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Jokes Majaak / Re: math teacher............
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:18:53 PM »
hhaha real time example haha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The Shirt Pocket
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:14:33 PM »
hahah illusion is it

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Winning the Lottery
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:13:41 PM »
ahhahhahahahah

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Cars / Re: Car Advise for Kamlo
« on: December 19, 2009, 05:52:59 PM »
chalo ji hun te Kuri nu Doo pasand ageyann BMW and Acura... :happy:
hun ehna dona vicho dekhde kehri wali nu jeada vote peindiya :happy:
BMW ton yaad aeya,, edher ik desiya di BMW,, unha di gaddi plate#.... mein ne dasna,, bass mein te ehe kehna chounda kuri bahout sohni unha di :hehe:

create a voting thread bro :P

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Cars / Re: Car Advise for Kamlo
« on: December 19, 2009, 04:32:35 PM »
your welcome
hope that makes it easier for you to choose
Yes I think BMW, Audi are better amongst them and good for money too.

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Request / Re: Need Jelly Songs
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:18:36 AM »

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Request / Re: Need Jelly Songs
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:14:17 AM »

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Request / Re: Need Jelly Songs
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:02:44 AM »
wHY dNt U chK  OUt

djpreet.net


U JUSt Need to MAke AN AccONt. .fOR Free

veere
not even that i got a whole list of websites for downloading songs
but helping someone what they need is different thing

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Request / Re: Need Jelly Songs
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:55:18 AM »
Jelly Ikko tere warga

Jelly - Jitho langhida loki raah shad de

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Tech Lounge / 20 things you didn't know about Windows XP
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:43:43 AM »

1. It boasts how long it can stay up. Whereas previous versions of Windows were coy about how long they went between boots, XP is positively proud of its stamina. Go to the Command Prompt in the Accessories menu from the All Programs start button option, and then type 'systeminfo'. The computer will produce a lot of useful info, including the uptime. If you want to keep these, type 'systeminfo > info.txt'. This creates a file called info.txt you can look at later with Notepad. (Professional Edition only).

2. You can delete files immediately, without having them move to the Recycle Bin first. Go to the Start menu, select Run... and type 'gpedit.msc'; then select User Configuration, Administrative Templates, Windows Components, Windows Explorer and find the Do not move deleted files to the Recycle Bin setting. Set it. Poking around in gpedit will reveal a great many interface and system options, but take care -- some may stop your computer behaving as you wish. (Professional Edition only).

3. You can lock your XP workstation with two clicks of the mouse. Create a new shortcut on your desktop using a right mouse click, and enter 'rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation' in the location field. Give the shortcut a name you like. That's it -- just double click on it and your computer will be locked. And if that's not easy enough, Windows key + L will do the same.

4. XP hides some system software you might want to remove, such as Windows Messenger, but you can tickle it and make it disgorge everything. Using Notepad or Edit, edit the text file /windows/inf/sysoc.inf, search for the word 'hide' and remove it. You can then go to the Add or Remove Programs in the Control Panel, select Add/Remove Windows Components and there will be your prey, exposed and vulnerable.

5. For those skilled in the art of DOS batch files, XP has a number of interesting new commands. These include 'eventcreate' and 'eventtriggers' for creating and watching system events, 'typeperf' for monitoring performance of various subsystems, and 'schtasks' for handling scheduled tasks. As usual, typing the command name followed by /? will give a list of options -- they're all far too baroque to go into here.

6. XP has IP version 6 support -- the next generation of IP. Unfortunately this is more than your ISP has, so you can only experiment with this on your LAN. Type 'ipv6 install' into Run... (it's OK, it won't ruin your existing network setup) and then 'ipv6 /?' at the command line to find out more. If you don't know what IPv6 is, don't worry and don't bother.

7. You can at last get rid of tasks on the computer from the command line by using 'taskkill /pid' and the task number, or just 'tskill' and the process number. Find that out by typing 'tasklist', which will also tell you a lot about what's going on in your system.

8. XP will treat Zip files like folders, which is nice if you've got a fast machine. On slower machines, you can make XP leave zip files well alone by typing 'regsvr32 /u zipfldr.dll' at the command line. If you change your mind later, you can put things back as they were by typing 'regsvr32 zipfldr.dll'.

9. XP has ClearType -- Microsoft's anti-aliasing font display technology -- but doesn't have it enabled by default. It's well worth trying, especially if you were there for DOS and all those years of staring at a screen have given you the eyes of an astigmatic bat. To enable ClearType, right click on the desktop, select Properties, Appearance, Effects, select ClearType from the second drop-down menu and enable the selection. Expect best results on laptop displays. If you want to use ClearType on the Welcome login screen as well, set the registry entry HKEY_USERS/.DEFAULT/Control Panel/Desktop/FontSmoothingType to 2.

10. You can use Remote Assistance to help a friend who's using network address translation (NAT) on a home network, but not automatically. Get your pal to email you a Remote Assistance invitation and edit the file. Under the RCTICKET attribute will be a NAT IP address, like 192.168.1.10. Replace this with your chum's real IP address

11. You can run a program as a different user without logging out and back in again. Right click the icon, select Run As... and enter the user name and password you want to use. This only applies for that run. The trick is particularly useful if you need to have administrative permissions to install a program, which many require. Note that you can have some fun by running programs multiple times on the same system as different users, but this can have unforeseen effects.

12. Windows XP can be very insistent about you checking for auto updates, registering a Passport, using Windows Messenger and so on. After a while, the nagging goes away, but if you feel you might slip the bonds of sanity before that point, run Regedit, go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Software/Microsoft/Windows/Current Version/Explorer/Advanced and create a DWORD value called EnableBalloonTips with a value of 0.

13. You can start up without needing to enter a user name or password. Select Run... from the start menu and type 'control userpasswords2', which will open the user accounts application. On the Users tab, clear the box for Users Must Enter A User Name And Password To Use This Computer, and click on OK. An Automatically Log On dialog box will appear; enter the user name and password for the account you want to use.

14. Internet Explorer 6 will automatically delete temporary files, but only if you tell it to. Start the browser, select Tools / Internet Options... and Advanced, go down to the Security area and check the box to Empty Temporary Internet Files folder when browser is closed.

15. XP comes with a free Network Activity Light, just in case you can't see the LEDs twinkle on your network card. Right click on My Network Places on the desktop, then select Properties. Right click on the description for your LAN or dial-up connection, select Properties, then check the Show icon in notification area when connected box. You'll now see a tiny network icon on the right of your task bar that glimmers nicely during network traffic.

16. The Start Menu can be leisurely when it decides to appear, but you can speed things along by changing the registry entry HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Control Panel/Desktop/MenuShowDelay from the default 400 to something a little snappier. Like 0.

17. You can rename loads of files at once in Windows Explorer. Highlight a set of files in a window, then right click on one and rename it. All the other files will be renamed to that name, with individual numbers in brackets to distinguish them. Also, in a folder you can arrange icons in alphabetised groups by View, Arrange Icon By... Show In Groups.

18. Windows Media Player will display the cover art for albums as it plays the tracks -- if it found the picture on the Internet when you copied the tracks from the CD. If it didn't, or if you have lots of pre-WMP music files, you can put your own copy of the cover art in the same directory as the tracks. Just call it folder.jpg and Windows Media Player will pick it up and display it.

19. Windows key + Break brings up the System Properties dialogue box; Windows key + D brings up the desktop; Windows key + Tab moves through the taskbar buttons.

20. The next release of Windows XP, codenamed Longhorn, is due out late next year or early 2003 and won't be much to write home about

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Complaints / Re: jhanda amli murdabad
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:34:09 AM »
OH OHDI PROB HAI MARI NAHI RITE .. MANU MATLAB MARE TOPIC NALL HAI OHNU MARE KOLO BINA POCHCE LOCKED KITA
bhaji ida ta gal da kuch da kuch bann janda
baki tusi vi samjhdar aa na asi je ehi gal pyar nal kahyie ohna ne ik mint launa. please pyar naal kaheo theek aa
changa veere goodnight god bless u

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Complaints / Re: jhanda amli murdabad
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:27:40 AM »
NAHI OHDEY DEMAGE  CH MOD DI POWER DA BHOOT HAI BAS HOR GALL NAHI HAGI

nahi nahi bhaji ida da kuch nahi aa oh thode aggressive ho jande ne ida da kuch nahi aa bahut change ne veer bahut hi majkia ne
oh ina galla to dukhi ho ke guse ho jande ne
tuhanu pata aa pehla na kuch k bande aake chat ch gaala karde si is karke oh khijh gaye hune aah dubara dekh ke

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Complaints / Re: jhanda amli murdabad
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:17:59 AM »
YH I AGREE 22 DIS TIME KUSH WRONG NAHI HAGA  MAIN SAHI MANU KISE HOR DI CARE NAHI HAGI JAHNDA MOD HAI OHDA HAKK NAHI BANDA  KISE DA TOPIC LOCKED KARN DA  HAZE TAK OH TOPOC   JOO GALLA  PORIYA NAHI HOYIA .. JAHNDE DA DEMAGE HILL GAYA AJJ KALLL .. ETHE SARIYA NU HAKK HAI APNEY TOPIC RAKAN DA SOO MANNU VEE EHAGA OH BINA GALLLO LOCKED NAHI KAR SAKDA 

veere apa pyar naal gal kar sakde aa koi ida di gal nahi aa
jhanda veer is very fair oh banda to the point gal karda aa manu pata aa kuch gal hor honi jis karke ohna topic lock kita
ill talk to him n let u knw

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Complaints / Re: jhanda amli murdabad
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:04:45 AM »
Well dekho veere
its good to do Ghandigiri but je tusi ap sare rall ke ik duje nu gala kadonge chat wich ta mod ne vi ta dukhi ajana aa
mai vi dekhda ithe roz 2-3 topic bane hi hunde aa chat log laake banaye hunde aa
but what can you do u know
mods sara din ta hunde nahi ithe
ohna nu hor vi kam hunde ne jida gharde apne kam
site di maintenance
apa madi jahi gal karde aa hana and they have to edit this n that to ammend the change
i hope it does make some sense

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PJ Games / Re: Voting: Best Pj Ride
« on: December 19, 2009, 04:46:29 AM »
hanji veere
mei aunga bas time lagge tanhi aa
mera best friend canada aa hun oh v bula reha aa
jaunga veere
tusi jad time lagge pakka ana sade kol
menu bas das dena apa ithe ghumange kathe :) rehan di fikar nahi karni apna ghar hega

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PJ Games / Re: phone call!lets play
« on: December 19, 2009, 04:26:03 AM »
kamlo ji screaming jesus u gona burst the speaker

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PJ Games / Re: Voting: Best Pj Ride
« on: December 19, 2009, 03:42:05 AM »
NAI RAHUL VEER MAI TA SLOWAKIA TU JISDA KISE NAM V NAI SUNEA
KAM V VADIYA MEHRA RAB DEA .
HON NORWAY AYA BRO KOL
XMAS TE NEW YEAR ETHE FER  VAPIS
JHAJI APNI AA 22 JI

nice place veere
mauja maaro veere xmas te
baki new years te ki plan
aus ajao ?
tusi kida othe pakke aa ki study wagera karde naal

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PJ Games / Re: Voting: Best Pj Ride
« on: December 19, 2009, 03:35:30 AM »
NAI YR VAISSE HE .BHULDA KOI NAI BAS TIME TIME DE GAL.

hanji mai samjhda aa
hor kida kam kar kive chalda?
eclipse badi sohni layi aa veere apni aa?
canada mreeka to lagde

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Pics / Re: Human Parts Or Bread?
« on: December 19, 2009, 03:33:48 AM »
jeez man thats gross

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PJ Games / Re: Voting: Best Pj Ride
« on: December 19, 2009, 03:31:17 AM »
THX PAJI . OHI AA .HOR KIVE OO TUSI JANDA MAI RAHUL PAJI TUHANU .KIVE LIFE

hanji thanks veere mei kaha bade dina baad dekhe
bhaji sab wadia chalda ,tusi daso kithe busy ho gaye si ? sanu bhul gaye si menu lagga

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