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« on: November 26, 2009, 06:19:53 AM »
hope u like it
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« on: November 26, 2009, 05:53:50 AM »
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« on: November 21, 2009, 06:33:25 AM »
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pj memebers de kujh roop
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« on: November 18, 2009, 11:19:22 PM »
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« on: November 18, 2009, 10:43:55 PM »
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so modern
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« on: November 17, 2009, 11:11:12 PM »
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sholly main reality sab nu das ditti jad tusi ikale hunde ho taan ki karde ho
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« on: November 17, 2009, 11:09:22 PM »
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lift plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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« on: November 17, 2009, 11:00:39 PM »
A TC in a train collects fine from girls...
he collects Rs.300 from a girl-
she was wearing sleeveless.
From 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200
she was wearing sleeveless & backless.
From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100
she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt.. .
From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
why?
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Perverted dirty minds !! what r u thinking??
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She had a ticket !!!
jekar theek na lagge then sholly
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« on: November 17, 2009, 10:55:29 PM »
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« on: November 17, 2009, 10:52:05 PM »
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar-- what ever U order first, will come first.
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« on: November 15, 2009, 01:27:49 AM »
Astronomer busts Mayan calendar's dire prediction for 2012
Sat, Nov 14 04:34 PM
Washington, Nov 14 (IANS) The world won't be coming to an end on December 21, 2012, as said to be darkly predicted by the Mayan calendar, says an astronomer.
Ann Martin, doctoral candidate in Cornell University astronomy department, points out that the Mayan calendar was designed to be cyclical, so the fact that the long count comes to an end in December 2012 is really of no consequence.
Simply, it is the end of great calendar cycle in Mayan society, much like our modern society celebrated the new millennium. It does not mean that the 'world will end', says Martin.
In fact, the Mayan calendar does not end then and there is no evidence to suggest that the Mayans -- or anyone for that matter -- has knowledge of the world's demise, says Martin.
For the past three years, Martin has been a volunteer with Cornell's 'Curious? Ask an Astronomer' service, a website founded by astronomy graduate students in 1997, says a varsity release.
hun main apna viah nahi karwana aje
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« on: November 12, 2009, 07:24:17 AM »
i love first one koi gift hi kar dao yaar
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« on: November 07, 2009, 07:00:35 AM »
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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« on: November 07, 2009, 06:53:13 AM »
Teacher 2 student : What's Your Cast ?
Student : Pehle to hum Pandit The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
Fir Baniya ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darji,
Or
Aage AMMI ki Marzi.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 09:50:56 PM »
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kinne din hoe koi topic nahi c bna aya
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« on: November 01, 2009, 01:55:51 AM »
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cho cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« on: October 27, 2009, 10:43:41 AM »
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sholly but tuhade te kade bnaya nahi c so ajj bna dita
hope u dont mind
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« on: October 23, 2009, 04:47:51 AM »
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question...
which I have not been able to answer... is,
'What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy
for twenty years
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives
her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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« on: October 22, 2009, 02:52:37 AM »
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kisse nu chahide ne ji eh shoes
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