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Jokes Majaak / New Style Of Purposing A Girl....
« on: March 30, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »

                                            New Style Of Purposing A Girl :wait:

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      dekh mein ni chaunda k mera munda wadda hoke teri te kudi nu line mare
                                           eda menu bahut bura laguga :break:
                        tuhan karde te ...... asi dona nu bhra bhen bana dene a
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਚੱਕਦਾ C ਅੱਖ ਜ਼ਰਾ ਸੋਚ ਕੇ


ਹੁਣ ਵਾਲਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ gєℓ ਲਾਵੇ ਪੋਚ ਕੇ


ਐਵੇ ਦੋ ਸਾਲ ¢нαη∂ιgαян ਪੜ੍ਹ ਕੀ ਗਿਆ


ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..



ਲੱਗੇ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਪਰੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਨੀ


ਤੰਗ ਜ਼ੀਨਾ ਵਾਲੀਆ ਨੇ ਪਾਇਆ ਕਹਿਰ ਨੀ


ਕਦੇ ਲੇਕ ਦੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਗੇੜੀ ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ


ਬਸ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਧੁਆਉਣ ਘਰੇ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਏ


ਪੀਜੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮਾਪਿਆ ਨਾਲ ਲੜ ਨੀ ਪਿਆ


ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ...



ਏਹਦਾ ਨਿੱਤ ਦਾ ਹੈ ਵਧੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਖ਼ਰਚਾ


ਸਾਰੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਚ ਕਰਾਤੀ ਏਹਨੇ ਚਰਚਾ


ਰੱਖੇ ਪੰਜ-ਸੱਤ ਯਾਰ ਹੁਣ ਨਾਲ ਨੀ


ਦੇਖੇ ਜੱਟ ਵਲ ਕੀਹਦੀ ਏ ਮਜ਼ਾਲ ਨੀ


ਛੱਡ yαмαнα ਲੰਡੀ ਜ਼ੀਪ ਉੱਤੇ ਚੜ੍ਹ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ


ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..



ਹਵਾ ਲੱਗ ਗਈ ਏ ਏਹਨੂੰ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਦੀ


ਜਣੀ-ਖਣੀ ਉੱਤੇ ਅੱਖ ਹੁ੍ਣ ਖੜ੍ਹਦੀ


ਨਿੱਤ ਘੇਰ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਲੱਗੇ ਸੌਹਣੀ ਓਏ


ਦਿਲ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਏਹੋ ਸਾਡੀ ਹੀਰ ਹੋਣੀ ਓਏ


ਯਾਰੋ ਹੁਸਣਾ ਦੇ ਜ਼ਾਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਫ਼ਸ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ


ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..



ਲਾਈ ਸਿਰੇ ਦਿਆ ਵੈਲੀਆ ਨਾਲ ਯਾਰੀ ਏ


ਚੱਲੀ ਬਾਕੀਆ ਦੇ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਉੱਤੇ ਆਰੀ ਏ


ਹੁਣ ਘੱਟ ਹੀ ਕਲਾਸਾਂ ਇਹ ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ


ਜ਼ਾਕੇ ਡਿਸ੍ਕੋ ਚ ਭੜਥੂ ਵੀ ਪਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ


songੱ crazy ਏਹਨੂੰ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ


ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / intersting facts..
« on: March 30, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
Interesting Facts
Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long


Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile


A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.


A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)


There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.


One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny


The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192


Slugs have four noses


Sharks can live up to 100 years


Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.


Kangaroos can't walk backwards


About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday


The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887


The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.


Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency


Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints


There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human


It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.


The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002


Octopus have three hearts


If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange


The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.


1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old


The body has 2-3 million sweat glands


Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs


Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.


Most cats are left pawed


250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa


A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant


You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!


Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours


An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Bone is five times stronger than steel
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:


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Jokes Majaak / vicious te jailer..
« on: March 25, 2011, 05:11:08 PM »

 Jailer: Tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
:thaa:
 
 Vicious : Jor jor naal hasan laga.

Jailer: Hass kyu riha hai? :wait:
 
 Vicious: Main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:    :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / nakhro saghi de ghar..
« on: March 25, 2011, 05:01:17 PM »
ik wari nakhro saghi de ghar raat rehan  jandi hai........dinner karan ton baad dono janiya single bed te so jandiya a.....
adi  raat nu nakhro uth k kol paye sofe te pe jandi a......
 Saghi: nakhro siso ethe a k so jao ik bande de saun lai jga ban gai a....
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / muskan te usda bf.
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:53:54 PM »
muskan's bf  in Romantic mood: Ye raatien, :flyingkiss:
 
 
 yeh hawaye

 Yeh aasman,

 yeh chadni
yeh ghataye

 yeh nadiya ,
 
 Yeh kinare 
 
 Muskan
:angr: : Kamneya ..!! Pyaar kar reha k
 
 
 Enviormental science padha 
reha  hai ..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te meet
« on: March 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM »
Meet sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.

Vicious : isne sada naam badnam kita hoya hai
je mainu terna aunda hunda  taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pj da school part 3
« on: March 22, 2011, 03:40:23 PM »
teacher:- nakhro

students: meet, mamu, preet ( _vicious_), dilraj, saghi, shokeen-munda
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nakhro attendence laundi hoi

Nakhro: roll number 1??

Vicious:
hajir ji..!! mam ji !! mam ji !! mein  ik new  shayeri likhi hai tuhade layi special !!

Nakhro: sachi muchi mere lai??

vicious: hanji mam tuhade lai.....
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bahut hee dukhi hirde naal arz kita hai !!
 
 Jado yaad MADAM di aave,
 main tiolet ch baith ke ro laindaa,
 jado dabba hanjua naal bhar jave,
 main ohna hee 
Posted Image[/url] dho lainda[/size][/font].. :D:

nakhro: :thaa:

Attendence ton thori der baad !!

meet te mamu ne DARUPosted Image peeti hundi hai !! te gaana gaa rahe hunde ne >>>
 
 
YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI TORE gey,,,,,,,,, TOREN GEY [/size],,,,,, PAR MAGAR,,,,,,, TERA SAATH NA CHOREN GEY..[/size][/font] :excited: [/size]
 
NAKHRO: SHUT UP!!  :ANGRY:

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BACHO,,, 
 
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SHRAAB,CIGRATE aur LADKIYA,,[/size]
 
 yeh sab tumhaari jaan ke dushman   hoti hain,,,
 
 
 yaad rakhna bacho,,
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Meet: 
[/size] madam ji  !!  [/size][/size][/size]Posted Image[/size][/size]
[/size] jerha banda apne DUSHMAN kolo dar ke bhaj jave !!
 oho MARD nahi hunda..

Nakhro:  SM te dilraj beta menu,,,,,past, present te future te 1-1 example daso....

Dilraj:
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[/size] main Sundari thi ,,SUNDARI hoon aaur SUNDARI rahungi,,[/size][/font]Posted Image


SM ( thori der baad) to dilraj: tenu veham c, veham hai te veham rahuga..
[/size][/font]Nakhro: shutt upp :angr: saghi beta did u make poem for someone??

saghi: ya ya ya!! :cooll:
my poem for_vicious_
:excited:

Little Bird flying in the SKY
 
 Dropping PottyPosted Image on Joker's eye
 
 
 he don't worry
 
 he do
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 he just thank god that ELEPHANTPosted Image don't fly

_vicious_ :
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saari class:  :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

 
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Jokes Majaak / Mamu da viah wala din ...
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:43:13 PM »

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / nakhro(kk) te usda bf..
« on: March 21, 2011, 06:30:51 PM »
nakhro: Janu!! Ajj Date Pe McDonald Chale?
 
 Her Bf: Hmmmm, Agar Tum McDonald K Spelling Sunao to Phir Le k Jauga

 nakhro: Thorhi Der So
chnay K Baad... :wait:
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 Dafa Karo McDonald Ko!! Mujhy Ni Pasand..
 
 Chalo KFC Chaltay Hain
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / pj school part 2
« on: March 21, 2011, 04:46:44 PM »


Teacher : meet ( singh2012)
 
 Students :soul mate, dilraj, killa kaur, nakhro (kk) ,preet (_vicious_) , _fateh_

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teacher class vich a k attendance lga reha hunda hai..
Meet: Roll number 1 ??
Soul mate: Hajir ji..!!
:cooll:
Meet: Putt tu 2 din school nahi c aaya..?? kal te  Parso kithe c?? :thaa:


soul mate: Sir ji.. mere kol sirf ik hee NIKAR hai... te parso NIKAR dhoti hoyi c.. :superhappy:

Meet:  ok.. ferr kal kithe c ?? :angr:

Soul mate:  Sir ji.... kal main school nu aa reha c ta..... raaste ch tuhaade ghar de bahar dekheya taan.. Posted Image tuhaadi NIKAR Posted Image  taar te sukni paayi hoyi c....  main socheya .. MASTER ji ajj chutti te aa.... school fer parai taan honi hi nahi..... is layi main schoolnahi c aaya  :happy:


Meet: :machinegun:  tu socheya ghatt kar ooyyeee... baith ja hun ??


Preet (_Vicious_) class ch jahaaj bann k ghum reha hunda hai.... :here:


Meet:  preet putt....!! tu baith ja tikk ke.. kise ch bajjenga..!!
 
 tu bahut hee shrarat karda a... 
 
 acha chal tu.. mere ik swaal da jwaab de... nahi taan tenu MURGA  bana ke rakhna saara din.. te aanda v dena pauga....
 
 

 je tere kol 7 pen ne...


 2 NAKHRO de ditte,
 
 3 dilraj nu de ditte,
 
 2 killa kaur nu de ditte...
 
 te fer tere kol ki bacheya..??



Preet:  :math: bacheya taan Master ji kujj nhi.... bass  3  saheliya jaroor ban jaangiya.... :hehe:

 

Meet::getout: chal murga bann ja  odar ja k..???


preet: Sir ji..!! Sukka k tari waala..?? :woried:

Meet:  Roll Number 2 kithe aa..?? :waitin:

  _fateh_: Hajir Master ji...!!

Meet:  Explain Digestive System in  one Sentnce?


_fateh_: Master ji..!! Eh ik tarah da Process hai.. jerha ki...  khaan velePosted Image RIGHT HAND ton shuru hunda hai.. te khatam  Posted Image LEFT HAND te.....:biglaugh:

Meet:  fittehh mmuhhhh teraaa...
:angr:
SAARI CLASS: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:





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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te meet
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
Vicious: yaar Meet meri gf da b,day aa, ki gift kara usnu, Posted Image
 

 Meet: dekhan ch kidda di aa :waitin:
 

 Vicious: bhot sohni aa katrina kaif wergi :superhappy:
 

 Meet: le mera number de de phir Posted Image
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / dilraj to dukaandaar..
« on: March 20, 2011, 09:07:51 PM »
Dilraj-Is jeans ki price kitni hai? :wait:

[/color] Dukandar-Rs.700 Only

Dilraj: uff....!
:Cry:
Aur US Jeans ka kya price hai?


Dukandar: uska 2 baar uff-uff...

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pj da school..
« on: March 20, 2011, 08:28:11 PM »
Teacher -- Madam Kudrat K
Students-- vicious, sandhu_boyz, saghi te kamli kuri
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Madam Kudrat K jado class ch enter hoye..
Sandhu-->>Posted Image  ClAsS... StanD... GuD Gud NiGhT  MaDaM Ji...!! :happy:

Kudrat K :  :thaa: GUD NYT..??  Sandhu tu ajj  DARU peeti??? :angr:

Sandhu :MaDaM ji..!! MaIn TaAn DaRu ChAdD dItTi hAi....

Kudrat : :waitin: sachi muchi.. ??

Sandhu : HaNjI MaDaM jI..!!  Ajj savere savere 3 Ghante Pehlan he glass ch chad  k aaya.. saari Botal Posted Image Khatam Ho Gyi c.. Bass iK Pegg e nahi Peeta jaa reha c.. tidDi bhaR gai c shayad....:hehe:
[/color]kudrat : tu chup karke baith ja... :angr: kamli  kithe aa..??[/font]
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[/color]kamli: :blush: hanji mam[/font]
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[/color]Kudrat: :angry: kal tu school kyun nahi c aayi..??
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[/color]kamli: :woried: Madam ji Madam ji..!! kal main na ... main na.. :problem:   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa .........  kall main raaste ch aa rahi c ta ... mere paira ch GOHA lagg geya.... :D: :D:
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[/color]Kudrat :   fitteh muhh tera... thora jeha gussa ki ho jao.. waaja hee wajjan lag jande ne...ene de [/font]
[/color] Beta kamli... Tu chup karja koi gall nahi... rona nahi.. ok .... aa lai  LOLLI POP..[/font]
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[/color]kamli: :sktounge1:  thaankuuuuu  Mam..!![/font]
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[/color]KUDRAT :  saghi BETA.. Jado asmaan ch BIJLI chamakdi hai.. taan sanu ROSHNI pahle dikhdi hai.. te awaaz baad ch sundi hai......OH KYON???[/font]
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[/color]saghi : hmmmm... kionki.. Madam ji..!! apniya AKHAN  agge te KANN pichey ne... IS lyi.. [/font]
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[/color]kudrat: Shabaash.. saghi beta.. !![/font]
[/color] Bacho.. tusi v saare saghi wangu pareya karo dekho..[/font]
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[/color] She (saghi)  is too much INTELLIgent, and also very Punctual.. kujj sikheya karo.. es kolo...[/font]
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[/color]nd den
Vicious.. whr r u..??
 
 tu Admission Form taan bharna c poora..!!
 
 tere Pita ji ki karde ne..???
 
 vicious: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter..!!

Kudrat: :idontunderstand: hun ICS te PCS ki hai..??

Vicious:
    ICS = Ice Cream Seller in Summer and Pakoda Chart Seller in Winter..!!  :superhappy:
Kudrat: :sktounge1: kal nu Pakore lai k aavi.. beeba putt bann ke. . theek hai.. :kiss:

saghi : mam
main tuhaade layi Shayeri likhi c..
 Arz hai...
 
 Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
 
Wah Wah..!!
 
 Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
 
Wah Wah..!!

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PlZ MaM.. :rabb: may I go  to toilet..??Kudrat: fittey muhh tere.. :thaa:

saari class :  :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te usdi wife
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »
1971 di Ladayi chal rahi c.

Paki jahaj utto bomb sut reha c......
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Preet  :lost: Pagle Jahaj bomb sutda peya a kurkure ni....
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Jokes Majaak / sandhu de kaarnamee...
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:40:57 PM »
ek baar sandhu rail ki patri pe so gya
 ton kisi  ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge

 sandhu :Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua
TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai :tongue:
 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / kk te teacher..
« on: March 18, 2011, 05:37:59 PM »
ik din kk (kamli kuri)  class ch baithi makhiya maar rahi c  te isde kol teacher aai te ik question pusheya
 Teacher: wht is plural form of mouse
 kk: mice
 teacher: very gud beta  and now tell what is plural form of baby?
 KK : :math: ummm :eyeblink2: 
"Twins"  mam
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / teacher te sm
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »
Teacher:- Bachiyo tusi suniya hovega k har ik admi di kamyabi de peche ik aaurat [/color]hundi hai
 aa . esto tusi ki samjhde ho? 
 SM :- is da matlab aa padayi wich time barbad na karo Kudiya Fasao Kudiya
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[/i] :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / saghi te kk (kamli kuri)
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:29:03 PM »
saghi : kai bande sooraj val dekh k sahi time das dinde aa
 
 kamli kuri: mai v kyi var try kiti par mainu kade number dikhe ni sooraj te
:rockon:
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / bacha te doctor
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:22:19 PM »
1 docter punjabi bache de pair de tanke katn aaya.
 
 Dr.-Beta woh dekho upar sone ki chidiya
:superhappy:

 Bacha- oyee tu saleya thale dekh,
pair na wad davi mera,lagda chidi da mama
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