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PJ Games / Re: Name one thing next to you
« on: September 05, 2011, 05:13:50 AM »
 :D: dustbin

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PJ Games / Re: movie antaakshri
« on: September 05, 2011, 05:12:55 AM »
army

3943
PJ Games / Re: child name! :)
« on: September 05, 2011, 05:12:13 AM »
jagar singh  :D:

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PJ Games / Re: When was the last time you..
« on: September 05, 2011, 05:11:40 AM »
eh ki swaal hoya
 
 
last time u overeat  :excited:

3945
Jokes Majaak / Re: **Urmy with Dad**
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:26:41 AM »
eh ki noor da naam kyu kadya wcho :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: NOOR TE USDA HUSBAND
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:24:43 AM »
hun kahnu read hona .... :hehe:
eh ki gah paya mere to nahi read hunda  :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: NOOR TE USDA HUSBAND
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:22:36 AM »
KIDR GYI NOOR DARLING

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ TE ਮਨ_ਸੇਖੋਂ
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:21:50 AM »
 :D: :D: HUN EHNU KEH META LEH

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sekhon & Bhikhari-2
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:21:13 AM »
 :D: :D: EH KAIM WA
Bhikhari:- bacha 10 rs de de  :wait:


Sekhon : baba ji tamatar khao  :smile:


 Bhikhari:- nahi bacha 10 rs de de  :lost:



Sekhon:- baba ji tamatar khao  :blush:

Bhikhari : - k bache tamatar de khava de  :dnk:

inne nu sekhon di wife aaundi te kehndi : baba ji eh na totle aa actually eh keh rahe aa kamakar kaho    :blush: :blush:


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Jokes Majaak / NOOR TE USDA HUSBAND
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:17:35 AM »
dear NOOR  darling,
i can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my company's performance, so i am sending you 100 kisses. you are my sweetheart, please adjust.

your loving husband,
jita singh



=========================================

his wife replied...


tinkus pappa,

thanks for the 100 kisses. below is the
    list of expenses i paid with the kisses...:


 
1. the milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. the electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
 
3. your landlord balkar singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
 
4. supermarket owner jaswant singh did not accept kisses only, so i gave him other items, darling, i hope you understand..

5. miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
 
 
please don't worry about me, i still have a balance of 35 kisses and i hope i can survive the month using this balance...

shall i plan the same for the next month?

your sweet heart,
NOOR :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / NOOR AND DHILLION
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:14:01 AM »

DHILLON: I love u sohniye.

NOOR: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

DHILLON: Veer tera university da topper a.  :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: **Noor with Dad**
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:12:34 AM »
GOOD ONE

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Jokes Majaak / Re: **Noor te Nokar**
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:58:11 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: KIDR GYI HUN NOOR DARLING

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Jokes Majaak / Re: NOOR TE DHILLON
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:53:14 AM »
sekhon inna tym lai k eh joke miliya uffffffff eve hi c  :thaa:
HAHAH KYU KI HOYA HUN

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Jokes Majaak / Re: **Dhillon te Noor**
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:52:40 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: KAIM

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Jokes Majaak / Re: noor in fir brigade
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:52:04 AM »
HUN KI DUKH LAGDA  :D:
hahaha sekhon sar gaya tera vkoi gall ta bane  :thaa:

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Jokes Majaak / NOOR TE DHILLON
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:40:30 AM »
NOOR : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi?

DHILLON  : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi!
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / noor in fir brigade
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:39:24 AM »
noor  : daso kehde office wich main  kam nahi kar sakdi?

galib: firebrigade?

noor : Q ?

galib : firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi !
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sekhon de kam dekho
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:28:54 AM »
 :D: :D: mainu ta tailor tuhi lagdi c

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sekhon & Muskan da Nikah
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:18:29 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: acha

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