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PJ Games / best driscribe
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:31:07 PM »
dasso tuhade to utte wale post (person) nu ki best describe karda iss pic vich

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Jokes Majaak / ‎7 great qualities of Last Benchers
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:01:33 PM »

‎7 great qualities of Last Benchers..
 
1-CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
 
2-VOICE MODULATION-Attendance
 in 5 difrnt voices!
 
3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presentin g 1 answer in 5 difrnt ways for 5 difrnt Questions!
 
4-ART- designing Classroom Tables!
 
5-STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
 
6-PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
 
7-HUMANITY- Failing & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
 
I AM Proud 2 be a Last Bencher..! :P
 
R U???

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Jokes Majaak / devdas of 2012
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:59:11 PM »

DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Papa Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Mammi Ka Peecha Chor Do! ` :(
 

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Jokes Majaak / bandar ki beti
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:56:36 PM »
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi Post Read Kar Rahi hai... :P :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Fun Time / ki tuhade naal v edda hunda ha?
« on: April 27, 2012, 02:45:18 AM »
ki tuhade naal v edda hunda ha?? :wait:

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Fun Time / dasso 3 ja 4???
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:00:09 PM »
tussi v dasso eh 3 ne ja 4???

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Jokes Majaak / toilet papper
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:43:50 PM »
ki tuhade naal edda hunda???? :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / bechara student
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:34:56 PM »
ki tuhade naal edda hunda ha??

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Jokes Majaak / doctor to pinku
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:20:05 PM »
Doctor-Kaise Ana Hua? .

Pinku-Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi he, Liver me Pain ho Raha he .

Doc- Sharaab Peete ho ?? . .

Pinku-Haan,Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.... :P :D :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / a girl to a boy
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:10:13 PM »

Girl apne boyfrnd ko romantic.mood main msg karti hai....
 
Girl : Neend me ho to sapne bhejo!
 
Jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo !
 
Row rahe ho to aansu bhejo!
 
Message parh rahe ho to reply bhejo!
 
Boy: Jaanu, potty kar raha hun, bhejun? :D :P
  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / watt lagna
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:02:34 PM »

‎3 students didn't Prepared for a Test.
They made a Plan..!!
They went to the Dean next morning and said
"Sir we had gone for a Wedding and our Car Tyre Busted,so we had to Push all the way,so we couldn't Study"

The Dean Agrees and gives them Two Days Time.

After 2 Days all 3 were seated in "Different Rooms"

The Paper consisted of just one question

"Which Tyre Bursted"?
1. Front Right
2. Front Left
3. Back Right
4. Back Left

This Phenomenon is called
"Watt Lagna" :D:D  :D: :D:

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PJ Games / pj vich sub to vada vehlad (free) guy/gal kon ha???
« on: March 07, 2012, 05:18:50 PM »
tussi dasso ki tuhade hesaab naal pj vich kehda munda ja kudi vehlad (free) ha

...
mere hesaab naal canadein kamli (jasmeen_gill)  :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / my feelings
« on: October 18, 2011, 06:18:29 PM »
Jihde naseeb ch vichora hove,
Oh sahnu milda hee kyo ae...?
Ohde layi asi kujh vee nai,
Par oh chandri saade layi khaas kyo ae...?
Tur gayi sahnu chadd ke raha ch,
Fer vee har morh te usda intezaar kyo ae...?
Rus ke ohnu pullna chaya,
Par es dil ch ohda ehsaas kyo ae...?
Saada Milna lekha nu manjoor nahi,
Fer vee rab te ehna vishwaas kyo ae...?
Tu jeondi vasdi reh.
Bas eh hee dil dee aas kyo ae...?

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PJ Games / whose ur fav punjabi singer???.. / tuhada fav punjabi singer kon ha??
« on: August 02, 2011, 10:40:39 PM »
mera fav punjabi singer ha JAZZY B

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Funny Videos / indian parents
« on: August 01, 2011, 08:35:13 PM »
Desi Parents are CRAZY (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

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