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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 21, 2011, 10:29:22 PM »
ki ki teacher ne sare jane jalebi wangu side kite hoye a class vich  :D: :D: :D:
hahha baaki galla diya galla madam ji ghaint ne tuhade


kyu.. ghaint kyu ne?  /:)

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hassi so fassi  :blink: is beebi di fb labo kise trah mein gal karni a  :superhappy:
video de shuru shuru ch vekhyaa...oh ek ladie duji ladie nu dass rahi c gaane bare....fer dono sang ke hass paiyaa

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 :D: :D: :D: bas bai chummi laini c usne.............le ho gai song kisne dekhna  :laugh:
what kind of song is dat...it's not even a song...he made it up...

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Jokes Majaak / nakhro(kk) te usda bf..
« on: March 21, 2011, 06:30:51 PM »
nakhro: Janu!! Ajj Date Pe McDonald Chale?
 
 Her Bf: Hmmmm, Agar Tum McDonald K Spelling Sunao to Phir Le k Jauga

 nakhro: Thorhi Der So
chnay K Baad... :wait:
.........
 Dafa Karo McDonald Ko!! Mujhy Ni Pasand..
 
 Chalo KFC Chaltay Hain
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj school part 2
« on: March 21, 2011, 06:04:02 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D:   chal tari wala murga ban k dikhaa bai  :laugh:
haha master ji ...  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj school part 2
« on: March 21, 2011, 05:18:46 PM »
 :dnk:   i dnt wht happen........ je tusi edit kar sakde ho ta kar dao.... :whew:
post di editing thik tra nai hoi

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Jokes Majaak / Re: dilraj nikke hundea...
« on: March 21, 2011, 04:47:38 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:   tera kam set a dilraj

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Jokes Majaak / pj school part 2
« on: March 21, 2011, 04:46:44 PM »


Teacher : meet ( singh2012)
 
 Students :soul mate, dilraj, killa kaur, nakhro (kk) ,preet (_vicious_) , _fateh_

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teacher class vich a k attendance lga reha hunda hai..
Meet: Roll number 1 ??
Soul mate: Hajir ji..!!
:cooll:
Meet: Putt tu 2 din school nahi c aaya..?? kal te  Parso kithe c?? :thaa:


soul mate: Sir ji.. mere kol sirf ik hee NIKAR hai... te parso NIKAR dhoti hoyi c.. :superhappy:

Meet:  ok.. ferr kal kithe c ?? :angr:

Soul mate:  Sir ji.... kal main school nu aa reha c ta..... raaste ch tuhaade ghar de bahar dekheya taan.. Posted Image tuhaadi NIKAR Posted Image  taar te sukni paayi hoyi c....  main socheya .. MASTER ji ajj chutti te aa.... school fer parai taan honi hi nahi..... is layi main schoolnahi c aaya  :happy:


Meet: :machinegun:  tu socheya ghatt kar ooyyeee... baith ja hun ??


Preet (_Vicious_) class ch jahaaj bann k ghum reha hunda hai.... :here:


Meet:  preet putt....!! tu baith ja tikk ke.. kise ch bajjenga..!!
 
 tu bahut hee shrarat karda a... 
 
 acha chal tu.. mere ik swaal da jwaab de... nahi taan tenu MURGA  bana ke rakhna saara din.. te aanda v dena pauga....
 
 

 je tere kol 7 pen ne...


 2 NAKHRO de ditte,
 
 3 dilraj nu de ditte,
 
 2 killa kaur nu de ditte...
 
 te fer tere kol ki bacheya..??



Preet:  :math: bacheya taan Master ji kujj nhi.... bass  3  saheliya jaroor ban jaangiya.... :hehe:

 

Meet::getout: chal murga bann ja  odar ja k..???


preet: Sir ji..!! Sukka k tari waala..?? :woried:

Meet:  Roll Number 2 kithe aa..?? :waitin:

  _fateh_: Hajir Master ji...!!

Meet:  Explain Digestive System in  one Sentnce?


_fateh_: Master ji..!! Eh ik tarah da Process hai.. jerha ki...  khaan velePosted Image RIGHT HAND ton shuru hunda hai.. te khatam  Posted Image LEFT HAND te.....:biglaugh:

Meet:  fittehh mmuhhhh teraaa...
:angr:
SAARI CLASS: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:





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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 21, 2011, 12:23:54 AM »
hale aage ja k dekhi ki banda sari PJ di janta bai........... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: :D: :D:  balley meet siaann .. fattey chak tey tu  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 21, 2011, 12:22:50 AM »
 :D:    :D:    menu lagda hai ki eh aage ja k tuhada naam hor roshan karugi.... :excited:
:hehe: Mere Bache Jami Sadayee ne  8->


Bus Saghi bacha samjhdaar aa :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:20:55 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: sanu v das siyapa kar k kive samjaundi hai.....
:D: :D: :D:  oh saghi to saro naa rees karo :D: :D:

kete sachi na karn lag jana :D:



asi ku sarna aa saghiii to lai das raj ki kahi jandi aaa saran saghi de dushman asi ta dost aa
    leh das mazaak ve ehna nu pitt pitt k samjauna painda :angr:
:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: _vicious_ te meet
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:19:01 PM »
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te meet
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
Vicious: yaar Meet meri gf da b,day aa, ki gift kara usnu, Posted Image
 

 Meet: dekhan ch kidda di aa :waitin:
 

 Vicious: bhot sohni aa katrina kaif wergi :superhappy:
 

 Meet: le mera number de de phir Posted Image
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Meet with his bosss...... new
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:08:58 PM »
menu lga kite officer sandhu warga hona a  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / dilraj to dukaandaar..
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:07:51 PM »
Dilraj-Is jeans ki price kitni hai? :wait:

[/color] Dukandar-Rs.700 Only

Dilraj: uff....!
:Cry:
Aur US Jeans ka kya price hai?


Dukandar: uska 2 baar uff-uff...

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Re: nakhro (kk)
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:58:09 PM »
KK  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:57:18 PM »
 :D: sahi keha..............rabb isdi kalam nu hor barkat pave te hor takarkiya bakshe  :excited:
edan e aa fir dimag di gal a  :smile:

dimag di gal dekhlooooooooo , shayeri ta poori kiiti nahi tuuu hai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:47:55 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: agli class ch dasi.......kini k intellegent a tu  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Murgii.......... funny joke
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:46:04 PM »
R....O.....F.......L  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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