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“Nothing bad can happen to us if we’re on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it.”
-Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a flight

“Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job.”
-Yaseer Hameed

“To Sachin, the man we all want to be”
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially for Sachin

“Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives”
-BBC on Sachin

-But the finest compliment must be that bookmakers would not fix the odds – or a game – until Tendulkar was out.

“Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?”
-Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq when the latter dropped Sachin’s catch during the India Pakistan match in the 2003 World Cup.

“Sachin is a genius. I’m a mere mortal.”
-Brian Charles Lara

“We did not lose to a team called India…we lost to a man called Sachin”
-Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

“The more I see of him the more confused I’m getting to which is his best knock.”
-M. L. Jaisimha

“The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -all make for a one-in-a-billion individual”
-Glenn McGrath

“I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play.”
-Anjali, Sachin’s Wife


“I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA”
-MATHEW HAYDEN - I feel this is one of the best SACHIN QUOTE

“Even my father’s name is Sachin Tendulkar.”
-Tendulkar’s daughter, Sara, tells her class her father’s name after the teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai.

“I am fortunate that I’ve to bowl at him only in the nets!”
-ANIL KUMBLE

Question: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.  Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!
-A quote of Shahrukh Khan from one of his interviews

“India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte..”
-Navjot Singh Sidhu

“He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also .”
-Waqar Younis

“I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE SACHIN “
-Displayed on a banner at a cricket ground

“Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the world. “
- Allan Donald

“I was bowling to Sachin and he hit me for two fours in a row. One from point and the other in between point and gully. That was the last two balls of the over and the over after that we (SA) took a wicket and during the group meeting i told Jonty (Rhodes) to be alert and i know a way to pin Sachin. And i delivered the first ball of my next over and it was a fuller length delevery outside offstump. And i shouted catch. To my astonishment the ball was hit to the cover boundary. Such was the brilliance of Sachin. His reflex time is the best i have ever seen. Its like 1/20th of a sec. To get his wicket better not prepare. Atleast u wont regret if he hits you for boundaries.”
-From Allan Donald’s interview in Cricket Talk.

“On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations. The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century. This Genius can stop time in India!!”
- Peter Rebouck – Aussie Journalist

“Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to politics. It’s clear discrimination.”
-NKP Salve, former Union Minister. This was when he was accused of ball tempering.

“There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others.”
-Andy Flower

“I think he will fit in whatever category of cricket that has been played.. He can play in any era and at any level. I would say he is 99.5 % perfect.”
-Vivan Richards

“Commit all your crimes when Sachin is batting, they will go unnoticed, bcouz even Lord is busy watching him play”
-A banner in Sydney by the Australian fans

Jatti trying to make an excuse for not going to gym

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mai dost da pc apne tv naal laya dekho jara upar :p cpu kithe rakheya aa haha

Looks like SUV man

not good enough

You wana see a Swift ?

look at this

Mods list
Exterior:
JDM Black Chrome Head Lamp
Swift Sport OEM Tail Lamp
Swift Sport OEM Emblem
Carbon Engine Hood
OEM Wing Carbon
Hid Xenon Type R Motorize 3300K (Head Lights)
Hid Xenon Type R 6000k (Fog Lamp)
Sticker OEM Built Up
Short Antena Tomoki
Suzuki Sport Bolt Plate Number
Suzuki Sport Grill
Billion Air Duck
Custom Add-On Carbon
Custom Diffuser Carbon
Custom Sticker Sun Line Racing


Interior:
Suzuki Sport Quick Shift
Suzuki Sport Shift Knob
Suzuki Sport Pedal Set
Suzuki Sport Engine Start
OEM Switch ESP
OEM Switch Headlamp Leveling
HKS Turbo Timer 35th Anniversary Edition Type-0
Pivot Racing Monitor
Defi Boost Meter
Defi Oil Temp
Defi Exhaust Temp
Defi Link
Bride Pros Bucked
Takata Seat Belt 4 Point
Rel Sparco + Bracked
Steering Wheel Nardi Deep Corn 330mm
Bosskit HKB
Roll Cage Seamless
Plafon Sued Amara
Pilar A,B,dan C Sued Amara
Shift Boot Sued Amara
Hand Brake Sued Amara
Door Trim Sued Amara
Karpet Dasar Lapis Merah
Panel Door Trim Carbon Merah
Panel AC Carbon Merah
Panel Swich AC Carbon Merah
Panel Gear Carbon Merah
Panel Dudukan Defi Carbon
Fire Stop


Engine:
HKS Turbo Kit Bolt-on
HKS Manifold
HKS Intercooler
HKS Piping Bolt on For Swift
HKS Blow off SSQV
HKS Plug
HKS Circle Earth
HKS Filter Anniversary Series
HKS Silicone Horse
Oil Cooler Permacool
Extra Injektor
Porting N Polish
Exedy Clutch Zc
Over Size Piping Manifold
Custom Center Pipe Kansai
Muffler Kakimoto GT-Box 06&S Titanium Tip
Suzuki Sport Oil Cap
Suzuki Sport Radiator Cap
Suzuki Sport Bolt Plate
Suzuki Sport Engine Cover
Suzuki Sport Plug Wires
Braided Horse + Fitting
Custom Allumunium Box for Intake
Custom Alumunium Engine
Billion Air Funnel
Billion Radiator Hose
Billion Air Duct Carbon
Dastek type Q+
Dastek Turbo Module


Foot Work:
Volk Rays Ce-28 16x7 off +42
Advan Neova AD07 205/50/R16
Suzuki Sport Lug nut
Willwood Caliper 4 Pot
Willwood Rotor 309mm
Willwood Brake Line
Willwood Brake Fuild
Custom Braked for Swift
HKS Hipermax V Compact
Cusco Front Strutbar
Cusco Rear Sturbar
Cusco Under Brace Sturbar

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Tenu changa lage pyar kise hor da

Tenu fikar na faaka mere ron da..

Falak-soniye (OFFICIAL VIDEO) HD

Police naalo better ah  :happy:

Nope that's not what it is...I have to reveal my secret now...Oh good Lord!!!
he is like my imaginary protector...when I feel like beating somebody up...I just go watch his movie...I feel satisfied...I share very weird relationship with him :hehe: i dont feel this for any other deol i.e. bobby deol....its just something about him :wink:

WOW :pagel:

now stop calling me racist :hehe:

Racist , why not Khali

:happy:

jk jk am just teasing you