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« on: September 06, 2011, 06:04:13 AM »
darpok ne oh lok jehde dar-dar k pyaar karde ne____
jigra chahi da badnaam hon lai
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« on: September 05, 2011, 08:21:51 AM »
ਕਿਸੇ Chinese ਬੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਅਰਜ ਕੀਤਾ __
投票截止日期前獲得最多的首3位參加者將獲邀參與拍攝宣傳照；另外評審團亦會挑選額外幾位參加者參與拍攝宣傳照。宣傳照片有機會刊登於伯樂兒童音樂學院的課程單張、網頁和宣傳刊物內，更有機會刊登於報章、雜誌或網上廣告等等！ 獎品： * 照片於投票截止日期前獲得最多 的首位參加者可獲得揚聲器
ਵਾਹ ਵਾਹ ਵਾਹ ...!! ;) :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 06:36:09 AM »
ਵੇਂ ਪਤਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਲੱਕ ਦਾ ਨਾ ਕਰ ਨਖਰਾ,
ਬਿੱਲੋ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਅਦਾਵਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਨੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਖਤਰਾ,
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮਾਰਦੇ ਰਹੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਗੇੜੀਆਂ,
ਨਾ ਕਦੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਸੁਣੀ ਅਰਜੋਈ,
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕੀਤਾ Purpose ਇਕ ਮੇਮ ਨੇ,
ਹੁਣ ਤੇਰੇ ਨੰਬਰ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 06:14:13 AM »
1 khulla assman chahunda,
jithe har khuwahisha di udan mile,
1 assma chahunda ha ,
jithe pyaar di hawa mile,
har pal ne mere dabbe dabbe ,
har ichha hai meri ghuti ghtui,
apni sab chahta nu 1 khulle assman ch udona chahunda ha ,
dil kina k waqt kala gujar laye assman ch apne nal koi sathi chahunda ha,
bas apni khamoshiyan nu dur kr ke us nal us assman ch kho jana chahunda ha ,
1 khulla asma chahunda ha :happy: :happy:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 06:03:19 AM »
Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan Punjabi Janta Chla lo,
J Thread changa ni lgya tan!!
Computer nu agg la lo........ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:51:39 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ : I am Falling in Love. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:43:45 AM »
Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?” :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:37:56 AM »
Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving…
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$$VELLY_JATT$$:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:35:33 AM »
Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. – Sukh-Chain Di Saa… (Breath)
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:30:28 AM »
PJ SARPANCH Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, “Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo…”
PJ SARPANCH Nu Tarash Aaya, “Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan.” :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:26:02 AM »
★ ☾☆ ηooя ★ ☾☆: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Jandi Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
♥♫SaNj♥♫: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Rehi Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:22:10 AM »
Ik Doctor Ne Chhote Jehe Operation De 5 Lakh Rupeye Mang Laye…
Mareej Sun Ke Hairani Naal Boleya: Daactar Ji, Inne Paise Naal Taan Operation Ki, Ik Navi Car Aa Jayu…
Doctor: Ohi Taan Laini Aan. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:19:09 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.
ਮਨ_ਸੇਖੋਂ : Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:16:15 AM »
A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai.
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:13:42 AM »
Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:11:54 AM »
Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…
Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…
Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde…
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:09:23 AM »
Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi… :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 05, 2011, 04:04:34 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ & $$VELLY_JATT$$ Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu $$VELLY_JATT$$ Di Akh Khuli
Ohne ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
$$VELLY_JATT$$ Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
$$VELLY_JATT$$: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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« on: September 05, 2011, 03:54:30 AM »
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
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« on: September 05, 2011, 03:38:51 AM »
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sharma Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
sharma : Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga… :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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