Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.

Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

Bhool to jaata tumhe,magar bhulaaya nahin hai...
Hamne waadon se apna,daaman chuddayaa nahin hai...

Juda to ho gaye ham magar,milne ki tamanna baki hai..
Isseliye to kisi aur se, mene Dil lagaaya nahin hai..

Raat aur Din humne kya kiya
Bas tujhe hi yaad kiya

Tera naam lekar ke
Subh se Shaam kiya.

Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le,
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,

Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.

Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyaar hoga,

Guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
Kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.

Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.
Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey! Is that you? Come on over here a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car.
Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me is doing basically the same work?"
Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man.
Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?"
The doctor turned to him and said, "Well there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news", said the man.
"Well," said the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to cut both your legs off."
"Oh my god," said the man, "What the hell is the good news?"
"The good news is," said the doctor, "see that man over there, he wants to buy your shoes."

A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr. D Costa and said groaning, "Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold? It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days."
Having never read about any confirmed cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised after much initial hesitation, "You may do one thing. Take a hot bath and stand beneath a fan."
"Stand beneath a fan!" perplexed by the strange instruction, the patient asked, "Will your method cure me, doctor?"
"I can?t say so for sure," replied Dr. D Costa, with his spectacles resting on his nose, "but if you do as directed, you are certain to get pneumonia which I can cure for sure!"

Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6ft 5 went to his local Doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise me, and I mean it - not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient. And you're a mighty big fella for anyone to be laughing at!"

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest peni$ the doctor had seen in all his years. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it absolutely will not happen again. Ever. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen!"