O Master Baller, menu eh dass je kisey gorey nu samjhauna hove "shapparh" varey, kidhan samjhavan. Give me eeglish.

Normal punjabis do not count the cubes of sugar, they just put it in until its as sweet as pure sugar.

Indian witchdoctor beheads 5yo girl
source: ABC Australia
Posted 8 hours 31 minutes ago

A rural Indian witchdoctor beheaded a five-year-old girl as part of a bizarre ritual to help a villager produce healthy male heirs, police have said.

Vandana Kumari was murdered on Tuesday (local time) in Lakhimpur Kheri district, 200 kilometres from the Uttar Pradesh state capital Lucknow, police officer Ravi Srivastava said Thursday.

Occult practitioner Mewalal Chauhan recommended the "human sacrifice" when the child's neighbour Ram Niwas came to him for help, Mr Srivastava said.

"Ram Niwas had sons but none of them survived infancy. His brother too was ailing. The 'tantrik' Chauhan said a human sacrifice was necessary to get rid of these problems," he said.

The witchdoctor, his male assistant and Niwas lured the little girl into a field where Chauhan cut off her head after prayers and rituals, the police officer said.

Police said they recovered the child's headless body after her mother reported her missing, and had detained the three men.

Belief in black magic is common among superstitious rural Indians.

Many families in India value male heirs for their breadwinning potential, and sons are needed to light their parents' funeral pyres under Hindu rites.

- AFP

Oye PJ Waleyo... Sadi Lado Rani bhukhi aa, ohnu koi kuch khan nu dedayo...

Dog Malfunction - Jazz Version

No comments rite now.. Didnt had time to read..
But damn.. Ppl on crack.. Enna kuch likh ta :|

I like the crack that Punjabi Janta is on.  Especially in this topic.  Nice replies everyone.

Very nice topic, first of all.

Sharab Punjabi lokan ne apni tohar brabar bana layi hai.  Asal vich eh ik mardangi dikhaun da sadan bangeya hai. Payi jehda nahi pee sakda, oh kamjor te darpok hona. (kamjor kiyonki sharab seh nahi sakda, te darpok kiyonki sharab ton darr hona ke kuch kara na deve.) Munde ik duje nu dikhawa karn layi peende ne. Kudiyan apne app nu modern banon layi. Vich bahut ne jo hisaab naal apne manoranjan layi ja khushi manon layi peende ne.

Uppron Punjabi singers/gayak jad tak sharab utte ik adha gana na gaun album vich, album wale album release nahi karde.  Bhavein gayak ne TV te akey keha hove nashey chaddo, fer vi kutte da putt na hove jad tak sharabiyan layi gana na gavey.  Sharabiyan ne ohnu paisey vi chadaune hunde fer partiyan te.

Important note:
Alcohol is also very closely related to domestic violence.
Sharab di varton da parivarak larhaiyan de naal bahut gurha samband hai.

Taladega Nights(hollywood movie)

I've watched that movie, I don't remember hearing it.  Where does it come?

so will i get IP of everybody im chating with in chat rooom or does it mean something else...

Menu ni lagda eh punjabijanta.com te kam karna.  Baki messenger te shayad kam karje.

Yellow Drum Machine - The original main film

international symbol for marriage: