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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:20:53 AM »
smart programmer haha he had his revenge frm project manager too
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mera bike si india ch
| sholay funny scene (mausiji) | |
Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par
pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye
to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari
sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa. :mean:
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa? :lost:
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj
roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai
bechaaraa? :dnk:
Mausi : haar jaata hai? :lost:
Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ? X_X
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai? :lost:
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir,
achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa
kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh? :dnk:
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi 8->
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki
aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak ? :lost:
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar
jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi
Mausi : Haye haye, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi to kya kisi gaane-waali ke
ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai? :lost:
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan. :mean:
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai? :lost:
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de
denge. /:)
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
: Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.... :wait:
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo? :waitin:
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega? X_X
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Fun Time / Re: Most Romantic Dialouges
« on: November 13, 2009, 06:00:20 PM »
dil chahta hai nahi dekhi veere oh my god! dekheo yaar bahut wadia movie aa its worth watching ive watched it 5-6 times already!
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Fun Time / Re: Most Romantic Dialouges
« on: November 13, 2009, 05:32:19 PM »
Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!! :hehe:
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!! :hehe:
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PJ Games / Re: Competition - Best Personal Story
« on: November 13, 2009, 05:28:18 PM »
Sat shri akal , Salaam te Namaskar sareya nu
Tusi sare menu jande hi hone aa well mei tuhade naal apni kahani share karda ki mai ithe tak kive pahuncheya
Mei Rahul , India to 4 ku saal pehla Australia aya si student Visa te. Mei ithe ik sade bhaji hona naal rehnda si. Ithe aake khana banauna wagera sab aap sikh leya. Fer aundi aa gal job di, Mei ithe aake sab to pehla car wash ch kamm kita about 4 months. Pehla car wash kita 1.5 ku months fer manager ne menu othe da supervisor bana dita, fer os wele menu petrol station te job mil gayi ( ithe gore ap petrol pande aa) as customer care. Mei othe 2.5 saal kamm kita , pehla othe mai ik employee hi si fer mei uthe assitant manager bann gaya si. Mei hafte ch 80+ hours kam karda si ,3 din baad sounda hunda si, pehla pump te car wash both karda si , din wele car wash te raat wele pump te , jad pump to mukna fer car wash te ajana, te car wash to mukna te pump te ajana.te 3 din study karke sida pump te chal janda si.Khaan peen da kuch hisab nahi si hunda.
Mei shayad ise karke daru cigreete wagera koi cheeza wal nahi hoya.
Mei pichle saal march ch study khatam karke ithe di permanent residency pa diti si te is saal january ch mei Aus da Permanent resident ho gaya si.
Pump di job mai chadd diti si kyunki oh fer kise hor ne le leya si, mei fir is Multi national company ch job apply kiti , te bass rab ne oh arzi vi manzoor kar diti, te hun 1.5 ku saal to ithe kam karda peya.
ah meri life story aa.
hope tuhanu kise nu jada bore ni kita hona :)
je kita ta am sorry
But mei competition layi nahi likheya kuch , i dnt wana be in there. jst share kiti aa
Tusi sare menu jande hi hone aa well mei tuhade naal apni kahani share karda ki mai ithe tak kive pahuncheya
Mei Rahul , India to 4 ku saal pehla Australia aya si student Visa te. Mei ithe ik sade bhaji hona naal rehnda si. Ithe aake khana banauna wagera sab aap sikh leya. Fer aundi aa gal job di, Mei ithe aake sab to pehla car wash ch kamm kita about 4 months. Pehla car wash kita 1.5 ku months fer manager ne menu othe da supervisor bana dita, fer os wele menu petrol station te job mil gayi ( ithe gore ap petrol pande aa) as customer care. Mei othe 2.5 saal kamm kita , pehla othe mai ik employee hi si fer mei uthe assitant manager bann gaya si. Mei hafte ch 80+ hours kam karda si ,3 din baad sounda hunda si, pehla pump te car wash both karda si , din wele car wash te raat wele pump te , jad pump to mukna fer car wash te ajana, te car wash to mukna te pump te ajana.te 3 din study karke sida pump te chal janda si.Khaan peen da kuch hisab nahi si hunda.
Mei shayad ise karke daru cigreete wagera koi cheeza wal nahi hoya.
Mei pichle saal march ch study khatam karke ithe di permanent residency pa diti si te is saal january ch mei Aus da Permanent resident ho gaya si.
Pump di job mai chadd diti si kyunki oh fer kise hor ne le leya si, mei fir is Multi national company ch job apply kiti , te bass rab ne oh arzi vi manzoor kar diti, te hun 1.5 ku saal to ithe kam karda peya.
ah meri life story aa.
hope tuhanu kise nu jada bore ni kita hona :)
je kita ta am sorry
But mei competition layi nahi likheya kuch , i dnt wana be in there. jst share kiti aa
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Fun Time / Re: Most Romantic Dialouges
« on: November 13, 2009, 05:13:44 PM »
Veer Zaara
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade to bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shaks hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade to bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shaks hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Car Accident
« on: November 13, 2009, 05:06:20 PM »
haha
ive read that before
smart lady aye!
ive read that before
smart lady aye!