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681
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:24:56 AM »
pehlaan khud taan das dao vicky ji asin v dekhie kis di kismat futti
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
682
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:23:48 AM »
:lost: :lost: :lost: :lost: :lost:
ethe ho ki reha
??? :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk:
683
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:18:40 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
acha ji
ki pta main v lar pavan ki kyun kuria nu ladaia
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
684
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:17:39 AM »
marna nahi ji jawaab dao
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
685
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:16:45 AM »
chalo ajj bhatangad ban hi jaan dao
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686
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:15:29 AM »
tusi kaun ji ????
687
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:13:06 AM »
alif laila :hehe: :hehe:
ki gal ji shaktiman da ki bania :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
688
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:11:34 AM »
yaar me dass ta deva par ek ta menu sang lagdi aaa te deoojaaa bhut aa kuriaaa lar na pain k mera name pehla kyun ni leyaaaaa mera ni lea me laraaai to bhut darda X_X X_X :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ena wadda bhulekha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
689
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:03:42 AM »
tusi bas hasi jayo dasio na kiven lage
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
690
« on: October 23, 2009, 10:01:05 AM »
Hun pata lagga eh kudi de avatar/pics vich jawak kiyon hunde aa!
hehehehehhe even hi hai ji fer hehehheeh waise kise din dekh k edkho tusi baaki sab chad dena :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
691
« on: October 23, 2009, 09:59:14 AM »
hye rabba sukhbeer ji yaar chote chote quotes ne par k taan dekho funny ne
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
692
« on: October 23, 2009, 04:47:51 AM »
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question...
which I have not been able to answer... is,
'What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy
for twenty years
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives
her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
693
« on: October 23, 2009, 03:57:32 AM »
oh my, the 1st and 3rd ones almost made me vomit :sad:
nah fair sweet ji, i came here expecting some sexy shoes :sad:
shollyyyyyyyyy :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: they r scary X_X X_X X_X haye expecially that rat vale X_X X_X
dont get scared eh just furr hai :laugh: :laugh: last 1 i had used 4 mah skool work :laugh:
kad takk chahide ne ji but dhyaan naal main pehlaan hi das dindi haan eh chamdi especially jhanda amli ji di hai so soch samajh k order kario :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
694
« on: October 22, 2009, 05:57:27 AM »
ewwwww non veg shoes
tusi khane thodi ne pane hi ne j laine ne taan gal karo
695
« on: October 22, 2009, 05:56:11 AM »
=D> =D> =D>,, eh real ch aa yaa adobe photo shop :lost: :lost:
pta nahi yaar mainu taan mail aai c so main ethe paste kar ditti c
696
« on: October 22, 2009, 02:52:37 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
kisse nu chahide ne ji eh shoes
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697
« on: October 21, 2009, 11:19:28 PM »
gud have fun enjoy the time and come back soon we will be waiting for you
698
« on: October 21, 2009, 09:47:49 AM »
chalo odon taan kar hi davange by the way in advance happy birthday ji
699
« on: October 21, 2009, 07:57:58 AM »
hannah montana (disney channel)
wizards of waverly place(")
the elephant princess(")
suit life of zack and cody(")
my friendz pooh and tiger(")
dora the explorer(nick)
tom and jerry(cartoon network)
sonny by chance(disney channel)
and many more....
700
« on: October 21, 2009, 07:49:56 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hye rabba essay likhan naal kujh nahio hunda sukhbeer ji tension not apan chote chote msg hi karange nahi taan sab nu dev ji di aadat pai jaani ho sakda apni bhabhi nu ghat likhan di adat hove
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