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7901
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:13:08 AM »
eh pj bina nhi reh sakdi
7902
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:11:31 AM »
neendran ni aundiyan ni tere bin neendran nhi aundiyan ..
next tere bin
7903
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:08:47 AM »
tusi vi uhna cho hi ho ..
7904
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:08:04 AM »
eh kudi meri hi wait krdi rehdi wa
7905
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:07:15 AM »
m not a student now ..m professional banker You're taking accounting aren't ya? I'm an economist/business student myself. :happy:
7906
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:06:07 AM »
yeah hahahaha... new financial year means fresh quota for H1B visa for IT companies in india..
today many will get the mail for applying H1B..
last year i also got ... and i thought they are making april fool..
so i din't apply.. hahahaha
7907
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:03:56 AM »
i like theeth ones
7908
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:02:19 AM »
eh kudi sara din pj te posta hi krdi rehdi wa
7909
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:14:25 AM »
sahi gal ehta jaroor chaida ...koi mere layek duty howe das dio
7910
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:12:54 AM »
we heartly welcomes new financial year 2011-12
may dis year brings more profits to r balance sheet :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
7911
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:58:45 AM »
bht wadiya likhda bai sira wa poora
7912
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:24:00 AM »
baari barsi khtan gya c khat khat ke liyandi atari
jhanjran ki gal baliye tainu sone ch madadu sari ...
7913
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:21:03 AM »
wadyaiyan bai
7914
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:20:07 AM »
eh bai fanciya jaade pee gya c
7915
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:18:53 AM »
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time . Men
cannot watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops
the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk overthe phone or
cook.
LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages . Her brain sets up. But cannot
find the solutions to problems.
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old
boy.
ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process . So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She
cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately
his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and
speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as women take a long
time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind
stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the
driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next
to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily .
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily
caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face .
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
the lights or cover your/her face with blanket..
PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and
then finds the solution one by one.
You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb
him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify
the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything
to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the
problem being solved or not.
WANTS
Men want STATUS, SUCCESS , solutions, big process... etc
Women want RELATIONSHIP , friends, family...etc. ..
UNHAPPY
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on
work.
If menare unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the
relations..
MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can
leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes
back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space
of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job,( One alcohol bottle is enough
for them - Optional )
Women want everything in life.
SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.
Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot with out thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :rockon: :rockon:
7916
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:44:06 AM »
GILL BAI TU GALIB PIND DA WA
7917
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:30:11 AM »
MAINU TA AAP NI SMJ AUNDI KI GREJI JIHI LIKH DINA ....MAIN KEHDA ,,,TERI KIWI NU GOLI MAAR DAINI WA Sorry can't understand that language. If you'd like to say something hateful, you'd need to say it in english. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
7918
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:28:38 AM »
GOOD ONE GALIB SHB
7919
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:27:08 AM »
:)
7920
« on: March 31, 2011, 05:24:51 AM »
HAHAHHAHAA
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