wadi padvi te c. Kushwant Singh jo k uge patarkar san.unanu b apni jaan bachaun lai swiden de dootghar vich sharan laini payi c.apna ghar chadan toh pehla Kushwant singh ne us waqt de rashterpati Gyani Jail Singh nu phone kita c k meri jaan nu khtra e, meri madad karo. age ns miliya c k mein kuch nai kar sakda tusi ise hindu de ghar vich sharan lay lao.
udher fauj da ik chirag Gernal Jagjit Singh Arora jo k bangla desh di larai da hero c oh b us din apne ghar nai reh sakia.Gernal Jagjit Singh ik eho jehi sakshit c jis de aage 90,000 pakistani faujian ne atam sampran kita c.1 nov ate 2 nov no una nu Shri Inder Kumar Guzral de ghar panah laini pyi c jo k bad vich desh de pardhan mantri v rahe.
ina da kasoor ki c k ina de sir uper paggan c ate eh apne aap nu sardar kahaunde c. Government ne hamesha kehia k eh dange achanak hoye par subatan nu dekh k ta kuch hor hi pata lagda.
Indera Gandhi di hatiya toh bad desh vich sab toh pehli hinsa calcuta vich shuru hoi. dupher de 12 vaje Rajv Gandhi jo k uthe mazood san delhi lai ravana hoye usde naal hi uthe hinsa shuru ho gyi. Bengol de mukh mantri ne hinsa shuru hunde hi fauj bula k sab kuch control vich kar liya.
duje pase delhi sehar jithe sab toh wad katleaam hoiya.us upre nazar maro ta ithe survat kive hoi.lokan nu swer toh hi pata c k sikh guard ne Indera Gandhi nu mariya e. par kise ne v sikha nu kuch nai kehia c.Delhi vich pehla hamala jis Sikh ute hoiya oh Gyani Jail Singh san. us same uthe delhi da police de sab bade officer mazood san par hamalavara te koi karvai nai kiti gyi.is de ult una nu utho hataiya b nai gaiya jado oh dubara bahar aye ta una te fir hamala kita gya ate uthe mazood sikh officers te v hamala kita gya.ina dono hamliyan di koi b fir daraz nai kiti gyi.
delhi vich hoi pehli hinsa da j vakia police record vich hai oh sham 5:45 te hoi bahve eh gatna 31 oct nu hoi par is di fir 1 nov nu likhi gyi.police record vich pehli fir 8:10 min te likhi gyi jo k thane de sho Gurmail Singh jo k aap ik sikh c te usda uperla officer Kewal singh v ik sikh c. ina dona oficera ne use raat 90 danga karian nu far k hinsa nu thal pa diti c.vaise ta ina nu medal milne chahide c par miliya ki saja use waqt ina nu hata k charge hor officera nu sambhal dita gya eh kam 1 hi ghante vich us time de IG nekita c is toh vad kehra police wala himat kar sakda c ina de raste vich aun di
is toh bad lakhan hi sikhan ate chote chote bachian nu galian vich laiya k jiunde hi una de ghardian de samne saar dita gya.una sikhan de gharde aaj tak insaaf di mang kar rahe ne. har saal una nu 1 nov te aas diti jandi a k tehanu insaaf milega................

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Love Pyar / cUtE lOvE sToRy realy its touching
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:54:17 AM »
CUTE LOVE STORY- A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH. BUT HE DID NOT

TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV. EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND

BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER. AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT TO HIS PLACE AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,

HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ............... THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?
ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.

SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............


moral of the story: if u love someone......tell him/her directly don't wait for

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Love Pyar / pyaar 20 dina da
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:51:22 AM »
net tey seema nu ik munda milia jo boht sohnia sohnia gla karda hunda c ,kuch gla ta seema nu ohdia ehnia psand aia k ohdey dil ch ghar kar gaiaa
bas fir ke c ladka roj online hunda kudi v dohmey kafi dair gla kardey dosti ho gaee glaa kardey kardey ..tey holi holi ohna ney ik dujey nu i love u v keh dita ...dohmey ik dujey de khusi wandan lagh pey ....ik din ke hoia munde nu achank pta lagda k seema da 3 jgha pehla v chker chlda c kitey usney seema kolo puchia ta seema ney jwaab dita nah ch ...mundey da jo pyaar c seema parati oh sabh chkna choor hogia .....seema nu pta lgaa k hun oh munda menu like ta karda but upro upro....oh v holi holi pichey hon lag paee ...dohmey use traa roj net tey ondey 5 ja 10 mint gla kardey bor ho jandey tey fir munda hor kudia nal tey kudi hor mundia nal gla karn lag jandi..
mundey nu ik hor kudi naal pyaar hogia tey kudi nu usdey puraney premi naal



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Jokes Majaak / Amli di SAD LOVE Story
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:46:48 AM »
ik waar....AMLI ik kuri(JEETO) nu bahut chaonda c....
dono ik duje naal...bahut pyaar karde san....



Ik din...JEETO ...Amli nu fon kardi hai...

JEETO ->> Hello....Ajj mere ghar koi nahi hai...tu mere ghar aaja...

Amli ->> Edda kar....tu mere ghar aaja....mere ghardeya naal tera v jee lagga rahuga...

JEETO ->> tu aaona k nahi...


AMLI  ->> gussa koin kardi a....main aaona thori der takk...



Amli.. JEETO de ghar jaanda hai...



te fer..



JEETO  -->> Tu rukk Amlia.....main hune CHAH bana k lai k aayi...

Amli vehla baitha c......k achanak.......Amli ne JEETO da mobile phone dekheya.....te.....apna naam dekhan layi....amli ne apne mobile ton JEETO nu phone kita....


jadon JEETO de mobile te ring wajji....taan usda naam likheya hoya c...
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KUTTA NO. 5

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Love Pyar / MUST ~ READ [If You Havn't Read it before]MAA
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:43:28 AM »
Beta maa se nafrat karta tha , kyunki uski ek aankh thi..
: wo jab bhi usse dekhta , use apni maa se ghin aati thi..
: wo family ko chalane ke liye
students aur teachers ke liye khana banti thi.

: Ek din wo apne bete ko "HELLO" kehne uske school gai..

: Beta bahut gusse mein aa gaya , ki yeh aisa kaise kar sakti hai ??..

: beta apni maa ko ignore karte huye , gusse mein wahan se bhaag gaya ..

: agle din uske friend ne class mein kaha EEE , teri maa ki ek aankh hai..
: Use bahut gussa aaya wo chahta tha uski maa kahin chali kyun nahin jaati...
: ek din bete ne kaha , " tumne mujhe majaak bana diya hai , tum mar kyun nahin jaati " ??
: maa kuch na boli..
: beta bas kisi tarah usse , aur uske ghar se door jana chahta tha ...

: usne acche se padai ki , aur bahar jane ka mauka mila..
: wahaan shadi ki , phir bacche .. beta bada khush tha..

: ek din maa wahan aa gai , use dekh bacche us par hasne lage .. bete ne jab use dekha to kaha "isi waqt mere ghar se nikal jao, tumne mere bacchon ko dara diya"..

: maa boli "maaf karna , shayad galat pate par aa gai , i'm so sorry"..

: EK din uske school se use ek khat aaya , wo apni wife se business ka bahana banakar apne desh laut aaya..

: wahan use pata chala , uski maa mar chuki hai ..
wo nahin roya ..

: Use wahan apni maa ka kaht mila jimein likha tha ..
"Maaf karna tumhe har waqt meri wajah se pareshaan hona pada , maine tumhare bacchon ko bhi dara diya...Main jaanti thi kisi kaam se lautne wale ho , socha tha tumhe dekhne uth bhi na sakungi , tumhari sucess mein humesha tumhe pareshaan karne ke liye maaf karna...
Jab tum chote the , ek accident mein apni ek aankh kho chuke the , maa hun main .. ek aankh se bete duniya dekhe .. nahin seh sakti thi , isliye apni aankh tumhe di...main bahut khush hun ki tumhne meri aakhon se is duniya ki bahut si khoobsorti dekhi .. mujhe tum par fakaar hai.."

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Jokes Majaak / Funny Story of the Year 2009
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:39:22 AM »
Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"

Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!"

Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski khel khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.


Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...


Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phasaa kar nahi la sakta!"

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Shayari / Ohnu chaun wale lakhan
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:33:35 AM »
ohnu chaun wale ne lakhan,
pyar karn waliya di ohnu koi thod nhi,,
asi rulde reh jaana wang kakhaan,,,
ethe sadi kise nu lod nhi............

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Shayari / Mere Dil Di Peed
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:30:27 AM »
Dard Judai Da Meri Taqdeer Ban Gaya,
Gham Mohabbatan Da Meri Jageer Ban Gaya,
Jede Supne Kadi Vekhe Si Kamli Akhan Naal,
Ohi Sajjna, Ajj Mere Dil Di Peed Ban Gaya.
:break: :break:

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Shayari / cheti cheti aaja mere sajna
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:28:24 AM »
Tere naal bite pal jado chete mainu aaunde,
hanju akhan vichon ape kirr jande ne...
aj pta lga kahton sahan ton pyare aukhe,
velle kalle chad tur jaande ne....
tera bura na takaunde ni tenu hun vi han chaundhe,
par tuhi sathon mukh fer beh gaye...
hun cheti cheti aaja mere sajna mere kolle,
shayad meri zindgai ch pal thode reh gye...

menu pyaari teri har khushi sajna,
ni rahen vasda jithe vi rahen tu,
par ene dil de made v nhi c sajna asi,
jine lokan tu sade bare kaven tu,
tu taa chla gya bas teri yadan de pal reh gye...
hun cheti chethi aa sjna mere kolle..
shyd meri zindgi ch pal thode reh gye..

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