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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:10:09 AM »
Bush and Manmohan Singh meet each other as Bush had invited Manmohan Singh over dinner.
Bush in an attempt to impress Manmohan SIngh ji says (in Hindi) " Hamara Country mein Techonology itni tarakkee ki ki hamara country mein sab aadmi log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain.
Manmohan ji says "Acha...Hamare country mein to log fe-male se shaadi karte hain.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:07:40 AM »
Q : What Would Dharmendra Say To Hema Malini If He Wants Her To Call Him Up?
A : RING DE BASANTI¦
Q : A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
A : Priyagold! "HAQ" Se Maango¦
Q : Once An Auto Rickshaw Driver Enters Into NO ENTRY.
The Police Does Not Stops Him. Why?
A : Because He Was Walking¦
Q : Once A Cockroach Was Singing A Song While He Was Walking On The Road...
But All Of A Sudden He Died. Why?
A : B"coz The Song He Was Singing Was HIT!!!
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:04:19 AM »
Kyun Teri Yaad Reh Gayee Iss Dil Mein
Jab Tu Hi Na Mil Saki Mujhe
Maine To Chaaha Tha Dil-O-Jaan Se Tujhe
Par Tune Kyun Thukra Diya Mujhe
Zikr Jab Bhi Tere Naam Ka Hota Hai
Teri Yaad Sataati Hai Mujhe
Aaj Bhi Dil Mein Hai Tere Pyaar Ka Dard
Nam Aankhein Yeh Bataati Hain Mujhe
Gila To Bus In Aankhoan Se Hai
Kyun Tera Deedar Kara Gayee Mujhe
Ik Tees Si Dil Mein Uthti Hai
Kyun Tera Khwaab Dikha Gayee Mujhe
144
« on: November 05, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »
Apni Hi Sanso Se Chipa Kar
Kuch Sunne Ke Liye Bede Hai
Dil Mai Ek Hansi Ki Awaj Hai
Ya Meri Kalpna Ke Pankh Hai
Jo Kahin Door Udna Chate Hai
Shishe Ke Bhitar Qad Hai Ki
Kabhi Koi Ayega Aur Is Qad Se
Is Akelepan Se Door Kar Dega
Kya Tumne Apne Liye Yeh Awaj Suni?
Khuli Hava Mai Khilti Hui Muskuraht Ko
Kyon Band Kamre Mai Qad Kar Diya
Garmi Se Bhari Raton Mai
Sardi Se Bhari Raton Mai
Yeh Khinchi Hui Rekhayen
Mujhse Ek Khel Khelti Hai
Yeh Parchahiyan Picha Nahi Chodti
Ek Kalpna Hai Ek Yaad Hai
Samye In Bato Ko Vyarth Nai Jane
Deta Ek Madhur Kalpna Kabhi Kahin
Kisi Ke Kaam Aa Jaye
To Ankho Ke Agey-Piche Nachti
Tasviron Ko Thoda Aram Aa Jaye
145
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:56:23 AM »
Kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se ,
Mango usi se jo de khushi se,
Dosti karo usi se jo nibhaye hasi se,
Marna usi pe jo pyaar kare sirf aur sirf tumhi se...
146
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:53:31 AM »
Boyfriend :Tumhare ghar gya tha ,mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi ho payegi..
Girlfriend:Kyun ..?Kya Papa ne NAA kardi ..?
Boyfriend :Nahi tumhari behan ne HAAN kardi...
147
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:50:21 AM »
Chintu:Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,kade mere pichche.
Jeeto:Kehdi film c??
Chintu:Mere vyah di film c ...!!!
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« on: November 05, 2009, 10:46:24 AM »
Je dinda na akhiya rabb sanu das kida tera didar karde,
akhan miliyan te milya tu sanu das kida na tenu pyaar karde,
har mod te pain bulekhe tere ,
das kithe ruk ruk k tera intzar karde ,
j mildan sajna tu har ik janam vich ,
tenu kabul asi har var karde ,
ik tere nal zindgi hun sadi,asi pyaar nahi bar bar karde...
149
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:38:37 AM »
jenu dil dita DILLI chali gai ,
jenu pyaar kita PARIS chali gai,
jenu jann diti JAPAN chali gai,
dil ne keha marjaa,plug ch hatth ditta ta batti chali gai...
150
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:35:03 AM »
Pathar diyan lakerra ch takdeer nahi hundi,
pyarr ch maran wali har heer ni hundi lok kyun marde ne pyaar paun layi,
maran de baad ta milan di v ummeed nahi hundi......
151
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:31:22 AM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
152
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:27:33 AM »
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: November 04, 2009, 11:46:21 AM »
bhulh lagdi nahi usdi yad bina,
zindgi nrk hai usde swad bina
asi pal pal jinde pal pal marde
sada g nahi lagda "chah" bina
KANJRO hamesha kuri hi na sumjya karo.
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« on: November 04, 2009, 11:41:41 AM »
=D> =D> =D> =D>
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« on: November 04, 2009, 11:29:44 AM »
diwangihamari har razz khol deti hai,
khamoshi humari har bat nbol deti hai,
sikayat hai to sirf is dunia se jo dil k jazbat bhe paiso se tol deti hai....
156
« on: November 04, 2009, 11:13:30 AM »
Teri duniya se bahut dur hale jayenge,
teri hasti aankhon mein aansu chood jayenge,
aaj tum hume tang ho,
par ek din aap humse tang hone ko taras jayoge.....
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« on: November 04, 2009, 11:09:50 AM »
Rait par namm kabhi likhte nahi
Rait par likhe namm kabhi tiktay nahi
log kahte hain ki hum pathar dil hain
lekin pathron par likhe namm kabhi mitte nahi..
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« on: November 04, 2009, 10:28:58 AM »
Rusi na yarra mainu manona nahi aunda.
Kol bahke darde dil mainu sunona nahi aunda,ek pyarr nibona sikhiya main ajj tak.
Har kisi te mainu hak jitona nahi unda
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« on: November 04, 2009, 10:19:05 AM »
jinki dosti mein hum diwane hogaye.
Woh hamse he bigane hoge shayad unhe talash hai naye dost ki.
ab unki nazar mein hum purane hogaye.......
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« on: November 03, 2009, 11:04:20 AM »
BOY-Dear! look into my eyes.What you see. Tell honestly.
GIRL-True love.
BOY-Oh saliye!! Aida wada machar nazar nahi aya?chal hun cheti cheti kad deh.......
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