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3161
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:51:59 AM »
College di chaar dawari vich aJeeb Jehe khel hunde ne
Khel khel vich dilan de mel hunde ne
Ese lyi ta SARDARAN de Munde har saal fail hunde ne
3162
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:48:38 AM »
Use... this... in... life
Talk---------------Softly
Walk----------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe--------------------Deeply
Sleep----------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave-----------------------------------------Decently
Learn---------------------------------------------Practically
Plan-----------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend---------------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love---------------------------------------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY --- -----------------------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY
3163
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:42:24 AM »
HI PJ Friends.......
Bye Bye to 2009 and Welcome 2010
Let's Share Your All Best Moments of 2009 Step by Step....
I have lot of moments & Memories....i also share...
3164
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:40:09 AM »
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." -Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." - Andrew, age 9
3165
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:20:55 AM »
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
3166
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:10:20 AM »
bad
aaj mom nee bahut galaan kadiyaan :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
3167
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:07:04 AM »
vehra....(courtyard)
3168
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:06:38 AM »
Write one punjabi word and its meaning in english...
cholo main hi start karda
3169
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:03:37 AM »
aao yaar..ik jruri chiz...apa jad PJ to Log out karde aa
ta sab nu good bye kaho,.....via this thread...
jive koi logout kar reha......
is thread vich likhe....>GOOD BYE..
fer milange....
lets start ....
3170
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:02:17 AM »
nah othe tan inne vadde vadde words vich mishri likhta hun kehna tere lyi smajh lai sharm kar kuch tan tarnea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh taan vech k main patisa kha leya si ...
3171
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:00:02 AM »
oyee tarn brush teeth nahi karda ganda bacha :happy:
hahaha oh 9 waje da kam hai
3172
« on: January 21, 2010, 10:59:05 AM »
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata.
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi.
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore ..
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their. You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says" Aamchya Ghara samor bhandu naka, Dusarikade jaun bhanda ( Dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's "Pune"
3173
« on: January 21, 2010, 10:51:58 AM »
ਪਿਆਰ ਭਰੀ ਸਤਿ ਸ਼ੀ੍ ਅਕਾਲ ਜੀ
ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ TIME TABLE
8 ਵਜੇ ਉੱਠਣਾ
9 ਵਜੇ ਨਹਾਉਣਾ
10 ਵਜੇ ਰੋਟੀ ਖਾਣੀ
11 ਵਜੇ ਤਿਆਰ ਹੋਣਾ
12 ਵਜੇ ਬੁਲਟ ਕੱਢਣਾ
1 ਵਜੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਜਾਣਾ
2 ਵਜੇ ਦੁਪਹਿਰ ਦੀ ਰੋਟੀ
3 ਵਜੇ ਗਰਲ ਫਰੈਂਡ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣਾ
4 ਵਜੇ ਖੇਡਣਾ
5 ਵਜੇ ਗੇੜੀ ਲਾਉਣੀ
6 ਵਜੇ ਪੈਗ ਲਾਉਣਾ
7 ਵਜੇ ਪੰਗਾ ਪਾਉਣਾ
8 ਵਜੇ ਥਾਣੇ
9 ਵਜੇ ਘਰ ਵਾਪਸ
9:15 ਤੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਤੌਂ ਗਾਲਾਂ
9:30 ਤੇ ਰਾਤ ਦੀ ਰੋਟੀ
10 ਵਜੇ ਬੈਡ ਤੇ ਜਾਣਾ
2 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਗਰਲ ਫਰੈਂਡ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਨੀਆਂ
4 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੈਸਜ ਸੇਵਾ
4 ਵਜੇ ਤੌਂ 8 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਸੌਣਾ
8 ਵਜੇ ਦਿਨ ਫੇਰ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ.....
ਬਾਪੂ ਦੀ ਖਾਂਦੇ ਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਤੋਂ peNsiOn ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ .... ਯਾਰ ਵਿਹਲੇ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਫੇਰ ਵੀ teNsiOn ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ.......
3174
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:42:58 AM »
1 Accident hoya
Bahut Bheer Ikathi ho gai
AMLI nu agge ja k dekhan da Moka nahi Mil Reha C
Clever AMLI Jor Naal Chilaye-Hi Mera BAPU................!
bheer Ne AMLI nu agge Jaan da moka de ditta
Agge ja k dekhya tan
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KHOTA Marya hoya c.
3175
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:40:57 AM »
Bhagwan de naam te kuj de de.
Guri ne apni cycle bahar kadi te…. Bhagawan da nam lai ke ohnu cycle te… ….
jhute den lag pya.
3176
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:33:52 AM »
buriiiiiiiii
3177
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:30:58 AM »
this guy is vry chalaak :happy:
pata menu .... :hehe: :hehe:
3178
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:29:56 AM »
Verma- yar tu ta kise de ghar afsos te gia c,
fir eni jaldi kyo wapis aa gia?
Sharma- yar main 10 min baitha riha ,
kise ne has k gal e nai kiti...!
3179
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:28:52 AM »
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara thread padh
rahi hai...
3180
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:27:51 AM »
A Depressed MBA student went 2 rail track 4 sucide ,
Train comeing closer & closer,
but he suddenly came,
out of track & said ooo tere de kal te assignment dena hai.......
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