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« on: April 08, 2011, 09:11:49 AM »
According to income tax department punjabi people r going richer nd richer year by year.govt has collected tax which wa 33 % more thn d last fiscal year collections....
cheers :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: April 07, 2011, 10:50:32 AM »
je tu tu eda hi rawauna ..
pher main mudke nahi auna
main ta chaunda c tere naal har sukh dukh waduna
je tu pher vi sada mazaak hai udauna ,,,
pher main mudke nahi auna ... :sad: :sad:
mudke nahi auna ...................
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« on: April 07, 2011, 10:44:36 AM »
asi uhna naal te oh saade naal bht krde ne pyaar
par pata nhi kyu uhna nu saade te yakeen nahi :cry:
keh dine wa asi har dil di gall uhna nu
par eh dil di tadap khatm hundi h nahi
jo kehde ne oh sda karde ha ohi
kade uhna di kahi gal adhoorii rahi hi nahi
lakh karde wa koshisha uhnu yakeen dilaun diyan :cry: :cry:
par pata ni kyu uhna nu saade te yakeen nahi
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« on: April 06, 2011, 01:42:41 AM »
Fitrat badlni eni hi saukhi hundi ,
tan asi kad de TENU nu bhull jande.
…….kyn hanju apne barbad karde,
kise navi sohni te dhull jande..
………kyun tanhe dinde os khuda nu,
nave ishq ambri jhull jande……
na rah takde inj tera ni,
asi v pea kise de mull jande.
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« on: April 06, 2011, 01:15:49 AM »
kandhiyan nu khor dena te fir khud vi ho jana fanaah
disda nahi koi farak sanu tere ate lehar vich
chahidi e sanu tan bas teri deedar e jhalak yaar
kade mangiya tan nhi kujh hor taithon asi khair vich
hathin je pilavein tu tan pi lawange asi khusi khushi
lagda nhi koi farak sanu amrit te jehar vich
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« on: April 06, 2011, 12:16:11 AM »
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobbatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove
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« on: April 05, 2011, 01:28:53 AM »
jehda rehda c sda hasda ,,,,
aj ohvi udaas ho gya
jihde ch kade krde nahi c yakken '''
oh vi sanu ho gya ...
teriyan sugandiyan di chdi ehni khushboo
mainu vi naah pata lage main kidr kho gya
jis raste to hmaesha pasa riha watda ...
ohi raasta meri manzil ch khalo gya ...
jo rehda ci sda ladayaiyn lardha ....
aj ohvi tere ishq ch sayer ban roo piya ...
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« on: April 04, 2011, 12:46:31 PM »
larry page d co founder of search gaint google ,,,overtakes google,...
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« on: April 04, 2011, 05:12:28 AM »
punjab govt give 1 -1 crore to yuvraj and harbhajan for winnig world cup ..
but they dnt have enough funds to give pensions to freedom fighters ...bullshit politics ,,
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« on: April 02, 2011, 03:21:26 PM »
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« on: April 02, 2011, 04:41:34 AM »
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: eh harek kudi apne aap nu teesi wala ber hi kyu dasdi wa ,,, :rockon: :excited: :excited:
eh bhul jandiyann ne tesi waale ber te waate vi sab to wadh painde ne ....
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« on: April 02, 2011, 01:52:05 AM »
SAI VE SADE INDIA NU JITAYI ..... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
world cup final today ..
no matter who wins
but the world cup title remains in indian sub continent ..
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« on: April 01, 2011, 02:12:54 AM »
we heartly welcomes new financial year 2011-12
may dis year brings more profits to r balance sheet :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: April 01, 2011, 01:18:53 AM »
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time . Men
cannot watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops
the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk overthe phone or
cook.
LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages . Her brain sets up. But cannot
find the solutions to problems.
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old
boy.
ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process . So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She
cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately
his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and
speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as women take a long
time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind
stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the
driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next
to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily .
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily
caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face .
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
the lights or cover your/her face with blanket..
PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and
then finds the solution one by one.
You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb
him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify
the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything
to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the
problem being solved or not.
WANTS
Men want STATUS, SUCCESS , solutions, big process... etc
Women want RELATIONSHIP , friends, family...etc. ..
UNHAPPY
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on
work.
If menare unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the
relations..
MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can
leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes
back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space
of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job,( One alcohol bottle is enough
for them - Optional )
Women want everything in life.
SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.
Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot with out thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: March 30, 2011, 06:09:14 AM »
:comeon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: main chlya match dekhan nu :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
sai ve sade india nu jitayi :comeon: :comeon:
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« on: March 30, 2011, 05:35:38 AM »
31 march a gi mitro theke tut gye ne ....
de3kho kida saare shraabi botlan lain nu tut paye ne ... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 29, 2011, 04:48:45 AM »
boy : how many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
boy: u can eat only 1 aplle empty stomach ..becoz when u eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach ....
girl super joke yaar i will teel my friends ...
d next day
girl to her firend : how many apples u can eat empty stomach ...
friend : i can eat 5.......
girl : hatt yaar ;;;
3 bolta to mast joke sunati .................. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 28, 2011, 09:07:51 AM »
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਅਸੀ ਲਾਇਕ ਨੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਦੇ..
ਤਾਂਹਿਓ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਪਾਸਿਓ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਨਕਾਰੀ ਦੇ..
ਸਾਡੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਬਦਨਾਮੀ ਦਾ ਕਾਰਣ ਬਣੀ.
ਤਾਂਹਿਓ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਰ ਹਰ ਇਲਜਾਮ ਧੌਖੇਦਾਰੀ ਦੇ…
ਇਕਲੇ ਆਏ.. ਇਕਲੇ ਜਾਣਾ ਹੁਣ ਏ ਸੌਚ ਕੇ ਪਲ ਗੁਜਾਰੀ ਦੇ…
ਕੁਝ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਚੁਕੇ.. ਕੁਝ ਛੱਡਣ ਦੀ ਵਿਚ ਤਿਆਰੀ ਦੇ… =((=((
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« on: March 28, 2011, 06:29:56 AM »
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« on: March 28, 2011, 06:13:15 AM »
If Roses grow in Heaven,
Lord please pick a bunch for me,
Place them in my Mother's arms
and tell her they're from me.
Tell her I love her and miss her,
and when she turns to smile,
place a kiss upon her cheek
and hold her for awhile.
Because remembering her is easy,
I do it every day,
but there's an ache within my heart
that will never go away.
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