Joey decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Joey was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Joey had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.

Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Joey, are you there? It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried Joey called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"

A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games...."

Teri Pyar ne diya sukoon itna
ki tere baad koi accha na lage.

Tujhe karni hai bewafaai,to is adaa se kar,
ki tere baad koi bewafa na lage.

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har ssans ki sath tujhe yaad karta hain koi,

maut to sacchai hain aani hai,
lekin teri judaai main har roz marta hai koi....!!!

Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak jism mein hai jaan,
Meri har saans pyar nibhati rahengi.

Yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi jatane ki,
dil par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki.

Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte,
kyun k yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki.

Boond boond se hai sagar ki geheraai,
Iss ki har ek boond mujh mein hai samaai.

Koi maange to ek boond bhi na de sakenge,
Kyunki har ek boond mein aapki *MOHABBAT* hai samaai.

Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote,

Dosti se bada to pyaar ka rista hota hai,
Kyonki sachha pyaar karne wale kabhi bewafa nahi hote.

Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,

Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.