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« on: April 20, 2011, 12:25:53 AM »
ਉਸ ਕਮਲੀ ਨੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ ਕੀ ਪਸੰਦ ਹੈ ਮੈਨੂੰ,,,???
ਮੈਂ ਸੋਚਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਬਸ ਇਸ ਕਰਕੇ,,
ਕਿ ਖੁਦ ਜਵਾਬ ਹੋਕੇ ਉਸਨੇ ਸਵਾਲ ਕਿਉਂ ਕੀਤਾ ......!!!!!! :love: :love: :love:
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« on: April 19, 2011, 12:45:22 AM »
Wheat crop in over 8,000 acres of land in Moga and Kapurthala districts in Punjab is feared to have been damaged by rain and hailstorm. "As per our preliminary reports, the extent of wheat damage due to rains and hailstorm ranges from 10 to 35 per cent at scattered places in Moga district," an official of Punjab Agriculture Department said. "Maximum yield loss of 30-35 per cent is expected to be in Talwandi and Rouli areas of Moga where hailstorm and rains lashed yesterday," he said. Moga observed 38 mm of rainfall, maximum across the state yesterday. Area under wheat in Moga stands at 1.75 lakh hectares. Commissioner Ferozepur Division Ravinder Singh has ordered revenue assessment 'Girdawari' of damaged wheat and other crops in Moga district. A report from Kapurthala said rain and hailstorm caused damaged wheat crop more than 4,000 acres of land in villages Ahlikhurd and Ahlikalan. Ahilkhurd Sarpanch Harbans Singh said their wheat crop was completely damaged by rain and hailstorm. Punjab Finance Minister Upinderjit Kaur after visiting the affected fields ordered revenue assessment to provide compensation to farmers. Another report from Gurdaspur said about 5,000 quintals of wheat lying in the open got damaged in Dina Nagar, Dhariwal and Pathankot. Farmers accused procurement agencies of not lifting crop in Gurdaspur as crop got soaked with the untimely rain. However, rain and hailstorm lashed at other places of the state as well, causing flattening of crop but the quantum of damage has not been that much significant, an official said. With over 90 per cent of wheat crop yet to be harvested in both states, wheat experts have asked farmers to wait for two to three days more before setting out for harvesting. "Rain at this stage in not required at all when wheat crop is almost ready for harvesting...inclement weather can cause grain shattering which will in turn affect wheat yield," a senior official of Punjab Agriculture Department said. Rain accompanied by hailstorms lashed at various parts of Punjab and Haryana in past two days including Moga, Phillaur, Samrala, Ludhiana in Punjab and Mahendragarh, Jind and Sonepat in Haryana. "This rain will further delay the harvesting of crop," the official said. In February this year, rain and hailstorm hit the wheat crop at various places in Punjab. Significantly, over 90 per cent of wheat is yet to be harvested in Punjab and Haryana, making the maximum crop vulnerable to vagaries of weather. Wheat harvesting in both states got delayed because of extended cold conditions this year. Punjab, known as food bowl of the country is expecting to contribute 110 lakh tonne of wheat to the central pool, while Haryana expects 65 lakh tonne of crop. Before rain and hailstorm, Punjab was anticipating 157 lakh tonne of wheat output, 4 per cent more than last year's production. Asking wheat growers not to rush for crop harvesting, Punjab Agricultural University (PAU) farm scientists said, "Farmers should wait for 2 to 3 days more for harvesting as threat of rains and hailstorms still loom large, otherwise damage to crop could be more," PAU Wheat section Incharge Indu Sharma said. "After rain, farmers wait for another day for drying the crop in sunshine (to bring down the moisture content to specifications)," she said
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« on: April 16, 2011, 11:08:26 AM »
SANDHU SITTING IN TRAIN ASKS OUTSIDE : YEH KON SA STATION HAI ?/
GALIB ON PLATFORM : ANNA HAI HARAAM DIYA ...AAP BAHAR AAKE VEKH LEY ... :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
SANDHU .....CHALO BAHI UTRO ,,,PUNJAB A GYA ... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 16, 2011, 11:00:36 AM »
SANDHU KUDI DEKHAN GYA ,...
THODI DER CHUP BATHNE KEE BAAD SANDHU BOLA ;;;
ENGLISH CHLEGI NAAH :love: :love: :love:
LADKI SHARMAATE HUYE : SODA SAATH ME HO TO DESI BHI CHALEGI :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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« on: April 16, 2011, 10:55:23 AM »
GF ; JAB TUMHE MERI YAAD AATI HAI TO TUM KYA KRTE HO
SANDHU : MAIN TUMHARI FAV ICECREAM KHA LETA HO AUR TUM
GF : MAIN APNE KUTTE KE SATH KEHL LAINTI HOON ,,,,, :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 16, 2011, 10:53:02 AM »
sandhu and his gf in KFC
SANDHU : kya khaogi jaan
girl : veerji smose mangwa lawo ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hor fasa pendhu kudi ,,, :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D:
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« on: April 15, 2011, 02:17:07 PM »
meri har gal usnu buri lagdi wa pata ni kyu
main ehna usda krda usnu pher vi smj nahi aunda ,,pata ni kyu
har vele us khush rakhda wa ,,par oh pher vi nhi hasdi pata nhi kyu
eda lagda jiwe hje vi paraya wa main us layi ,,pata nhi kyu
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« on: April 15, 2011, 12:53:07 AM »
asi apniya to kado .paraye ho gye ..sanu pata vi laga
sade hasde chehre .kado ruswaye ho gye sanu pata vi nahi lagga
asi ehne nende aake ..anjanne ho gye sanu pata vi nahi lagga
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« on: April 15, 2011, 12:41:22 AM »
eh duniya matlab di sohniya koi na kise da beli
har kam wch faida labhde ne ,,,
na dekh kise nu jarde ne ...
ethe koi na kise da beli ....
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« on: April 14, 2011, 11:26:20 AM »
apni pj di fragnance ,,mehak da name muskaan wadiya lagda ja mehka grewal ??/ :rockon: :rockon:
apne anmule vichaar pesh karo ji
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« on: April 13, 2011, 02:50:55 PM »
bai eh nakhro kidr gyi ,,,,,pichle kayi dina to oh laapatah wa
main thane report likha ke aya ,,ki je kise nu mile ,,,,,,ta cheti to cheti ,,bhejan di
khechal naah karioyo ,,apne kol hi rakh liyo :laugh: :laugh:
waise kise nu pata ,,nakhro kidr gyi ,,,muskaan ,,ne 3 din hoge usde viyog ch roti nhi khadi ,,,
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« on: April 13, 2011, 04:18:51 AM »
sade naalo jade oh lokan di fikar krde ne
ki kehnge loki ,,bas ehna gallan to darde ne ...
.pata ni sayed uhna nu pyar nahi mere naal ..
ja pher awe hi bhaaane gaharde ne ....
chl chd dila koi gal nahi ,,es bhaaane sanu oh yaad ta krde ne ,,,
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« on: April 12, 2011, 01:02:46 PM »
kehde jisda koi nahi hunda usda rab hunda
par je ohi rab hi dushman ban jawe pher banda ki kare ?????
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« on: April 12, 2011, 10:40:10 AM »
asi sab nu dasde firde a..
ke kina changa yaar mera..
loka laye aunda e saal pichon..
oh roj bane tauhaar mera..
ajje yaad karenda sham-subah...
jis din oh bhulu vekhan ge...
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« on: April 10, 2011, 04:27:19 PM »
tainu dekhke udaas mere to dekh nahi hona
hogi howe koi khata ,,maaf kariyo hazoor ,,,
tainu kiha c na ,,je tu eda hi rawauna ,,
main hun mudke nahi auna ,,,
mudke nhi auna ,,,,,, ,,,,, :sad: :sad: :sad:
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« on: April 08, 2011, 08:23:19 PM »
:D: :D: STILL DERE IS NO SWEARING ALLOWED IN PJ
BUT Even our calender says ...waheguru after saturday ,sunday and monday :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 08, 2011, 08:11:13 PM »
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb :thaa: :thaa:
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« on: April 08, 2011, 07:59:11 PM »
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter
✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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« on: April 08, 2011, 12:13:43 PM »
Anna hazare a socail worker sits on marn wart ..
he is demanding amendments in lok pal bill
takki sab corrupt politicians ,supreme court judges ,even prime minister should come under d axe of law directly ...
earlier their is need of speacial resolution in lok sabha to arrest or to mark a charge againest any cabinet minister in india ...
hats off to anna hazare :dumlak: :dumlak: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: April 08, 2011, 11:56:18 AM »
MITAR PYARIO ATE SHALEIO
...!! krna sirf enna aa k harek bande ne adhi famous kahawat ya saying likhi aa te nxt bande ne oh poori krni hai
PUNAJBI KAHWATA LIKHO JI ETHE .... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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