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Jokes Majaak / Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain

« on: September 26, 2011, 04:58:54 AM »

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Classic insult:- at a dance party

« on: September 26, 2011, 04:54:17 AM »

Classic insult:-at a dance party

Boy: will u dance wid me?

Girl :main bache k saath nahi nachti
Boy: oh sorry,mujhe pta nhi tha k aap pregnant hain . :D: :D: . :D: :D: . :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Blood Groups

« on: September 25, 2011, 12:05:47 PM »

G.K. Question:
Why There Are Different Types 0f Blood Groups??

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So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavors..

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Jokes Majaak / Best Example of Demotion

« on: September 25, 2011, 12:01:10 PM »

Best Example of Demotion (Salman Khan)
2009: Wanted – IPS officer
2010: Dabangg - Inspector
2011: Bodyguard
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Upcoming Films...
2012: Security Guard
2013: Watchman.. :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pawan ਜੱtt nd tota

« on: September 25, 2011, 11:23:55 AM »

Ek var Pawan ਜੱtt ne zoo ch bolna wala tota dekhiya Jehra english, hindi aur punjabi bolda c
Pawan ਜੱtt ne sochaya test kar k dekhda, : : :
Pawan ਜੱtt: Who r u? :cooll: :cooll:
Tota: i'm parrot.
Pawan ਜੱtt: tum kaun ho?
Tota: main tota hu. :5: :5: :5:
Pawan ਜੱtt: tu kaun aa? :mean: :mean:
Tota: kanjara ik wari ch samajh ni aunde tota haan. :angr: :angr: :angr:

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Jokes Majaak / Pawan ਜੱtt and paper

« on: September 25, 2011, 11:18:40 AM »

Pawan ਜੱtt math dey paper ch Gidha pa rahi c :balle: :balle: :balle:

Ik janey ney puchia nee tu kee kari jandi eh :blah: :blah: :blah:

Pawan ਜੱtt ney fatt Jwaab Dita :blah: :blah:

MENU MERE DOST KEHNDEY C HAR STEP DEY NUMBER MILDEY NEY :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / SARPANCH>>>And Air hostess

« on: September 25, 2011, 11:13:14 AM »

SARPANCH>>> Was Traveling to Bomaby.......by Air

Before Landing he started shouting ,,,,,,Bombay aa gyia Bombay aa gyia...

Air hostess: B silent ......

SARPANCH>>> Said OK...

Ombay aa gyia Ombay aa gyia : : :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Girls must read it

« on: September 25, 2011, 11:06:54 AM »

ਇਕ ਵਿਆਹ ਚ ਅਚਾਨਕ ਇਕ
ਜਿੰਨ ਆ ਗਿਆ ...ਓਹਨੁ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਉਥੇ ਮੋਜੂਦ
ਸਾਰਿਆ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਦੀਆ ਚੀਕਾ ਨਿਕਲ ਗੀਆ....
ਵਿਆਹ
ਚ ਇਕ ਬਾਬਾ ਵੀ ਆਇਆ ਹੋਯਾ ਸੀ ...ਓਹਨੇ
ਕੁੜੀਆ
...ਨੂ ਕਿਹਾ ਕੀ ਸਾਰੀਆ ਆਪਣਾ ਮੁਹ ਧੋ ਕੇ
ਆਓ ..ਕੁੜੀਆ ਜਿਵੇ ਹੀ ਮੁਹ ਧੋ ਕੇ ਬਾਹਰ ਆਈਆ
ਜਿੰਨ ਦੀਆ ਚੀਕਾ ਨਿਕਲ
ਗਈਆਂ...... . :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Papite

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:57:32 AM »

ਕਾਸ਼ ਕੁੜੀਆ Papite ਵੇਚਦੀਆ ਹੁਦੀਆ ਤੇ ਕੀ kehndiya ? . . . . ...... : : : :

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.Papi :kiss: :kiss: ta ਲੇ ਲੋ . .... Papi :kiss: :kiss: ta ਲੇ ਲੋ. :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / DC, thanedar te master

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:53:01 AM »

Ik vari DC,
thanedar te master bethe c.
Thaneda:- Mera bahut rohb hai, :cooll: :cooll:
jdo ji kre kise nu v kut skda ha. :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:

DC:-Main jile da malik ha,
jo chaha kar skda ha. :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:

master di vari ayi tan....
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master:- Apna ta g koi rohb ni,
sara din javaka'n nu chhittar maride han, :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
ago ohna di kismat, : :
saale DC banan
chahe Thanedar. :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / teachar-kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai.

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:44:25 AM »

teachar-kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai.
Boy-hathi.
Teachar-nalayak tera baap kya karta hai..
Boy-chhota rajan ke geng me shooter hai.
Teachar-shabash hathi sahi.

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Jokes Majaak / yaar anmulle

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:41:53 AM »

1 ladka appne ghar der raat pahuncha
Dad,”khaan tha tu.” :angr: :angr: :angr:
Beta,”dad, dost ke yahaan tha.” :agreed: :agreed:
Dad ne uske 10 dostoon ko call kiya pushne ke liye.
so answers of his friends:

Do teen dostoon ne bolla uncle bas abhi nikla hai

Chaar ladkon ne bola vo bathroom gya hai

Ek bola vo toh mandir gya tha!!!!!!!! :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:

Ek bola vo toh yahi hai bat karwaun kya??????? :blink: :blink: :blink:

Saala ek ne tohh had he kr di or bola "HAAN DAD BOLLO" :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / Obama and sonia gandhi

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:33:12 AM »

OBAMA: Your country is really poor !

Sonia Gandhi : Abey oo !
Listen dude, aapke desh ka jitna turn over hai utna toh hum Curruption karte hai !
Chale aaye bade baat karne... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / molliya 15 rupay killo

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:29:52 AM »

Old man in a lift. . A young Woman came
in a fragrance of expensive
perfume & Said proudly to the old Man " Black Cobra" Rs 6000.
Another woman Gets in & Said " Jasmeen" Rs 7000/Bottle" Lift stops,
Old Man looked at both Wid a sound Puuuuuu. . & Said. . . . . . . "
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Moolliya" 15 rupay Killo.........

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Jokes Majaak / $$ diff b/w frnd & ਪੰਜਾਬੀfrnd $$

« on: September 25, 2011, 07:05:51 AM »

FRIEND TE IK ਪੰਜਾਬੀ FRIEND CH KI FARK HAI ??

Frnd--- i m sorry..
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd-- Teri galti aa salya.

...Frnd- i missed u
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- kithe mar gaya c

Frnd- i m happy 4 ur success
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- chal party de hotel ch..te daroo kehri piyaauni aa.."

Frnd- plzzzz drive slowly&safely
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- gaddi bhja salya agge swift ch kida sohna purja baitha hai..

Frnd- i love dat girl...
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- izzat nal dekho kutteyo oho tuhadi bhabhi hai.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 tha buda 1thi budi

« on: September 25, 2011, 07:00:04 AM »

1 tha buda 1thi budi

budi chadi pahad pe or boli

ek bar aja aja

itne mein tufan aah gya or budi udh gyi

buda bola mitra d chatri toh udh gyi ambran teh launi a udariya :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht

« on: September 25, 2011, 06:58:41 AM »

Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha........

:-Kuch yaad hai tumhe?

Usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya.

Bhagwan:-Formet karne k baad bhi Virus nahi gaya.

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Jokes Majaak / SARPANCH>>> english me fail

« on: September 25, 2011, 06:55:54 AM »

SARPANCH>>> english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.) mein ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.

2.)mujhe English aati hai.

english comes to me.

3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.

i belong to green pur thousanda.

4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.

tablets are walking on the road....! :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 bar class main

« on: September 25, 2011, 06:53:30 AM »

1 bar class main˚ღ• ✫נαρηєєт_вяαя✫ •ღ˚ gana gane lagi - "Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me"

tabhi 1 ladka utha or use touch karke bola - "Le ab himmat hai to agli line gaa

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Jokes Majaak / congress zindabad

« on: September 25, 2011, 06:50:13 AM »

Ek poor man ne ek fish pakdi ==

or apni wife se bola ==

aaj fish banyege sabzi me ==

wife boli == masale kitne mahnge hain ==

refined bhi 80 rs ho gaya hain ===

ghar me chule ke liye lakdi bhi nahi hain ==

poor man ne :-ohh !!! sab soch kar kar fish ko vapis water me chod diya

fish excited hokar :-

congress zindabad ,, congress zindabaad ,, congress zindabaad

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