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Gup Shup / kuch sach 84 de
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:57:06 AM »
aa meri freind ne menu post kita main ithe kar reha haan  menu aa thik luga ...

 
frndz eh story jo mein likhan ja rahi aa 1984 de dangian bare a. mein sab nu dasna chaundi ha eh dange kive shuru hoye c. kynuki mainu lagda e k sab nu es bare janana chahida e.


Sochna b mushkil e k 25 saal pehla aaj de din (1 nov) desh di rajdhani delhi vich ik b eho jeha kona nai reh gaiya c. jithe baith koi b sikh apne aap nu surakshit mehsoos kare. sari delhi vich jali drinde sikha nu gharo bahar kad k maar rahe c ate eh sab police di mazoogi vich ate una di madad naal ho rahia c.
har ik sikh nu apni jaan di pai c chahe o jini b wadi padvi te c. Kushwant Singh jo k uge patarkar san.unanu b apni jaan bachaun lai swiden de dootghar vich sharan laini payi c.apna ghar chadan toh pehla Kushwant singh ne us waqt de rashterpati Gyani Jail Singh nu phone kita c k meri jaan nu khtra e, meri madad karo. age ns miliya c k mein kuch nai kar sakda tusi ise hindu de ghar vich sharan lay lao.
udher fauj da ik chirag Gernal Jagjit Singh Arora jo k bangla desh di larai da hero c oh b us din apne ghar nai reh sakia.Gernal Jagjit Singh ik eho jehi sakshit c jis de aage 90,000 pakistani faujian ne atam sampran kita c.1 nov ate 2 nov no una nu Shri Inder Kumar Guzral de ghar panah laini pyi c jo k bad vich desh de pardhan mantri v rahe.
ina da kasoor ki c k ina de sir uper paggan c ate eh apne aap nu sardar kahaunde c. Government ne hamesha kehia k eh dange achanak hoye par subatan nu dekh k ta kuch hor hi pata lagda.
Indera Gandhi di hatiya toh bad desh vich sab toh pehli hinsa calcuta vich shuru hoi. dupher de 12 vaje Rajv Gandhi jo k uthe mazood san delhi lai ravana hoye usde naal hi uthe hinsa shuru ho gyi. Bengol de mukh mantri ne hinsa shuru hunde hi fauj bula k sab kuch control vich kar liya.
duje pase delhi sehar jithe sab toh wad katleaam hoiya.us upre nazar maro ta ithe survat kive hoi.lokan nu swer toh hi pata c k sikh guard ne Indera Gandhi nu mariya e. par kise ne v sikha nu kuch nai kehia c.Delhi vich pehla hamala jis Sikh ute hoiya oh Gyani Jail Singh san. us same uthe delhi da police de sab bade officer mazood san par hamalavara te koi karvai nai kiti gyi.is de ult una nu utho hataiya b nai gaiya jado oh dubara bahar aye ta una te fir hamala kita gya ate uthe mazood sikh officers te v hamala kita gya.ina dono hamliyan di koi b fir daraz nai kiti gyi.
delhi vich hoi pehli hinsa da j vakia police record vich hai oh sham 5:45 te hoi bahve eh gatna 31 oct nu hoi par is di fir 1 nov nu likhi gyi.police record vich pehli fir 8:10 min te likhi gyi jo k thane de sho Gurmail Singh jo k aap ik sikh c te usda uperla officer Kewal singh v ik sikh c. ina dona oficera ne use raat 90 danga karian nu far k hinsa nu thal pa diti c.vaise ta ina nu medal milne chahide c par miliya ki saja use waqt ina nu hata k charge hor officera nu sambhal dita gya eh kam 1 hi ghante vich us time de IG nekita c is toh vad kehra police wala himat kar sakda c ina de raste vich aun di
is toh bad lakhan hi sikhan ate chote chote bachian nu galian vich laiya k jiunde hi una de ghardian de samne saar dita gya.una sikhan de gharde aaj tak insaaf di mang kar rahe ne. har saal una nu 1 nov te aas diti jandi a k tehanu insaaf milega................

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Love Pyar / cUtE lOvE sToRy realy its touching
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:54:17 AM »
CUTE LOVE STORY- A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH. BUT HE DID NOT

TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV. EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND

BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER. AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT TO HIS PLACE AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,

HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ............... THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?
ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.

SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............


moral of the story: if u love someone......tell him/her directly don't wait for

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Love Pyar / pyaar 20 dina da
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:51:22 AM »
net tey seema nu ik munda milia jo boht sohnia sohnia gla karda hunda c ,kuch gla ta seema nu ohdia ehnia psand aia k ohdey dil ch ghar kar gaiaa
bas fir ke c ladka roj online hunda kudi v dohmey kafi dair gla kardey dosti ho gaee glaa kardey kardey ..tey holi holi ohna ney ik dujey nu i love u v keh dita ...dohmey ik dujey de khusi wandan lagh pey ....ik din ke hoia munde nu achank pta lagda k seema da 3 jgha pehla v chker chlda c kitey usney seema kolo puchia ta seema ney jwaab dita nah ch ...mundey da jo pyaar c seema parati oh sabh chkna choor hogia .....seema nu pta lgaa k hun oh munda menu like ta karda but upro upro....oh v holi holi pichey hon lag paee ...dohmey use traa roj net tey ondey 5 ja 10 mint gla kardey bor ho jandey tey fir munda hor kudia nal tey kudi hor mundia nal gla karn lag jandi..
mundey nu ik hor kudi naal pyaar hogia tey kudi nu usdey puraney premi naal



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Jokes Majaak / Amli di SAD LOVE Story
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:46:48 AM »
ik waar....AMLI ik kuri(JEETO) nu bahut chaonda c....
dono ik duje naal...bahut pyaar karde san....



Ik din...JEETO ...Amli nu fon kardi hai...

JEETO ->> Hello....Ajj mere ghar koi nahi hai...tu mere ghar aaja...

Amli ->> Edda kar....tu mere ghar aaja....mere ghardeya naal tera v jee lagga rahuga...

JEETO ->> tu aaona k nahi...


AMLI  ->> gussa koin kardi a....main aaona thori der takk...



Amli.. JEETO de ghar jaanda hai...



te fer..



JEETO  -->> Tu rukk Amlia.....main hune CHAH bana k lai k aayi...

Amli vehla baitha c......k achanak.......Amli ne JEETO da mobile phone dekheya.....te.....apna naam dekhan layi....amli ne apne mobile ton JEETO nu phone kita....


jadon JEETO de mobile te ring wajji....taan usda naam likheya hoya c...
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KUTTA NO. 5

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Love Pyar / MUST ~ READ [If You Havn't Read it before]MAA
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:43:28 AM »
Beta maa se nafrat karta tha , kyunki uski ek aankh thi..
: wo jab bhi usse dekhta , use apni maa se ghin aati thi..
: wo family ko chalane ke liye
students aur teachers ke liye khana banti thi.

: Ek din wo apne bete ko "HELLO" kehne uske school gai..

: Beta bahut gusse mein aa gaya , ki yeh aisa kaise kar sakti hai ??..

: beta apni maa ko ignore karte huye , gusse mein wahan se bhaag gaya ..

: agle din uske friend ne class mein kaha EEE , teri maa ki ek aankh hai..
: Use bahut gussa aaya wo chahta tha uski maa kahin chali kyun nahin jaati...
: ek din bete ne kaha , " tumne mujhe majaak bana diya hai , tum mar kyun nahin jaati " ??
: maa kuch na boli..
: beta bas kisi tarah usse , aur uske ghar se door jana chahta tha ...

: usne acche se padai ki , aur bahar jane ka mauka mila..
: wahaan shadi ki , phir bacche .. beta bada khush tha..

: ek din maa wahan aa gai , use dekh bacche us par hasne lage .. bete ne jab use dekha to kaha "isi waqt mere ghar se nikal jao, tumne mere bacchon ko dara diya"..

: maa boli "maaf karna , shayad galat pate par aa gai , i'm so sorry"..

: EK din uske school se use ek khat aaya , wo apni wife se business ka bahana banakar apne desh laut aaya..

: wahan use pata chala , uski maa mar chuki hai ..
wo nahin roya ..

: Use wahan apni maa ka kaht mila jimein likha tha ..
"Maaf karna tumhe har waqt meri wajah se pareshaan hona pada , maine tumhare bacchon ko bhi dara diya...Main jaanti thi kisi kaam se lautne wale ho , socha tha tumhe dekhne uth bhi na sakungi , tumhari sucess mein humesha tumhe pareshaan karne ke liye maaf karna...
Jab tum chote the , ek accident mein apni ek aankh kho chuke the , maa hun main .. ek aankh se bete duniya dekhe .. nahin seh sakti thi , isliye apni aankh tumhe di...main bahut khush hun ki tumhne meri aakhon se is duniya ki bahut si khoobsorti dekhi .. mujhe tum par fakaar hai.."

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Jokes Majaak / Funny Story of the Year 2009
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:39:22 AM »
Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"

Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!"

Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski khel khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.


Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...


Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phasaa kar nahi la sakta!"

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Shayari / Ohnu chaun wale lakhan
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:33:35 AM »
ohnu chaun wale ne lakhan,
pyar karn waliya di ohnu koi thod nhi,,
asi rulde reh jaana wang kakhaan,,,
ethe sadi kise nu lod nhi............

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Shayari / Mere Dil Di Peed
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:30:27 AM »
Dard Judai Da Meri Taqdeer Ban Gaya,
Gham Mohabbatan Da Meri Jageer Ban Gaya,
Jede Supne Kadi Vekhe Si Kamli Akhan Naal,
Ohi Sajjna, Ajj Mere Dil Di Peed Ban Gaya.
:break: :break:

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Shayari / cheti cheti aaja mere sajna
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:28:24 AM »
Tere naal bite pal jado chete mainu aaunde,
hanju akhan vichon ape kirr jande ne...
aj pta lga kahton sahan ton pyare aukhe,
velle kalle chad tur jaande ne....
tera bura na takaunde ni tenu hun vi han chaundhe,
par tuhi sathon mukh fer beh gaye...
hun cheti cheti aaja mere sajna mere kolle,
shayad meri zindgai ch pal thode reh gye...

menu pyaari teri har khushi sajna,
ni rahen vasda jithe vi rahen tu,
par ene dil de made v nhi c sajna asi,
jine lokan tu sade bare kaven tu,
tu taa chla gya bas teri yadan de pal reh gye...
hun cheti chethi aa sjna mere kolle..
shyd meri zindgi ch pal thode reh gye..

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Shayari / bass ajj raat di mauhlat
« on: January 20, 2010, 10:10:14 AM »
balde hathaan naal likh rehan....
mein aapni adhuri daastaan.
mere zhulse hoye enna hathaan ton,
hun eh kalam hor fadi nahi jandi........

kaagaz te ukkre lafzaan cho....
ek taap(heat) zeha menu aunda hai,
bhavein lalli lahu di, da rang bada he guda hai,
sillian aakhan ton ,eh padhi nahi jandi..........

raakh wang hoye iss jism vicho....
dhuaan uthdaa kade kade,
mein jo chitta jalai mohabbat di,
eh jaldi kyu sadi nahin jandi.........

mein jism di dhaeri,dhaa lai eh....
khud di shak-sheeat, muka lai eh,
mein nakaam jehi koshish tan karda han,
par hun eh tutti himmat, jaddi nahi jandi......

mere dukhaan di taadaat si lammi...
menu likhde likhde raat hoyi,
menu bass ajj di raat di mauhlat hai ,
ajj eh chandri raat, kyu khadi nahin jandi....

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Jokes Majaak / Fill In The Blanks
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:34:11 PM »
FILL UPS.
1. YOUR NAME___________.
2. YOUR %IN YOUR PREVIOUS CLASS__________.
3. YOUR GENDER____________.

FIll these with your details and then read only the answers

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Jokes Majaak / Funny Boy And Dad
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:29:11 PM »
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.

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Shayari / Kive doori teri jarr jayie...
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:08:10 PM »
tu rabb ton vadh hain mere lai,
kinjh doori teri jarr jayie,
na aeda sanu bhul sajna ,
k tenu yaad krde hi asi marr jayie..

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Shayari / Kaash main ik sohna phull hunda
« on: January 19, 2010, 12:53:58 PM »
Kaash main ik sohna phull hunda,
Koi apne seene naal la lenda.
Koi dekh k sooha rang mera,
Dil pyaar di jot jaga lenda,,
Koi rakh da mainu baag ch' apne,
Te koi vich kitaban sajaa lenda,
Koi lai ke Mainu peer manaunda,
Te Koi russia yaar mana lenda...

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Shayari / Je ishq d koi hundi bhaasha
« on: January 19, 2010, 12:30:05 PM »
Je ishq d koi hundi bhaasha,
Taan pyar mere da v Jawab hunda,
Bewafai OHDI Je gini Jandi,
Taan zakhma mereyan da v hisab hunda,
Seene Je hunda dil OHDE,
Ishq mera v parvan hunda,
Dil da dard Je bol sakda,
Har ik shabad kitaab hunda,
Har panna hanJuaan naal bhiJda,
Har lafz te OHDA hi naam hunda !


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Shayari / $$ Pee gea main pee gea $$
« on: January 19, 2010, 12:23:01 PM »
Pee gea main pee gea tanhaaai peegea....
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa......

tere naina nu maikhana jaaanke..
sari tere naina di gehraai pe gea...
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa.....

aashakan de peen de rivaaz vakhre...
cheek laa k khuda di khudai pee gea......
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa.........

jado dian paian ne judaaian terian...
botlaan ch ghol k kamai pee gea....
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa......

khali botalan di rend khund labb k...
lokan kolon nazar bachai pee gea...
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa......

baith gea kalla pher yaad karke...
rabb di saun main teri rusvaai pee gea.....
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaa......
Pee gea main teri bevafai pee geaaaaaaa

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Shayari / Assin tutt gaye han
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:46:20 AM »
Assin tutt gaye han uss kach vaangu,
Jehda chah ke vee naa jud sakiya,
Haal hoya saada uss panchhi vargaa,
Jehda parr hondiya vi naa udd sakiya

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Shayari / Rooh da pyar
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:43:10 AM »
Rooh da pyar kde bhulaya nai janda
Mil jave moti ta gawaya ni janda
Jo shap janda zindagi di kitab te sunehri aakhar ban ke
Oh yaar kde zindagi cho mitaya ni janda


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Shayari / Dostaan dee bheed vich aslon mainu bhulaayaa see,
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:41:34 AM »
Dostaan dee bheed vich aslon mainu bhulaayaa see,

Jad kol vee na see koi sahaaraa uss mainu banaayaa see,

Ikko hee osdaa sahaaraa ,rahe haan bhulekhe issay,

Mere sahmne uss ne par gairan nu apnaayaa see,

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Shayari / Main layak nahin kise di yaari de
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:35:45 AM »
Mainu pata main layak nahin kise di yaari de,
Tahion har walon Jande nakari de !

Saadi chup hi saada kasoor bani,
Tahion sir ilzaam dhokhedari de !

Kalle aye kalle Jana,
Hun eh soch ke pal guzaari de !

KuJ taan "TARN" nu chadd chuke,
KuJ chaddan di vich tayaari de...!

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