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7421
« on: November 16, 2009, 06:46:48 AM »
looks beautiful
7422
« on: November 16, 2009, 06:45:55 AM »
:angr: mein vechar ni..vechara to oh hunda jihde ma peo na hoon....mere taan dono haige
veere nahi nahi oh vichara to bhaav hunda aa ki jis waaste sympathy hove mann ch. like poor boy bichara munda
7423
« on: November 16, 2009, 06:18:27 AM »
7424
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:56:26 AM »
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.
Love,
Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
Moral of the story:
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude
7425
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:36:55 AM »
CRYSIS WARHEAD Crysis Warhead, like the original, Crysis, is based in a future where an ancient alien spacecraft has been discovered beneath the Earth on an island east of the Philippines. The single-player campaign has the player assume the role of (Former SAS) Delta Force operator Sergeant Michael Sykes, referred to in-game by his call sign, Psycho. Psycho's arsenal of futuristic weapons builds on those showcased in Crysis, with the introduction of Mini-SMGs which can be dual-wielded, and the Plasma Accumulator Cannon (PAX). The highly versatile "Nano Suit" returns. In Crysis Warhead, the player fights North Korean and extraterrestrial enemies, in many different locations, such as a tropical island jungle, inside an "Ice Sphere", an underground mining complex, which is followed by a convoy train transporting an unknown alien object held by the North Koreans, and finally, to the airfield where the game ends with Psycho recovering the alien object. Like Crysis, Warhead uses Microsoft's new API, Direct3D 10 (DirectX 10) for graphics rendering. Crytek have also recently added a Crysis Wars mod for the Sandbox 2 editor, the same tool that Crytek used to create the game.   ]    
7426
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:19:30 AM »
Divinity 2: Ego Draconis The story of Divinity 2: Ego Draconis takes place in Rivellon, a magical and timeless world populated by humans and fantastic creatures. Once beautiful, Rivellon is now shattered by the apocalyptic wars of the past. The war seemed to be over, but the peace was deceptive. Players begin as a Dragon Slayer, hunters who travel the countryside, determined to rid their lands of dragons.      Platform: Microsoft Windows , X box 360 Genre: RPG
7427
« on: November 16, 2009, 04:09:38 AM »
Dragon Rising : Operation Flashpoint Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising is a first person tactical military game for PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 developed by British game developer Codemasters. Codemasters have advertised the game as a tactical shooter designed to realistically represent modern infantry combat Minimum Recommended Operating System Windows XP SP2 or later CPU Dual Core 2 x 2.4 GHz Quad Core Memory 1 GB 2 GB Hard Drive Space 8 GB of free space Graphics Hardware GeForce 7600 GT(256mb) GeForce 8800 GT / 512 MB VRAM or higher), DirectX 9.0c      
7428
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:19:22 AM »
hahahhhahha your funny bro punjabi and nordic best way is to find a girl in over ther who speaks punjabi too 
7429
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:04:02 AM »
hahah ise karke mei USA to nahi aa hehehe
Asi desi hi theek aa veere
I had alot of food when i went to india
i didnt call highways a freeway
i drank water from handpump :)
yaar itho hi gaye aa. waise funny facts
7430
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:29:31 AM »
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
7431
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:20:41 AM »
jo hona oh ho jana tusi sare ami fikar karke kahnu mari jande aa before the real end!
7432
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:17:24 AM »
nice work belmont veere
7433
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:14:06 AM »
Why the frequency / number of flights decreased at Amritsar Airport?
7434
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:06:22 AM »
very nice yanken ji :)
7435
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:01:19 AM »
Next question is
What is the name of the Indian music director/owner who was shot dead ?
7436
« on: November 15, 2009, 06:36:25 AM »
dont thank me miss,youve been doing a good job so thats all for you
7437
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:28:26 AM »
very true veere
thats so sick!
I came here 4 years ago i had on my own and ielts wasnt any issue . par loki ida kyun karde aa just bahar aaun nu?
very wrong man.
I got PR in aus but all of my hardwork no one else's help.thanks for bringing it to the notice of others
7438
« on: November 15, 2009, 03:26:40 AM »
o M G!
7439
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:52:47 AM »
Reporters are strange ppz....they wud ask weird questions....like somone was shot and killed...Reporter asked his daughter so miss...... now as ur father hs been killed, how u feel?
if am around at that time ill defintely bash him up and will say " how u feel now ? "
7440
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:43:34 AM »
hahah ya i know
sunny deol pushes the whole big tata safari and pulls the whole deep handpump jeez
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