Call centre bloopers


Telesales agent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish Network Department, my name is Vince..... (sees that the number called by

customer is for a different client-- a DirecTV dealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number then?
Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV please dont go.... (puts the customer on hold, and then)... Thank you

for calling DirecTV Department, my name is Vince...
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours to verify your installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code? It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.
Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In California, a plane crashed into a customer's house, their dish was replaced, no

questions asked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and that, and you know, pretty much anything under the sun. Isn't that a

great offer?
Customer: What?
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Technical Agent: To help you out with your concern, ma'am, let me just pull out my tool here, ok? (referring

to a computer program used in call centers to address the customer's concerns)
Customer: Pull out your what now?
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Tech Support: Okay, Bob, just type P on your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do that.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to say "F***k you!" here...
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (z as in zebra)
Oh, Gebra! like the one in the Goo?!
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Tech support: We're going to perform a check disk to see if your hard drive has errors in it. Please type in

C-H-K-D-S-K.
Customer: What is that again?
Tech Support: C-H-K-D-S-K. .. that is... C as in Charlie... H as in Harley... K as in Karly.. D as in

Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as in Karly... got it?

hahaha...phir tan rahul ton kuj hor banna pena aa mitra

gaddi haina haha :lol:

ahhahah oh my god

This is very dangerous to upgrade a girlfriend to wife because the one and only drawback is you cannot degrade it  :hehe:

hahahah thats mean

its all right.

" Are ...Aise kaise paise maang reha hai.."

I said this to my gf
" Mei tuhanu bahut pyar karda aa te hamesha karanga,tusi menu pucheya si ki rahul chadd ke ta nahi jaonge, Mei osde jawab ch bas iko gal kahunga,mei kade kise nu chadd ke nahi gaya ta nah kadi jaunga..je koi gaya oh tusi hounge "

bole to apun ko apse love hogayela hai Suman ji

thanks
but when u talk about japan , first thing in my mind comes is CARS
all the jap specs.
mera naam je Skyline ya supra banda ta wadia hona si ehhe

Personal Comments
-Bad customer services
-Called international Airport.. But has only one Run way for all the international fight

eh ta hega hi hai
i think its more of a goverment issue, they charge about double than a flight at delhi, also the airport is still in building conditions.
Also the location is not realy good cuz it takes ages to bypass the traffic and roads are shyt as always