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Jokes Majaak / PUNJABI JANTA HIGH SCHOOL
« on: September 07, 2011, 09:49:08 AM »
Teacher-- Grenade Singh..


Students -- KARAM SINGH, …ƴǨȴ⒤Ṧ…(SILKY), TARN, ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ., _EcceNtriC_,  SARPANCH, DHILLON SAAB




Grenade Singh: Sir class ch enter karde ne.. te students di haajri lagaoni shuru karde ne..



Grenade Singh -->   :mean: Roll number 1..??


ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ--> Hajir ji..



Grenade Singh --> :mean: Roll number 2..??


ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ-->  Sir ji.. KARAM SINGH ajj school nahi aavega..

Grenade Singh --> kal v nahi aaya c.. ?? kal kithe c..??



 ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ--> :woried: Sir ji.. kal KARAM SINGH shraab pee ke.. ˚ღ• ✫japneet_brar✫ •ღ˚ de ghar de bahar rola paa reha c.. :blah: :blah: :blah:

te ˚ღ• ✫japneet_brar✫ •ღ˚ de guandi (_EcceNtriC_) ne.. bijli di taar katt ditti.. te bijli di taar KARAM SINGH te digg payi.. 10 mint takk sir ji.. 10 min takk KARAM SINGH tarapda reha...




Grenade Singh -->   :waitin: fer ki hoya..?? hun theek aa oho..??




 ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ --> Hanji Sir Ji.. hun theek aa oho.. kionki ˚ღ• ✫japneet_brar✫ •ღ˚ de Mohalle ch LIGHT taan aaondi nahi.. ajj oho BADAL sarkaar da dhanwaad karan geya hoya ji..:rabb: :rabb: :rabb:



Grenade Singh--> ok ok..  :D: :D: :D:

DHILLON SAAB.... batao jo log galat kaam karte hain.. woh kaha jaate hain..??





DHILLON SAAB --> Rose garden, Rock Garden, Lake, Shanti Kunj, Pinjore Garden  :love: :love: :love:..!!





Grenade Singh --> hahahaha.. baith ja tu.. :D: :D: :D:







SILKY-->   :blush: Sir ji.. TARN mainu tang kari janda.. mainu kahnda ENGLISH ch BOOK de..??




Grenade Singh --> SILKY Beta ENGLISH CH BOOK..?? TARN English di BOOK mang reha hona.. de de je mang reha.. osnu english ghatt aaondi hai..



SILKY --> :blush: Sir ji.. osdi BOOK hor hai.. BOOK (BABY ONLY ONE KISS)


Grenade Singh -->  TARN.. chall Murga bann :thaa: :thaa:..??



TARN --> Sir ji.. :cooll: Sukka k tari waala..??



Grenade Singh --> ooyyeee... :angr: :angr: ??






TARN --> :woried: :woried: Sir ji.. plzz.. rahndo ji.. main ghar jaana hai.. koi mehmaan aa rahe hai sade ghar..


Grenade Singh--> kon aa reha tere ghar..??



TARN-->  :blowout: :blowout:Sir ji.. meri NAANI DA BETA, MUMMY DA BROS. te mera MAMA..



Grenade Singh--> ok ok.. tu school de half time ch ghar chla jaavi..

te TIFFAN mainu de jaavi..  :waitin:





TARN --> ok Sir ji.. :happy:






jado HALF TIME hunda hai.. TARN ghar chala janda hai.. te TIFFAN Grenade Singh SIR nu de janda hai.. :happy:


Jado Grenade Singh SIR te sare STUDENT's ROTI khaa rahe hunde ne..

te achaanak..



SARPANCH --> Sir ji.. Sir ji...??





Grenade Singh -->  :shhh: :shhh: Beta SARPANCH.. khande waqt nahi bolida ok...!!



khaana khane ke baad..







Grenade Singh -->   :smile: haan beta SARPANCH.. hun dasso..?? ki kahna c..??


SARPANCH-->  X_X Sir ji Sir ji.. TARN de TIFFAn ch COCKROACH c...



Grenade Singh...  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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Jokes Majaak / SARPANCH bus vich...
« on: September 07, 2011, 08:11:16 AM »
Bus vich bheedh badi c..
SARPANCH khada c
1 baitha hoye passanger nu khij k peya .. Uth oye saaleya tenu pta ni main kon ha?

passanger ne pistal kadh k SARPANCH nu keha kon aa tu?
SARPANCH- marij ha bhaji dawai le k aya khadeya ni janda... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Jaago India Jaggo
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:50:00 AM »
Hamara Bharat Mahan

Ek Desh Jahaqn Pizza Ambulance ke pehle ghar pahunchta Hai,
Jahan Car Loan 7% aur Education Loan 12% Hai,
Jahan Chaawal Rs. 40/kg & sim Free milte Hain,
Jahan log Durga ko poojte aur larkee paida hone par khoon,
Jahan Olympic Shooter ko 3 Crore aur Dusra shooter jo Aatakwadi se larte shaheed ho gaya use 1 Lakh, Sach Me Mera Bharat Mahan, Kya yahi tha Bhagat Singh k Sapno Ka
Bharat- Jaago India Jaago [/color]

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Pics / Don't do this Public Place
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:41:19 AM »
Train main ek husband apni khoosurat wife se: Tujh se shadi kar ke pachta raha hoon, dil karta hai ki tujhe kutton k aage daal doon.
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Samne wala passenger(gurpreet bajwa): waoo waoo waoo waoo (Not in Public) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Pics / ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ becomes danbang (must read once)
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:21:07 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ DABANG dekh kr ayaschool mai
sir: tmhare sare ans ghalat hain marks den tou kahan?
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ :KAMAL KARTE HeN MASTER g MARKS HI TOU MANG RHE HeN CHUP CHAP DEDO WARNA THAPPAR MAR K BHI LE SKTE HeN
sir: badtamiz
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ: BADTAMEEZ SE YAD AYA..AP K PAPA KESE HAIN?
sir: nikal ja meri classse
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ : CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO WARNA ANS SHEET MAI ITNE CHED KREN GE K CONFUSE HO JAO GE K MARKS KAHAN DE OR ZERO KAHAN DE!!

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Jokes Majaak / ਪਤਨੀ TE ਪਤੀ:
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:18:09 AM »
ਪਤਨੀ: ਜਦੋਂ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਪੀ ਕੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਹੋ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਾਰੋ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਹੋ। ਜਦੋਂ ਵਿਸਕੀ ਪੀ ਕੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਹੋ ਤਾਂ ਡਾਰਲਿੰਗ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਹੋ ਅੱਜ ਕੀ ਪੀ ਕੇ ਆਏ ਹੋ, ਜੋ ਚੁੜੇਲ ਕਹਿ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ? ਪਤੀ: ਅੱਜ ਮੈਂ ਹੋਸ਼ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਾਂ।

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Jokes Majaak / Daaku at ashfaq_gujr's home
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:12:50 AM »
Ek daaku ashfaq_gujr ke ghar mein ghuss aaya.

Daaku : Sona kahan hai? Jaldi batao ...



ashfaq_gujr : Pura ghar khaali hai, jahan achha lagey so jao !!

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Jokes Majaak / Students n Examz ;)
« on: September 07, 2011, 07:09:23 AM »
Examination Hall ch students bhar aa rahe si te appas ch gallan karde hoye...


Chenni Student: Exam was very Ezy....

Banglore Student: Paper ThEEk thA....

Delhi Student: Paper bhout mushkil thA....

Punjabi Student: Paper di sHad yaar... MaDam sAli niri miSS pOOja si... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Photo
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:56:46 AM »
Photo vich Patni Left te Husband Right side te kyon hune ne...


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Kyonki Balance Shheet vich Assets Right te Liabilities Left side te hundiya ne :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Punjab VS Haryana
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:54:26 AM »
ਇਕ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਨੇ Punjab -Haryana Bordar ਤੇ ਅੰਡਾ ਦਿਤਾ __ ਦੋਨੋ ਅੰਡੇ ਲਈ ਲੜਨ ਲਾਗੇ__

ਫੈਸਲਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਕੇ ਜੋ ਦੂਸਰੇ ਦੇਸ਼ ਦੀਆਂ ਜਿਅਦਾ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ "Kiss" ਕਰਨਗੇ ਅੰਡਾ ਓਨਾ ਦਾ____

Punjabiyan ਨੇ 7,000 Haryanvi ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ Kiss ਕੀਤੀ.....
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Haryana Excited ਹੋ ਕੇ ਬੋਲੇ "ਅਬ ਹੁਮਾਰੀ ਵਾਰੀ"......

Punjabi: ਛੱਡੋ ਯਾਰ ਅੰਡਾ ਹੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਰੱਖਲੋ. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Murgee Marr Gayee
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:50:51 AM »
Ek Banda jor-jor naal ro riha si.


Duja : Kyon ro riha hain



Pehla: Sadi Murgi Marr Gayee




Duja: Le Dass, Saada ta baapu mar gaya assin ta tan vi nahin roye, te tui margi de maran te ro riha hain?


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Pehla: Tuhada Bapu kihra Aande Diada Si

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Jokes Majaak / ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ park ਚ ਬੈਠੇ ਸੀ.....
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:47:19 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ  ਤੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ PARK ਚ ਬੈਠੇ ਸੀ.....

ਕੁੜੀ :- ਕੁਛ ਏਡਾ ਦਾ ਕਹੋ ਕ ਮੈਰੀ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਧੜਕਨ ਤੇਜ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ
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ਮੁੰਡਾ :- ਭਜ ਤੇਰਾ ਬੁੜਾ ਆ ਗਯਾ.................

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Jokes Majaak / Full form of GIRL vs BOYS
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:45:39 AM »
First GIRLS

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mein sabki naani.

Full form Of BOYS...
B - Badmashiyon mein sab se aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah raat mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap Ke Aage.

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Jokes Majaak / Science Master --->
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:43:45 AM »
Science Master --->
Bacheyo aisi kehri cheej hai jo asi
dekh sakde haa , par farr nahi
sakde ?
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Student --(KARAM)-> " Sir ji " ! computer
wali Madam ♥ ---> :P

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Jokes Majaak / Arranged Merriage
« on: September 07, 2011, 06:39:35 AM »
Arranged Merriage:-


RS:-600000 Shaadi

RS:-400000 Jwellery

RS:-50000 shaadi ke rasme

... total:-1050000

..... love merriage-

RS:-100 Stamp paper

RS:-20 Notery

RS:-50 Varmaala RS:-10
Photo

Total:-180 RS paisa apka,,pasand

apki,,faisla apka,,

jaago grahak jaago......apne

lover ke saath bhaggo.... :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Boys r intelligent dan girls
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:36:18 AM »
Boy: Boys r intelligent dan girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: U always say intelliGENTS
but u never say intelliLADIES!
G8t people G8t thoughts :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kurian di NATURE;)
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:32:40 AM »
J koi MUNDA(ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ warga)...
koi kuri nu dekhda rahnda hai..

Tan kuri apni saheli nu kahegi...

DEKH KIVEN KUTTE WANGU DEKHI JANDA..MARJANA KISE THAAN DA







J ohhi munda(ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ warga)..
ohhi kuri wal na dekhe

Tan kuri apni saheli nu kahegi..
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KUTTA KISE THAAN DA...IK WARI DEKH V NAHI SAKDA




Islayi ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ.. kuri wal dekh hi lenda...


kionki....KUTTA taan ban-na he paina...
Bhaven dekho ya na dekho :D: :D: :D:

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PJ Games / boy ..........tey duptta kudi da
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:28:57 AM »
hmmm so dosto tusi rastey ch ja rhey ho tuadey agey agey 4 kudia ja rhia ney ohna cho ik da dupatta ud k tuadey uper dig janda eh so tuada jwaab ke hoye ga ......................?

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Jokes Majaak / Kudia tey wishwaas
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:27:32 AM »
na Wishwas Kreyo Mere Dosto,
eh Kudiya Bahut Staundiyaa Ne....

Na Kreo Ehna Da Aitbar,
eh Kharch Bahut Kraundiya Ne....

Dil Kaale Hunde Ehna De,
banke Shareef Vikhaundiya Ne....

Recharge Asi Krwake Dayie,
te Numbeer Kise Hor Da Free Karwaundiya Ne......

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Jokes Majaak / Never Joke With Brainless Girls
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:26:18 AM »
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

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