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« on: October 21, 2009, 05:24:59 AM »
This is an old one, but very important: Put quotes around phrases that must be searched together. If you put quotes around "electric curtains," Google won't waste your time finding one set of Web pages containing the word "electric" and another set containing the word "curtains." Similarly, put a hyphen right before any word you want screened out. If you're looking up dolphins, for example, you'll have to wade through a million Miami Dolphins pages unless you search for "dolphins - Miami." Google is a global White Pages and Yellow Pages. Search for "phonebook:home depot norwalk , ct," Google instantly produces the address and phone number of the Norwalk Home Depot. This works with names ("phonebook: robert jones las vegas, NV") as well as businesses. Don't put any space after "phonebook." And in all of the following examples, don't type the quotes I'm showing you here. Google is a package tracker. Type a FedEx or UPS package number (just the digits); when you click Search, Google offers a link to its tracking information. Google is a calculator. Type in an equation ("32+2345*3- 234="). Google is a units-of-measuremen t converter. Type "teaspoons in a gallon," for example, or "centimeters in a foot." Google is a stock ticker. Type in AAPL or MSFT, for example, to see a link to the current Apple or Microsoft stock price, graphs, financial news and so on. Google is an atlas. Type in an area code, like 212, to see a Mapquest map of the area. Google is Wal-Mart's computer. Type in a UPC bar code number, such as "036000250015, " to see the description of the product you've just "scanned in." (Thanks to the Google Blog, http://google. blogspace. com , for this tip and the next couple.) G oogle is an aviation buff. Type in a flight number like "United 22" for a link to a map of that flight's progress in the air. Or type in the tail number you see on an airplane for the full registration form for that plane. Google is the Department of Motor Vehicles. Type in a VIN (vehicle identification number, which is etched onto a plate, usually on the door frame, of every car), like "JH4NA1157MT001832, " to find out the car's year, make and model. For hours of rainy-day entertainment, visit http://labs. google.com . Here, you'll find links to new, half-finished Google experiments- like Google Voice, in which you call (650) 623-6706, speak the words you want to search for and then open your browser to view the results. Disclaimer: It wasn't working when I tried it. (Ditto a lot of these experiments. )
702
« on: October 21, 2009, 05:10:39 AM »
life is full of tension....
for example..... ......
ladki ne apse lift mangi....... ...
raste me uski tabyat kharab ho gai.......
aap usse hospital le gae......
doctor ne kaha........ ...
aap baap banne waale ho.......... .???????? ???
aapko TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!
aap bole mai iska baap nhi hu.......... .......
phir ladki se poocha...... .....
ladki boli.......yehi baap hai...
aapko aur TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !
phir police aayi ............ ..
aapka medical check up hua......... ....
report aai ki aap to pata chala ki aap to baap ban hi nhi sakte....... ....
aapne khuda ka shukriya ada kia ............ .
aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye....!!!! !!!!!!!!! !
phir socha ki ghar par jo bacche haiwo kiske hai????????? ????
apko phir se TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!
703
« on: October 21, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »
rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
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Ek nali thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
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if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
????????? ?
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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Socho
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Thoda sur Socho
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Socho Socho....
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Nahi Aata
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Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
704
« on: October 21, 2009, 02:22:30 AM »
so sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttt congrats dev ji rabb kare tuhadi jodi hameshan salamat rahe
705
« on: October 18, 2009, 05:27:45 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Santa: B.Com final year"
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?
Santa:nov 28.
interviewer:which year?
santa:abey ullu every year.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Santa : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking............
Santa: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.
santa is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
706
« on: October 12, 2009, 06:32:11 AM »
:woried:
707
« on: October 12, 2009, 06:30:50 AM »
:dnk:
708
« on: October 12, 2009, 05:46:42 AM »
yeah thanx ji
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
709
« on: October 12, 2009, 05:29:51 AM »
710
« on: October 12, 2009, 04:03:24 AM »
happy birthday lado ji may u get whatever u want in life
711
« on: October 12, 2009, 03:57:35 AM »
thanx a lot ji saria nu
712
« on: October 11, 2009, 08:09:53 AM »
lao ji cake lai lao ji
713
« on: October 11, 2009, 07:51:48 AM »
thanx a lot ji saria nu
714
« on: October 01, 2009, 09:34:41 AM »
this is really so beautiful
715
« on: October 01, 2009, 09:26:48 AM »
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716
« on: October 01, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »
hmmmmmm shaid kisse nu pasand aave
717
« on: September 29, 2009, 07:02:29 AM »
cats listening to diff diff music
718
« on: September 29, 2009, 06:51:38 AM »
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Santa : “ A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him.
Why?
Each time he took a picture he said "SMILE PLEASE ".
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SuN: Dear Moon!!!!!! Why dont you come and meet me in daytime??
MooN: Srry...Sir.. ...I've dark circles and sunscreen lotion is not available here!!!!
719
« on: September 29, 2009, 06:45:22 AM »
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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720
« on: September 13, 2009, 02:33:17 AM »
Menu ni lagda har koi sab kuch kuch banan layi kar reha. Mein ehda ess karke sochda kiyonki kuch keete naal apne app koi admin/mod nahi ban janda, ohnu banaya janda soch vichar karke ke sachi eh banda kabil hai ja nahi. Admin/mod ban-na koi right nahi hai, eh ik auhda hai, te sirf ohnu ditta janda hai, jehnu lorh hai.
Tenu ik udharan dinna... Mera purana dost, Mann Sahib, "Punjabi Stars" forum de vich post bahut karda kiyonki oh chaunda oss forum vich kuch vadiya parhan likhan nu hove. Par oss forum vich kayi vele oh apne posts edit karna chauda, par kiyonki ohde kol power heni, oh nahi kar sakda. Hun "Punjabi Stars" vich ohnu mod banauna ik lorh hai (necessity).
Par fer mere warge admin sochde ke je eh banda ehna kuch kar reha, ehnu asin jagah jagah te powers de rahe aa, kiyon na ess bande nu promote keeta jave, tanke oh sariya powers ehnu apne app mil jaan.
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Je mahaul di gal kariye, meri samjh naal mahaul bahut vadiya aa (shayad meinu oh nahi pata jo tuhanu pata, par mere hisaab naal hun sab kuch theek hai). Jo asin pehla kuch dekheya, je ohnu ik vari tusi sochunge, tan tuhanu pata laggu. Koi vi samaseya da hal ohnu chadna nahi hunda, je tuhade kol vichar ne, dasso.
gs ji main eh nahi keha ki mod na bnao yaa ki oh deserve nahi karde but main sirf ik gal kahi hai ki atleast ik adhi vaar te apne frndz naal thoda time bitao har koi sirf forum ch hi hunda jo chat pehlaan poori bhari rehendi c ajj kal othe koi nahi hunda kyunki sab forum ch hunde ne te rahi gal jhanda amli ji he deserve to be admin main eh nahi kehendi ki tusi galt kar rahe ho mod yaa sub admins bna k main te just ena keh rahi haan jo pj main join kitta c eh oh nahi reha hun na hun ethe pyaar hai na frndship thts all galat keha gya maaf klario
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