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Messages - @SeKhOn@
7501
« on: April 09, 2011, 12:18:07 AM »
gara tum mil jayo ,,,goli chlana sikahynge hum
7502
« on: April 09, 2011, 12:15:02 AM »
sahi wa baiu ,,ik janam hi khushi khushi nikal jawe ohi bht wa
7503
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:24:54 PM »
BILKUL SAHI KIHA GALIB SAHB
7504
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:23:19 PM »
:D: :D: STILL DERE IS NO SWEARING ALLOWED IN PJ
BUT Even our calender says ...waheguru after saturday ,sunday and monday :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
7505
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:19:49 PM »
main ni auna ..santra khake ,, sekhon te nakhro ethe ajo.... santra kha ke...
7506
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:11:13 PM »
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb :thaa: :thaa:
7507
« on: April 08, 2011, 07:59:11 PM »
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter
✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
7508
« on: April 08, 2011, 07:38:53 PM »
excalty ;)
7509
« on: April 08, 2011, 03:29:54 PM »
i m not surprised ..m disguised ....lolx
7510
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:06:45 PM »
TUSI PUNJABI BOLO AUNTI JI
7511
« on: April 08, 2011, 01:54:33 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: GENIOUS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: SOME PEOPLE HVE BIG MISCONCEPTIONS :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
7512
« on: April 08, 2011, 01:53:09 PM »
AMEEEEN
7513
« on: April 08, 2011, 12:16:10 PM »
yeah ,,,ik hor wa esde naal di ....jisdi soti usdi mains ...
means who has power .. the bufflow belongs to dat person
7514
« on: April 08, 2011, 12:13:43 PM »
Anna hazare a socail worker sits on marn wart ..
he is demanding amendments in lok pal bill
takki sab corrupt politicians ,supreme court judges ,even prime minister should come under d axe of law directly ...
earlier their is need of speacial resolution in lok sabha to arrest or to mark a charge againest any cabinet minister in india ...
hats off to anna hazare :dumlak: :dumlak: :superhappy: :superhappy:
7515
« on: April 08, 2011, 12:02:58 PM »
NAHI JAROORI NHI KOI MAINU TAAP NHI LIKNI AUNDI ,,,,
KAHAWATA POORIYAN KARNIYAN ,,,//OK MAIN SHURU KRDA '''
DUDH DA JALYA ..........
7516
« on: April 08, 2011, 11:57:14 AM »
KUDI PET CH KANAK KHET CH ...AA JMAIAYAN MANDE KHA ...
7517
« on: April 08, 2011, 11:56:41 AM »
DIGI KHOTE TO GUSSA GHUMIYAAR TE
7518
« on: April 08, 2011, 11:56:18 AM »
MITAR PYARIO ATE SHALEIO
...!! krna sirf enna aa k harek bande ne adhi famous kahawat ya saying likhi aa te nxt bande ne oh poori krni hai
PUNAJBI KAHWATA LIKHO JI ETHE .... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
7519
« on: April 08, 2011, 11:51:50 AM »
lox
7520
« on: April 08, 2011, 11:37:53 AM »
sahi gal wa bai
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