daru mang ke piti tan ki piti

http://youtu.be/KBuIUZVRb-M

buraahhhhhhhhh

daru

ਅਮਲੀ ਨਪਾਲੀ ਨੂੰ " ਕੀ ਤੂੰ ਅਮਰੀਕਨ ਏ
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ਨਪਾਲੀ ਜਵਾਬ ਦਿੰਦਾ " ਨਹੀ ਜਨਾਬ ਮੈ
ਨਪਾਲ
ਤੌ
ਹਾਂ " . .
ਅਮਲੀ ਦੁਵਾਰੇ ਪੁਛਦਾ "
ਕੀ ਤੁਸੀ ਅਮਰੀਕਨ ਹੋ
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ਨਪਾਲੀ ਥੋੜਾ ਚਿੜ ਕੇ " ਨਹੀ ਜੀ ਮੈ
ਨਪਾਲੀ ਹਾਂ " .
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ਅਮਲੀ ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਫਿਰ ਪੁਛਦਾ "
ਕੀ ਤੁਸੀ ਅਮਰੀਕਨ ਹੋ
" ? ਨਪਾਲੀ ਹੁਣ ਗੁਸੇ ਚ ਆ ਕੇ ਜੋਰ ਜੋਰ ਦੀ ਬੋਲਦਾ "
ਹਾਂ ਮੈ ਅਮਰੀਕਨ ਹਾਂ , ਹਾਂ ਮੈ ਅਮਰੀਕਨਹਾਂ "
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ਅਮਲੀ ਬੋਲਦਾ " ਸਾਲੀਆ ਲਗਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਨਪਾਲੀ ਏ!! :D: :D:

hahahhahaa :laugh: :laugh: kaint aa :D: main v koi labh ke leaaauna joke :hehe:

main grenade sio nu kehna... nikke bulban walia laddian lwaune bahar le banere te PJ de :hehe:

jehdi buss tu charh di, ose bus ch wajjan shehnaayian...
tu jutti nal paawe capry.. gallan terian samjh na aayian :pagel:


P.S - stop posting links everyone... make it more realistic... jo sachi asal ch dedicate krna, kende aa

http://youtu.be/PEM0eB2NjYU

wadiya topic aa.. :okk:

mere apne kayi change dost, jinha nal kaafi raunkan lagdiyan si..
mehfilan hundia si...
beshq bahar tan gal ho jandi.. par PJ te jo gal hundi si. oh time nahi koi vi hor site replace kr sakdi..
ohna nu benti karu ke je oh wapis aa jaan... ajj na padhange par jad kite vi es topic te ohna di nazar pawe...
ohna nu pata lag ske i miss them. :)

1)ammu sandhu- eh ajkal wadda shtaar bnya firda, landu jeha :D: aja ethe wapis nahi te jutti bahut firni..
2) gagan maan - eh patandar india chalea mere nal agle month... eh na aya te juttiyan mar ke laaunga ehnu main :hehe:
3) noor grewal - meri pakki dushman.. :)
4) shopaholic_angel - kamliye! lokan diya gallan ch nahi ayida... par tu dil di bahut changi si.. i miss you!!
5) majajan(mandeep999) - miss u moto.. :hug:
6) laado - eh kuri vi badi bholi jehi a... jwaakdi jehi  :hehe: miss u nepalne
7) jamaalo - haye jamalo... ni meri jamalo... u kithe chalgi... tere bina PJ games section mainu wadd wadd khanda... tu murr aa ni murr aa beeba apne gharaan nu... :hug: miss ju bahala e jyada
8)KP- raani, you were sincere friend. main teri bahut respect karda aa. tu sirf mera radio sunan lai chat ch aundi si :smile: thanks alot for that. it really meant alot to me seriously! miss you :hug:
9)mehak - je tu mainu kite 5-6 saal pehlan mil jandi te fer apa bahut wadiya friends hona si.. first 3's ch naam jarur aunda tc wherever you are and stay blessed
10)jeet mr lonely - main mannda tu mere bare ki sochda, te i knw hun tu jhakk reha mere nal gal krn nu, par eda jhakk na .. mainu tere nal ajj v koi narajzi nahi bhawe tu jina marzi bura kita howe. i still miss ur old version.
11) vehla jatt - tu saleya! chhad de faltu de pange :D: chup kr k aaja ethe... raunkan layie... aiwe magro magri lag ke apne yaar mittar gwah reha... aja :hug: tammattar vi lai aawi 5-7 killo nal :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
12) yamla jatt - miss our time at radio bro. te nale apa te pendu aa patandra ikko paase de... aja :hug:
13) jhalli simar - eh bibi nal ek war gal hoyi si.. and shez also from my Amritsar side :) i really wnat to continue that chat .. plz comeback :)
14) Miss K - haye meri miss!!! kidaa> ? tu kithe chalgi kamliye... tere li te main mr. K ban janda si lol.. i really miss those days!! plz comeback
15) gujjar - gujjara i miss you :hug: tu kithe chal gya yaar? :D:
16) haye- Haye! ni mera pen kithe aaa? :D: :D: miss ju maano billiye, meri guttto (tera naam te pehle te auna si waise .. u knw... aiwe kite pyaar nu nazar lag jawe na :he:  )
17) -H33R- aman! i miss you alot, i really do! i know i took you for granted! but you were always very nice to me! i dnt wnat you to come back to me. just come back to PJ. stay blessed!
18) sania - haye ni sania...motto.. mere 2L di pepsi bottle tu kithe chal gi ni marjaniye :D: :D: eni busy na hoea kar. main abc wali game bas tere nal hi khedni aa ajj time nal aji :hehe:


janta hor vi batheri aa.. sabh de naam likhe nahi gaye... par sabh nu benti kiti jandi k aajo yaar wapis..jine lok mere nal nafrat karde ne.. jinha di nazar ch main changa insaan nahi, jinha nu meri shakal pasnd nahi.. jinha nu meri akal pansad nahi.... jinha kujh vi burayi disdi hai... oh sabh ton main maafi mangni chaunda.. ke mere kujh gallan kar k tuhada dil dukhya... ho skeya te maaf krdeo... zindagi da koi pata nai kadon mukkk jani... kadon bulawa aa jana... rabb sabh nu khush rakhe... aiwe dil ch ena saarh changa nahi... mai , sabh nu gal kehna chaunga k mera kise nal koi vair nhi.. main kise nu marha nai samjhda... meri nazar ch tusi sabh change ho.. sabh khush rehn... je koi mainu nai bulaake khush aa te oh ohda khush reh len... jo mainu bulaa k khush ne.. oh ohda reh len... main te rabb ton darr ke jeen wala ik tussh jeha praani aa... mainu kise ton kujh nahi chaida... sabh da bhala sabh di khair hi chaidi...!!

rabb sabh nu khush rkhe.. salamat rakhe... jeonde wasde raho... jawania maano!!!

it's more like me story :hehe:
mainu dasde hunde si k main nikka hunda ki kujh krda reha :he:
Ik war!! mainu nahaun lagge tan meria akhan ch soap chal gya..
even tho, oh mainu kehnde rehnde si k akhan band krla... par main te fer mai hi si :hehe:
fer jad soap pai gya te main paani nal mere muh saaf krn lge te, gal ch gold chain si... jo mere hath ch aagi ...  :pagel: bas fer ki si... soap da gussa main chain te kadd ta.. :D: khich k tod ti, te door chala ke maari.. :hehe: .pehlan te ohna dhyan hi nai ditta... mera muh saaf kita.. naha ke mainu tub chon bahar kaddea tan chain labhe na,, :hehe:  ehna karn di der si bas,.. fer cheta agya ohna nu k oh te washroom di drain wich di, nikal gayi.. pata ni kithe di kithe pahunch gi honi... :D: :D: bas fer kutaapa latha yaaran da poorapoora :hehe:


ek war, jad main thoda hor wadda hoea... nahaun ton bahut challoo hunda si main :he: pata laga k mainu hun nahaun lagge, main bas apne kache ch hi gharo bhaj gya :laugh: turda turda, bus stand te pahunch gya te conductor nu kehn laga k main nanke jana, meri mummy gandi :hehe: :hehe: (nope! shez everything to me :love: )  ohni der ch hi othe mere papa de ek friend si, oh khade si.. uncle.. ohna ne mainu chuk lea te kehnde k tu fer koi na koi panga paya huna... main ehnu ghare lai jana... :D: ohna nu koi kam paigya... te oh mainu ik shop te bithaa ke hath ch chaah fada ke cup jehe bitha gye(shop ohna di si). ohni der nu mere mama vichare labhde labhde thakkge, mere papa vi came back from work.. and sare labhan lag pe mainu.. sadi sari gali de lok, mainu labhan tur paye :hehe: :laugh:  jad oh sare mere tak pahunche tan main betha chah diya chuskia laayi jawan :D: :D: :D: :laugh: faddd ke mama ne oh kutaapa chadeya mera :laugh: kehnde tu betha chaah daffi jana... asin labh labh kamle hoge :hehe: ghar ja ke bathroom ch taad ta mainu... :he: fer do tin oh joot warda reha mainu.. main jadon v bahar nu jana te bas paa k lamme... changi prade karni sare ghardean ne meri :hehe: bas ese kar k hun main PJ te janta nu lamme pauna :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh:

ivein hi thoda likhta? faffekutniye :pagel:

BUM-  billi under majh :hehe:


TAION

zzzz..... manmeet nu hi lorh aa :D: