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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:45:02 PM »
 :D:   koi jana saghi de answer wal v dekho  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu his wiifeee......
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:44:10 PM »
 :mean:   sandhu bhul gea yaaran nu  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:42:09 PM »
 :D:    :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:   sandhu da dialouge menu bahut kaint lageya shraab bare  :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  meet so funnyy...mera has has bbura haal ho gya .. kk de pair nu goha lag gyaa  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Meet and his gf....new
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:40:28 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sahi keha diloo
vichara meet ishaq main gira hua  :D: :D:

wow edha na keh saghi teinu mar dena ohnhee :Laugh:
  :D:  ohne aa k kehna banda gir gir k chalna sikhda :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:39:10 PM »
upper students di list vich tenu apna naam nahi disda  :blah: :D: :D: :D: :D: vichari.......lollipop  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: saghi and kk
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:31:40 PM »
thale kaun digi c waise dilraj

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Jokes Majaak / Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:28:11 PM »
Teacher -- Madam Kudrat K
Students-- vicious, sandhu_boyz, saghi te kamli kuri
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Madam Kudrat K jado class ch enter hoye..
Sandhu-->>Posted Image  ClAsS... StanD... GuD Gud NiGhT  MaDaM Ji...!! :happy:

Kudrat K :  :thaa: GUD NYT..??  Sandhu tu ajj  DARU peeti??? :angr:

Sandhu :MaDaM ji..!! MaIn TaAn DaRu ChAdD dItTi hAi....

Kudrat : :waitin: sachi muchi.. ??

Sandhu : HaNjI MaDaM jI..!!  Ajj savere savere 3 Ghante Pehlan he glass ch chad  k aaya.. saari Botal Posted Image Khatam Ho Gyi c.. Bass iK Pegg e nahi Peeta jaa reha c.. tidDi bhaR gai c shayad....:hehe:
[/color]kudrat : tu chup karke baith ja... :angr: kamli  kithe aa..??[/font]
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[/color]kamli: :blush: hanji mam[/font]
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[/color]Kudrat: :angry: kal tu school kyun nahi c aayi..??
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[/color]kamli: :woried: Madam ji Madam ji..!! kal main na ... main na.. :problem:   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa .........  kall main raaste ch aa rahi c ta ... mere paira ch GOHA lagg geya.... :D: :D:
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[/color]Kudrat :   fitteh muhh tera... thora jeha gussa ki ho jao.. waaja hee wajjan lag jande ne...ene de [/font]
[/color] Beta kamli... Tu chup karja koi gall nahi... rona nahi.. ok .... aa lai  LOLLI POP..[/font]
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[/color]kamli: :sktounge1:  thaankuuuuu  Mam..!![/font]
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[/color]KUDRAT :  saghi BETA.. Jado asmaan ch BIJLI chamakdi hai.. taan sanu ROSHNI pahle dikhdi hai.. te awaaz baad ch sundi hai......OH KYON???[/font]
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[/color]saghi : hmmmm... kionki.. Madam ji..!! apniya AKHAN  agge te KANN pichey ne... IS lyi.. [/font]
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[/color]kudrat: Shabaash.. saghi beta.. !![/font]
[/color] Bacho.. tusi v saare saghi wangu pareya karo dekho..[/font]
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[/color] She (saghi)  is too much INTELLIgent, and also very Punctual.. kujj sikheya karo.. es kolo...[/font]
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[/color]nd den
Vicious.. whr r u..??
 
 tu Admission Form taan bharna c poora..!!
 
 tere Pita ji ki karde ne..???
 
 vicious: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter..!!

Kudrat: :idontunderstand: hun ICS te PCS ki hai..??

Vicious:
    ICS = Ice Cream Seller in Summer and Pakoda Chart Seller in Winter..!!  :superhappy:
Kudrat: :sktounge1: kal nu Pakore lai k aavi.. beeba putt bann ke. . theek hai.. :kiss:

saghi : mam
main tuhaade layi Shayeri likhi c..
 Arz hai...
 
 Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
 
Wah Wah..!!
 
 Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
 
Wah Wah..!!

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PlZ MaM.. :rabb: may I go  to toilet..??Kudrat: fittey muhh tere.. :thaa:

saari class :  :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / Re: Meet and his freindd .......... New
« on: March 20, 2011, 07:57:42 PM »
:hehe:  :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: _vicious_ te usdi wife
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:58:33 PM »
   :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: kurkure

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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te usdi wife
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »
1971 di Ladayi chal rahi c.

Paki jahaj utto bomb sut reha c......
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Loki gharo bahar pajj rahe c......Posted Image Posted Image
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Preet  ki wife:Mein apne nakli dand ghar andar bhul gayi ...... :sad:
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Preet  :lost: Pagle Jahaj bomb sutda peya a kurkure ni....
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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu de kaarnamee...
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 PM »
papad nahi leg piece bna dena isda train ne dekhi saghoo  :D: :D:
papad bna dena tera train ne..  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kk te teacher..
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:56:36 PM »
:hehe: thankuu thankuu
reallyy nice mettttt
 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ililililililililili te gadha...
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:55:40 PM »
 :happy: kadi kadi mera eda dimaag kam karan lag janda hai  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu de kaarnamee...
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:40:57 PM »
ek baar sandhu rail ki patri pe so gya
 ton kisi  ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge

 sandhu :Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua
TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai :tongue:
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Jokes Majaak / kk te teacher..
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:37:59 PM »
ik din kk (kamli kuri)  class ch baithi makhiya maar rahi c  te isde kol teacher aai te ik question pusheya
 Teacher: wht is plural form of mouse
 kk: mice
 teacher: very gud beta  and now tell what is plural form of baby?
 KK : :math: ummm :eyeblink2: 
"Twins"  mam
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Meet and a girl.....
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:28:42 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:  chup hoyee haso na hun  :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: gill galib de kanjoosi....
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:26:29 PM »
 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wife: bahut pyar seeee
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:10:20 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher te sm
« on: March 17, 2011, 08:41:59 PM »
teri gal kar reha c mein sm  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: saghi te kk (kamli kuri)
« on: March 17, 2011, 08:37:12 PM »
 saghi fir PJ di aunty jo hoi kk  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
oyee koi gahri guhri(watch) le laoo  dono   :D: :D: :D: :D:

mere kol ta bahut aa watch but laun hi shaunk nahi aa meinu tee rahi gal saghi di eh purani aa is karkee ehnhu waise hi pata lag janda aaa

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