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Jokes Majaak / Re: Murgha boyfriend
« on: March 28, 2010, 11:56:15 PM »
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Shayari / Re: assi janam-janam ton...« on: March 28, 2010, 11:21:49 AM »
Main keha very very thanks
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Shayari / mehboob se mulakat hogi« on: March 22, 2010, 01:47:00 AM »
Na shaam udas hogi.na raat udas hogi.
Safed kapdo me lapti huwi mere lash hogi. Aye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana. jaha subha sham mere mehboob se mulakat hogi 2627
Shayari / Standing At The Door« on: March 21, 2010, 03:46:06 PM »Standing At The Door Standing at the door,
dog tags in hand. About to tell a loved one about their loss. Thinking of how it could have been me. Wondering how they will react. Reaching up with heavy hand, I knock on the door. Waiting nervously, I prepare myself for what's to come. Wishing anxiously someone else had come. Wanting desperately not to have to deliver such news. He gave his life for this country that he loved. Dying so suddenly without warning. He never got to say "Goodbye, my love." Sadly thinking how to treat the wounds I'm sure to inflict. Praying for peace and getting only a saddened heart. The only tribute I can give is this poem. His memory will never fade from my mind. His lust for life never replaced. His joy in his family and his friends, never forgotten. He will live on 'till the end of time. He is one of us, the unforgotten vet. 2628
Introductions / New Friends / Re: "Waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ke fateh "« on: March 21, 2010, 01:09:21 PM »
waheguru ji ka khalsa
waheguru ji ki fateh 2630
Shayari / Re: Mere apne hi« on: March 18, 2010, 02:21:04 PM »
k jee aa dil to nikldi hai te dil te ja vajdi hai
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Jokes Majaak / Chhota bartan…« on: March 18, 2010, 01:24:33 PM »
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 2632
Jokes Majaak / Maa aur baap« on: March 18, 2010, 01:22:17 PM »
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: 2633
Jokes Majaak / Jaan ya naan« on: March 18, 2010, 01:18:27 PM »
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!” 2634
Jokes Majaak / Murgha boyfriend« on: March 18, 2010, 01:16:27 PM »
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai? Dear, sweetu ya jaanu. Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”. 2635
Jokes Majaak / Pathan at KBC« on: March 18, 2010, 01:14:15 PM »
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:
Q: What is you father name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.” Kisko call karengy? Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 2636
Jokes Majaak / Eid ka tofa« on: March 18, 2010, 01:10:40 PM »
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.” 2637
Shayari / Mere apne hi« on: March 18, 2010, 12:59:03 PM »
Mere apne hi mujhe jeene ki dua dete hain , voh nahi jante k jeena bhi to sabhi k liye acha nahi hota...!!
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