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Messages - janki_munda
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« on: November 09, 2009, 09:29:28 AM »
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein ,
dil dooba hai gamo ki garai mein,
hume mat dhoundna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe tumahi parchaai mein...
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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:57:55 AM »
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey
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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:27:02 AM »
Saukha bada dil launa
Bas mushkal Ishq nibhauna
Bada takaluff Dil saambhna
Eh badi zaazuk niyamat vich isde kise da pyaar vasda
Vich isde kise da yaar vasda vich ise de rabb vasda
Gal gaur na sunna ‘Lovely’ dasda
Je kade dil kise da laina bada sambhaalna
Vich ise de rabb vasda
Eh oh sheesha hai jithey har pal
Haye oh kise da pyaar hasda....
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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:22:02 AM »
Ik umar beet gayi usde pyar vich,
Assi sab kujh harr gaye iss vapaar vich,
O karde ne yaad kaddi kaddi,
Tey assi yaad ban ke reh gaye usdi yaad vich..
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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:19:44 AM »
Ik dua di aas ch saari raat jaage
par koi taara ambro tutya na
Chura ke nazar langh gaye kolo di
ohna haal vi saada puchhya na
Badi muddat ton reejh si kujh aakhan di
par koi manya na koi rusya na
Assi dil tey hath rakh takde rahe
ohna da turda kadam koi rukya na
Ohna de bullaan te haase khid de rahe
tey saade nain’o paani sukya na
Ik milan di aas rahi dil vich
tey issi aas ch jeevan mukya na....
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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:18:01 AM »
Teri yaari da mull assi taar nahin sakde,
Tu mangge jaan tey kar inkaar nahin sakde,
Maneya ke zindagi lendi imtehaan bade,
Par tu hove naal tey aapa haar nahin sakde....
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:32:34 PM »
Dil ki chot dikhau kaise,
Apni mohabbat batau kaise,
Hai jo dil me bepanah mohabbat teri,
Main tujhe dikahu kaise,
Tu dekh meri ankhon me pyar tera hi hoga,
Tu poochh apne dil se naam mera hi hoga.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:30:56 PM »
Tu chahat meri hai, kisi aur ki na hona.
Tu mohabbat meri hai, meri hi rehna.
Main aashiq tera hoon, tera hi rahunga.
Khuda kasam tujhe, har waqt apna hi kahunga.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:15:44 PM »
Maan Jehna Te C Kade Rabb Warga,
Aj Sajjan Oh Sab Beimaan Ho Gaye,
Jehna Layi C Dunia Visaar Ditti,
Ohna Layi Hun Asi Anjaan Ho Gaye,
Pyar Keeta C Kade Zindagi Wich,
Par Sadke Swaah Sab Armaan Ho Gaye,
’lovely’ Khateya Ki Es Pyar Vicho,
Mere Sahaan De Wich Wasan Wale,
Hun Hor Kise Di Jaan Ho Gaye.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:05:50 PM »
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do
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« on: November 05, 2009, 12:00:46 PM »
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle,
bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:58:37 AM »
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave ...
134
« on: November 05, 2009, 11:57:38 AM »
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:56:49 AM »
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha .!
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:54:36 AM »
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,
why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar,
I m waiting for highlights
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:51:23 AM »
Nikal aatay ansoo roney say pehlay,
toot jatay hain saare khuwab soney se pehley,
kehtey hain k karna pyar saza hai,
kaash koi rokk leta honey se pehley...!!!
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:20:45 AM »
=D> =D> =D> =D>
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:13:30 AM »
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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