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« on: October 21, 2009, 05:24:59 AM »
This is an old one, but very important: Put quotes around phrases that must be searched together. If you put quotes around "electric curtains," Google won't waste your time finding one set of Web pages containing the word "electric" and another set containing the word "curtains." Similarly, put a hyphen right before any word you want screened out. If you're looking up dolphins, for example, you'll have to wade through a million Miami Dolphins pages unless you search for "dolphins - Miami." Google is a global White Pages and Yellow Pages. Search for "phonebook:home depot norwalk , ct," Google instantly produces the address and phone number of the Norwalk Home Depot. This works with names ("phonebook: robert jones las vegas, NV") as well as businesses. Don't put any space after "phonebook." And in all of the following examples, don't type the quotes I'm showing you here. Google is a package tracker. Type a FedEx or UPS package number (just the digits); when you click Search, Google offers a link to its tracking information. Google is a calculator. Type in an equation ("32+2345*3- 234="). Google is a units-of-measuremen t converter. Type "teaspoons in a gallon," for example, or "centimeters in a foot." Google is a stock ticker. Type in AAPL or MSFT, for example, to see a link to the current Apple or Microsoft stock price, graphs, financial news and so on. Google is an atlas. Type in an area code, like 212, to see a Mapquest map of the area. Google is Wal-Mart's computer. Type in a UPC bar code number, such as "036000250015, " to see the description of the product you've just "scanned in." (Thanks to the Google Blog, http://google. blogspace. com , for this tip and the next couple.) G oogle is an aviation buff. Type in a flight number like "United 22" for a link to a map of that flight's progress in the air. Or type in the tail number you see on an airplane for the full registration form for that plane. Google is the Department of Motor Vehicles. Type in a VIN (vehicle identification number, which is etched onto a plate, usually on the door frame, of every car), like "JH4NA1157MT001832, " to find out the car's year, make and model. For hours of rainy-day entertainment, visit http://labs. google.com . Here, you'll find links to new, half-finished Google experiments- like Google Voice, in which you call (650) 623-6706, speak the words you want to search for and then open your browser to view the results. Disclaimer: It wasn't working when I tried it. (Ditto a lot of these experiments. )
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« on: October 21, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »
rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
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Ek nali thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
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if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
????????? ?
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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Socho
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Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)
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« on: October 18, 2009, 05:27:45 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Santa: B.Com final year"
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?
Santa:nov 28.
interviewer:which year?
santa:abey ullu every year.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Santa : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking............
Santa: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.
santa is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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« on: October 12, 2009, 06:30:50 AM »
:dnk:
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« on: October 01, 2009, 09:34:41 AM »
this is really so beautiful
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« on: October 01, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »
hmmmmmm shaid kisse nu pasand aave
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« on: September 29, 2009, 07:02:29 AM »
cats listening to diff diff music
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« on: September 29, 2009, 06:45:22 AM »
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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« on: September 12, 2009, 09:35:41 AM »
main ethe apni intro den nahi aai ji
bulki eh dasan aai haan tht i m leaving this site plz mera rang means meri pari hon da haq kisse hor nu de ditta jave te pj gallery v kisse hor nu de ditti jaave. tusi saria ne menu bahut pyaar ditta and it is a lot of fun here but ajj kal ethe jo v aunda mod yaa sub admin bana n lai aunda pj oh nahi reha jis nu main join kitta c na hi oh frndz rahe sab nu sirf ik hi taang hai mod yaa sub admin banan di j kujh galat keha gya hove taan maaf kario
i will be very much thankful to u all
for grenade singh
i just wanna request u to delete my id tht is sweet like honey from here
thank you
ajj takk j mere ton koi galti hoi hove taan choti yaa waddi bhen samajh k maaf kar deo
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« on: August 24, 2009, 11:48:43 AM »
female foeticide in india
poem name :
The Missing Girls
Where have all the ‘missing girls’ gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, to the grave yard’!
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, to the grave yard’!
She missed the bus
While being born:
They pulled her back,
Wrung her neck,
Threw her into the
Trashcan!
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, to the Trashcan!
As an infant, she missed the bus:
Her brother got all the milk,
Her brother got all the rice,
She, only the watery starchy broth!
She missed the bus to the school,
Her brother got on…
‘Cause:
She had no shoes,
She had no clothes,
She had no books,
How could she then get on?
But she had flour,
Vegetables, rice and spice,
She cooked the food!
She missed the bus,
When she sat down to eat:
Her father and brother ate up all!
The crumbs were all she got…
But she had a broom,
A mop, a wiper:
She swept and wiped the floor,
Cleaned off, her own blood!
Whatever was left
Her tears washed-up!
She missed the bus to ‘college ‘ too
She was ‘married’,
Already with a child or two!
But she got on the bus
To the graveyard!
She went up in flames in Shamshan Ghat…
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! Gone, to the graveyard!
Gone! Gone, to ShamshanGhat!
She got the bus to market too:
She was sold for a thousand or two!
Again and again…
She got on the bus to Hell too!
Again and again…
Oh, yes! Here she got on
For sure!!!
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, gone to ‘Hell Gate’!
For ages they wondered:
What to do?
How to-get-rid-off
This unwanted baggage
Of doom!
They used the pillow on her face,
To stifle the scream,
Lest it was heard!
The very first scream of the ‘birth’!
She could not even get to cry,
Suppressed was the very first out cry!
Women whispered in corridors,
Midwife could not sleep after daily chores:
Their souls were black
as the night...
Which kept them awake-
Conscience pricking
eyelids and eyes-
All night!
Then one-day technology came:
What a boon!
Shot to fame!
Now we can ‘do the job’!
Without a clue!
Who can say,
‘She’ ever was?
‘Cause,
She never was!!
Oh! So easy:
Just a scan!
And then, the forceps &
‘Sound’, & whirring of
Suction pumps…
Or,
‘Dilatation’, & ‘Curettage’
Hear a bit of crunch!
The ‘job’ is done!!
In a minute or two…
No evidence left behind
Oh! What a find!
(This USG is just divine!!)
All is thrown into the ‘Dustbin’,
Who can say?
There ever was
A ‘Girl’ Missing ’!!
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, to the dustbins’!
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, gone…’
‘Missing girl’, who never was!
No funeral-pyre,
No ‘Shamshan Ghat’!
No evidence, no clue:
The crime is ‘Missing’!
& So is the ‘Girl’!
The girl is ‘missing’
& So is the ‘evil’!
& The black-soul can go on…
Where have all the missing girls gone? Gone! ‘Gone, to the grave yard’! Where have all the missing girls gone? Gone! ‘Gone, gone…
Now, the men are hard pressed too:
How to get a wife or two?
No problem!
Go to the market place,
Get a wifey, get a slave! **
She will wash and clean up too
Cannot ‘blame’ you whatever you do!
A machine for bearing children too…
A baby every year or two:
(If it is boy, well and good!
If a girl-you know, what to do?)
You keep your land & inheritance too
Just like a slave in olden times…
Just like the slaves, right now…
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! ‘Gone, gone, gone…
Where have all the missing girls gone?
Gone! Gone, gone, without a trace…
Wiped off from the face of Human race…
Is her value really at stake?
Time is witness to her plight!
And so are you!
And so am I!
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« on: August 23, 2009, 04:21:06 AM »
main utorrent de through movie download karni hai but koi achi site nahi mil rahi
plz help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« on: August 23, 2009, 04:14:44 AM »
cho chweettttttttttttt
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« on: August 22, 2009, 08:31:39 AM »
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kade kade main ache kamm v kr laindi haan
heheheheheh
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« on: August 22, 2009, 04:34:51 AM »
ehna de kujh kamm jo sab nu nhi pta
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« on: August 22, 2009, 04:30:48 AM »
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« on: August 22, 2009, 04:26:58 AM »
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« on: August 21, 2009, 08:50:27 AM »
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cho chweetttttttttttttttt
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« on: August 21, 2009, 08:24:29 AM »
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eh taan coke ch v shraab pa k peende ne
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« on: August 21, 2009, 08:19:06 AM »
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« on: August 21, 2009, 04:52:35 AM »
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here is the reality
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