balle balle good aa eh v wadia ne

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Loved it  :

haha yeah they are so true

hahahha so kool

2010 GMC Terrain AWD















  Terrain Engine Performance & Fuel Economy   
• 2,384 cc 2.4 liters in-line 4 front engine with 88.0 mm bore, 98.0 mm stroke, 11.7

compression ratio, double overhead cam, variable valve timing/camshaft and four valves per

cylinder LAF
• Unleaded fuel 87
• Gasoline direct injection fuel system
• 18.8 gallon main unleaded fuel tank 15.7
• Power: 136 kW , 182 HP SAE @ 6,200 rpm; 174 ft lb , 236 Nm @ 5,100 rpm

bahut wadia veere

mere sage mama ji di kudi ni sasural waleya ne jaal ke maar dita si.i know better i was kid at that time

lo vi mundeyo aagi aa angrez
change changeya de badal dene ne bhes
jehra toke ya muhre aake khange
ohda rabb rakha jad pe gaya kalesh

Australia is the smallest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent in the world. It is the only country which is also a whole continent.

allad pune wich idda e hunda aa rahul ji appa sochde de kuj hor aa te hunda kuj hor e aa

oh well ki kar sakde aa hana. its all good
"ALL is WELL"

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.