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Jokes Majaak / Doctor to patient......
« on: January 06, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »

Doctor to Pappu patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.


Pappu: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?


Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.


Doctor: Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.


Pappu: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.


Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?


Pappu: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.


Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO pi liya tha kya?


Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.


Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?


Pappu: Nai doctor saheb.


Doctor: Kyon?


Pappu: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.


Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.


Pappu: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.


Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!


Pappu: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga.....



142
Shayari / "IBADAT"
« on: January 05, 2010, 08:37:59 AM »

"IBADAT" rab di te soorat yaar di  hove.

     "SAJDA" rab da te rasam pyar di hove.

   Aashiqan de "MAZHAB" da ki dasiye.

     "ZIKAR" rabb da te gal 'YAAR' di hove...

143
Shayari / sade arman......
« on: December 28, 2009, 10:46:31 AM »

Pani di tra sade arman veh gaye....

   ohde chale jaan to baad asi ekalle reh gye......

     chahunde c jis nu asi jann to v zyada......

   " oh chahunde nhi sanu " shareaam keh gye.......

144
Shayari / Apki yad to.....
« on: December 25, 2009, 06:43:17 AM »


  "Apki yad to ek anmol phool hai" 

     "Hum apko bhul jaye ye apki bhul hai"

        "Koi yaad hume na kare gila nhi"

    "Hum apno ko nhi bhulte ye hamara asool hai"

145
Shayari / zindagi me koi........
« on: December 24, 2009, 11:53:29 AM »

  Zindagi me koi  khaas tha.

    tanhai ke siva kuch na pass tha.

      paa to lete zindagi ki har khushi,

  lekin har khushi mein kisi ki  kami ka Ehsaas tha.....

146
Shayari / aapke liye
« on: December 24, 2009, 10:50:57 AM »

  Chahat hai aapki khushi ban jau,

    Apke har gum ka marham ban jau,
 
   Agar jalna bhi pade aapke liye,

  To jalkar bhi aapko roshan kar jau....

147
Shayari / 2 kadam......
« on: December 14, 2009, 12:25:13 PM »
 

  Chale the do kadam yaad rakhna,

    phir milenge dil mein ye arman rakhna,

      bhul na jana kuch waqt baad hume,

    kuch beete dino ka sath yaad rakhna.......

148
Shayari / 2 kdm.......
« on: December 14, 2009, 12:14:28 PM »

  Mere dil vich c thikana osda,

    2 kdm v osto aya na gya,


      mai puchya kyu todya tu wada mera,

   tan has k kehndi,
     
            bs methon nibhya na gya..... 
   sukh

149
Shayari / Bewafa vo.......
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:29:05 PM »

  Bewafa vo nhi,
                shayad hum hi khraab the..


   Zehar ki zarurat nhi,
                        mar jayenge sharab se..


    Kaante mehsus hi nhi hue kyonki..

         Pyar hi itna tha us gulab se.....     sukh

150
Shayari / TASVEER
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:33:13 PM »

  Aankhon pe ansuon ki lakir ban gai,

     Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdeer ban gai,

      Hum ne to fheri thi yuhi rait mein ungliyan,

   gour se dekha to ap k 'TASVEER' bn gye.....

151
Shayari / Wo dil hi kya......
« on: December 03, 2009, 09:05:06 AM »

 Wo dil hi kya jo apno ke liye dua na kare,

    apko bhulane ka julm to khuda bhi na kare,

  rahega apka or hamara rista kayam .....

    chahe aap hame yaad kare ya na kare./  sukh

152
Love Pyar / kuz gla de jwab .....
« on: November 25, 2009, 12:28:23 PM »

 1. hamesha oh insan he q dhokha denda a, jis uta apa bhut vishvash karday ha .
     Why ?

 2. Jis da bhala krogay, ohe thoda dushman q ban janda. Why ?

 3. Jis lae jaan d bazi lga denday o, ohe thode jaan lan nu firn lag panda. Why?

 4. Jis nu apa pyar karday ha, oh q kesa hor nu paun lae, sada pyar da mzak bna
      denda. Why ?

 5. Dard q ohnu he milda a, jo sachay pyar vich hunda a.
                                                         Why ?

153
Shayari / mohabbat ka koi aakar.....
« on: November 22, 2009, 09:57:58 AM »

 sapna kabhi sakar nhi hota....

  mohabbat ka koi aakar nhi hota.....

   sab kuch ho jata hai jindagi mein.....

     magar dubara kisi se pyar nhi hota......
   sukh

154
Shayari / bhul na jana
« on: November 18, 2009, 12:22:19 PM »

 
   Chale the do kadam yaad rakhna,

    phir milenge dil mein ye arman rakhna,

        bhul na jana kuch waqt baad hume,

    kuch beete dino ka sath yaad rakhna......   sukh

155
Shayari / durian...
« on: November 17, 2009, 01:15:19 PM »


  Lgda sadian galan ohne dil te la laiyan,

   tahi sade kolo enian durian pa laiyan.

     Pta nahi ki galt sochde sade bare oh,

   lagda dur jan diya ksma kha lyia ........ 

156
Shayari / Dil vich jagah.....
« on: November 17, 2009, 01:03:53 PM »

   Dil vich jagah na de yaara,

     Asin ruke hoye paaniya ne ki vagna,

       Na kharaab kar apniyan agg diyan teeliyan nu,


    Asin tute hoye diveyan ne ki jagna ....    sukh
     

157
Shayari / Khoobsurat hai woh.....
« on: November 14, 2009, 10:56:58 AM »

  Khoobsurat hai woh itna saha nahi jata,

    Kaisay hum khud ko rok lain raha nahi jata ......

  Chaand mai daagh hai ye jantay hain hum lakin ,

    raat bhar daikhay bina uss ko raha nahi jata ....

   Jo mera ho nahi paye ga , iss jahan mai kaheen ,

  roh ban k miloon ga uss ko , aasman mai kaheen ...

    Pyar dharti mai farishton se kiya nahi jata ,

   khoobsurat hai woh itna saha nahi jata .....

     Unn nigahoon mai mohabbat nahi tou kaho aur kya hai ,

   per woh mujh se ye keh raha woh kissi aur ka hai ....

     Zara sa jhoot bhi dhang se kaha nahi jata ,

  khoobsurat hai woh itna saha nahi jata............

158
Religion, Faith, Spirituality / The Ten Gurus
« on: November 13, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »

    The Ten Gurus

 
  Sikhism was established and developed by ten Gurus during the period 1469 to
 1708. Sikhs regard the ten Gurus not as divine, but as enlightened teachers
 through whom God revealed his will. Each Guru appointed his successor. Guru
 Nanak Dev was the first Guru and Guru Gobind Singh the final Guru in human
 form. Guru Gobind Singh designated the Sri Guru Granth Sahib the ultimate and
 final Sikh Guru.



The ten Gurus are:

1. Guru Nanak Dev (1469-1539). The founder of Sikhism (see above).

2. Guru Angad Dev (1504-52). Developed Gurmukhi, the script used for the Punjab 
 language and composed 62 hymns that were later included in the Guru Granth
 Sahib.

3. Guru Amar Das (1479-1574). Became Guru at the age of 73. Organized three
 annual gatherings for Sikhs, set up the first pilgrimage site at Goindval Sahib
 and introduced Sikh rituals for birth and death. His most famous hymn, Anand
 Sahib, is part of Sikh daily ritual.

4. Guru Ram Das (1534-1581). Founded Amritsar, the holy city of Sikhism. His
 followers dug the pool that became the holy lake surrounding the Golden Temple.
 Composed the Lavan marriage hymn, still used in Sikh marriages.

5. Guru Arjan Dev (1563-1606). Collected the hymns of previous Gurus and added
 2616 of his own to form the Guru Granth Sahib, the holy book of Sikhism. He
 also built the Golden Temple.

6. Guru Hargobind (1595-1644). The son of Guru Arjan. Proclaimed that the Guru
 is a military leader as well as spiritual leader, leading to conflict with the
 Mughal emperor Shah Jahan.

7. Guru Har Rai (1630-1661). Grandson of Guru Hargobind.

8. Guru Har Krishan (1656-1664). Younger son of Guru Har Rai. Became guru at the
 age of 5 and died of smallpox at the age of 8. He is the only Guru depicted in
 art without a beard.

9. Guru Tegh Bahadur (1621-75). Great-uncle of Guru Har Krishan. Was barred from
 Amritsar by Sikh rivals, so founded the Sikh center of Anandpur. Was beheaded
 in Delhi by Muslims for helping Brahmins avoid forcible conversion to Islam.

10. Guru Gobind Singh (1666-1708). Son of Guru Tegh Bahadur. Second only to Guru
 Nanak in importance, he is often shown prominently next to Nanak in Sikh art.
 Resisted oppression by Muhgal and Hindu authorities, exemplifying the Sikh
 ideal of the heroic saint-soldier. Founded the Khalsa and Sikh baptism,
 composed many poems, and nominated the Sikh sacred text as the final and
 enduring Guru.

159
Shayari / durian
« on: November 13, 2009, 11:09:39 AM »

 Lgda sadian galan ohne dil te la laiyan,

   tahi sade kolo enian durian pa laiyan.

   Pta nahi ki galt sochde sade bare oh,

     lagda dur jan diya ksma kha lyia ......
   sukh

160
Shayari / Zikar Alla da
« on: November 10, 2009, 11:43:58 AM »


  Zikar Alla da te gal dildar di hundi e,

     Sajda Alla nu te rasam pyar di hundi e.

      Asi aashiqan de majhab bare ki dasiye,

  Ibadat Rab di te surat yaar di hundi e........     sukh

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