seriously people sometimes are so stupid!

How do these people survive?
 
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at  work was seen putting a credit card into her  floppy drive and pulling it out very  quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently  saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her  car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.  As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!
 
FIVE
Several years  ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother  calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if  she needs to take her kid to the emergency room,  the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

Cadillac Cien

The Cien's low, sleek appearance, inspired by the latest F-22 Stealth fighter aircraft, has produced a

different look and proportion for Cadillac. It further demonstrates the reach of the brand's identity

Cadillac Cien's 7.5-liter, V12 powerplant, which is visible through a clear window in the decklid, is a new

concept engine from GM Powertrain named the Northstar XV12. The all-aluminum, dual overhead cam (DOHC)

four-valve V12 engine generates 750 horsepower and 450 lb.-ft. of torque, yet it meets the packaging

requirements and fuel economy standards of a V8.












The Northstar XV12 concept engine features several technological advancements over today's V8 engines,

including: GM's Displacement on Demand technology, which allows the engine to run seamlessly on six cylinders

at times to maximize fuel savings; direct injection gasoline combustion system for increased engine power,

improved fuel economy and reduced emissions; and a combined starter generator.

The Cien is fitted with a semi-automatic transmission, controlled by Formula 1-inspired column-mounted

electronic paddles.

sahi gal kiti bahut

dont worry kuch ni hona tanzie :)
meri goodwishes hamesha tere naal si te hegia.
god bless you

A broken heart
re-writed.
I don't miss you.
I don't think of you.
I never ever wanna hear your voice again.
I never ever will talk to you again.
I will never let u in my thoughts
Im not crying
Im not dying
Cos Im a survivor

copyrighted Mano.
ci

Very good,thats what everyone should be like.

" Nobody deserves your tears, whoever deserves them, will never make you cry"

thanks for liking it guys

Lamborghini Alcaldes Concept: Round 2



We saw the interesting Lamborghini Alcalde concept back in September, and now it’s

time to feast upon new renderings of the concept from designer Aron Mihai. Design

inspiration from the concept comes from paper folding technique, where one hand

converts a two dimensional space into three dimensions, while the other hand ensures

stiffness in the direction of the folds. And the designer has been able to do that,

while keeping on with the design language of Lamborghini.








Aron sees the car being placed between the Gallardo and Murcielago, and getting its

power from a V10. Top speed for the concept would be 313 kmph, all that of course

depends on the car ever being built. The concept’s name follows Lamborghini’s

tradition and is named after a famous corrida bull. Checkout the new renderings of

the concept.

Do you know the relation between two eyes?

They never see each other.......... BUT


They blink together



They move together



They cry together



They see things together



They sleep together



They share a very deep bonded relationship



However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.



Moral of the story:







Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!

haha