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7921
« on: September 27, 2009, 06:27:31 PM »
Happy birthday
May god bless you with happiness and success all the year round
keep smiling and dont let anyone put you down..
and ya
heres your cake socca gal
7922
« on: September 26, 2009, 06:12:49 PM »
sahi keha mann sahib and gs veer ji
Ajj kal de naujawana nu nasheya to behl mile tanhi aa.ajj mummy ji aye india to oh v ehi dasde si punjab nu ta nasheya ne dob dita,light hundi nahi..
7923
« on: September 25, 2009, 09:06:45 PM »
Yeah .. awesome... Buy 8.99$ fresh CRAP 
7924
« on: September 25, 2009, 09:25:43 AM »
wadia ji bahut sahi keha
7925
« on: September 25, 2009, 06:01:54 AM »
Dear Minister,
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date? For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver’s license, on the last eight passports I’ve ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I’ve filled out every 5 years since 1966.
Also, would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Audrey, my Father’s name is Jack, and I’d be absolutely f***ing astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!…
SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I’ve had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f***ing address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arse-holes working there!
And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can’t even grow a beard for God’s sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe me, I sure as hell would not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another f***ing copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. That’d be too f***ing easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our f***ing heads cut off, and then having to find some high society wanker to confirm that it’s really me in the god-damn photo! You know the photo…the one where we’re not allowed to smile? …You f***ing morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S.: Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-society to confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances.
I’m also a personal friend of the president of the RSL. And Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone “important” to verify who I am; You know… someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN F***ING PAKISTAN!!!…A country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the “right sort of government.”
You are all f***ing idiots.
7926
« on: September 25, 2009, 01:02:52 AM »
Sat shri akal
apa sare kehnde aa apa Punjabi aa mann karde aa pane utte haina..?
eh bhul jande aa ki apa punjabi ik upjau jameen de malak haan.. te punjab ann data keha janda si kise tim, isnu sadi sarkaar te isde bandeya ne hi kha leya..
farmers ta hun rahe hi kithe aa bhaie kheti karde aa ,punjabi apne jameena bech ke bahar nathe aa..jehra gareeb aa o gareeb hoi janda te jehra ameer a oh ameer hoi janda..
Badal galla marda si eh kita oh kita.. 300 crore rupeya osne Anandpur sahab laya theek kita par osne goverment to 1000 crore to uppar leke apnia jeba bharia oh kise ne nahi dekhya huna cuz asi ande aa...ik bhalai dekh ke galtia bhul jande aa..ithe apa galla karde aa samne jaake koi nahi kharda..badal savere uthde saar 2 Gole khanda ( bhang de - Mirjuana) dujeya nu nasha shadan nu kehnda. this is bullshyt .
7927
« on: September 25, 2009, 12:57:22 AM »
personally i dont like her
but thats good to see punjabis doing good job in the field of name and fame.. congrats
7928
« on: September 24, 2009, 09:55:38 PM »
[thats is realy sad
these people have nothing called mercy in them or what ..
may she rest in peace and may god give strength to her daughter.
Look after her Tanzie
7929
« on: September 24, 2009, 02:26:42 AM »
Anyone who loves Africa: WALKMAN  Transport system  TAXI SERVICE  Even if the road is made , we cannot cut the electricity  This month has something special  Hot Water System  Closed ? 
7930
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:48:43 AM »
Debi Makhsoospuri ji di likhi hoyi aa eh lines. awesome aa
7931
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:47:21 AM »
awesome
aksar lok dosti nu pyar samjh lende aa
is wich nuksan hunda .pyar labhde apa dost guya lende a
7932
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:43:24 AM »
amli veere ki ho gaya bade dukhi ho gaye ? haha fees le layi advance ch hi haye rabba chalo koi na Metro Manual sorry matrimonial ch dubara apeal karo
7933
« on: September 20, 2009, 10:26:35 PM »
Equipped with an environmentally friendly electric motor, the driving position in this single-seat concept offers a new feeling of freedom, thanks to its panoramic vision, voice-message driving assistance and a heads-up display system that gives all the information required for travelling in complete safety. This concept car combines the sensations of a 3-wheeled scooter with the driving pleasure of a saloon car, while retaining all the essential functions of both modes of transport… and while adding a silent environment. As you would expect, being accessible, solid and extremely simply designed, the Peugeot RD concept car fits perfectly with the complicated mobility constraints you would encounter in a megalopolis of the future.      
7934
« on: September 20, 2009, 10:18:53 PM »
cars
7935
« on: September 20, 2009, 10:17:45 PM »
i had in my past
thats nice. and yeah you have to belive
thats what love is.
if you cant trust someone from distance you cannot trust them at all.
7936
« on: September 20, 2009, 10:16:27 PM »
Congrats mann sahib
and GS veere i agree with you. he has been posting stuff thats a real good thing
god bless you all
7937
« on: September 17, 2009, 08:52:03 PM »
This Espace came on the scene in 1994, celebrating ten years of partnership between Renault and Matra with ten cylinders for birthday candles. To make the Espace F1, Matra used 1994 world champions Williams Renaults power train unit. This engine was fitted centrally in the Espace without changing the model. To do so, they took an Espace off the assembly-line, cut out its floor pan to replace it with a carbon body structure harbouring the 820 hp V10, sequential box and automatic attitude control. With a special front end, ad hoc brakes and aerodynamic appendices to prevent it from flying away, it could get up to 300 kph!
7938
« on: September 17, 2009, 04:08:45 AM »
sab kehnde ne oh badal gaye o bewafa ne
sun teera kaljeo nikal gaye ke o bewafa ne..
7939
« on: September 17, 2009, 04:04:22 AM »
i am :)
7940
« on: September 16, 2009, 07:20:58 AM »
well mera room ta saaf kade hunda nahi u can see stuff al over i put these set of drawers on each other cuz as u see my parfumes there. nahi ta meri bhatiji isha chuk chuk ke thalle maardi a je tutt jave ta mera nuksaan kaafi ho jave hehe safety first
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