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Jokes Majaak / Indian TV ads and Love Life
« on: February 20, 2010, 12:31:28 PM »
Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike


Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.

If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.

Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.

Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.


If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.

If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.

Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl
Neighbors envy owner's pride - Onida.

Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.

A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.

For a guy n gal who hasn't yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Exel

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Knowledge / Indian Languages
« on: February 20, 2010, 12:01:42 PM »


1. Jammu & Kashmir (Dogri, Kashmiri, Ladakhi, Punjabi, Urdu, Hindi, Baltistani, Dardi)

2. Himanchal Pradesh (Hindi, Pahadi)

3. Punjab (Punjabi, Hindi and Urdu)

4. Haryana (Hindi, Haryanvi, Predominantly Muslim - Urdu)

5. Rajasthan (Hindi, Rajasthani, Marwadi, Predominantly Muslim - Urdu)

6. Uttar Pradesh (Hindi, Brijbhasha, Pahadi, Avadhi, Bhojpuri, numerous others, Pred. Musl. - Urdu)

7. Madhya Pradesh (Hindi, Marathi, numerous others, pred. Muslim - Urdu)

8. Gujarat (Gujarati)

9. Maharashtra (Marathi, Vidarbha region - Hindi and Marathi, Konkan region - Konkani and Malwani)

10. Karnataka (Kannada, Tulu, Konkani)

11. Goa (Konkani)

12. Kerala (Malayalam)

13. Tamil Nadu (Tamil)

14. Lakshadweep (small chain of islands - Malayalam (?) )

15. Andaman & Nicobar Islands (Andamanese)

16. Andhra Pradesh (Telugu, Hyderabad city - Telugu plus Urdu)

17. Orissa (Oriya)

18. Bihar (Hindi, Bhojpuri, Maithini, Santhali, Angika, numerous others, Bengali, Pred. Muslim - Urdu)

19. West Bengal (Bengali)

20. Sikkim (Nepali, Lepcha, Bhutia)

21. Assam (Assamese, others)

22. Meghalaya (Garo, Khasi)

23. Arunanchal Pradesh (Tani)

24. Mizoram (Mizo)

25. Nagaland (Naga)

26. Tripura (Tripuri, Bengali, Kuki)

27. Delhi (Capital City and sorrounding area - given quasi-statehood recently)


Other languages - Sindhi, Sanskrit
Other Indian languages which are not represented in the "leftover" India -Baluchi, Pashto (in Pakistan now)

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Shayari / dard da ehsaas nai karaya
« on: February 09, 2010, 12:02:58 PM »
asi kadi ohnu apne dard da ehsas ni karaya
k kinna ohne sanu ajj tak ruvaya
badi koshish kiti door ohto jaandi
jidar v kadam jaan ohda val janda hi rah aya
kaash tu naa aya hunda meri jindagi ch
naa hunda sanu tu koi khaab dikhaya

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Love Pyar / Best Friends
« on: February 06, 2010, 12:48:37 PM »
Let me be the bandage for your bleeding;
Let me be the ocean for your tears.
Let me be the secret of your healing;
Let me be the song to still your fears.

Love isn't love that cannot love in darkness,
Nor is it love that turns away from pain;
Nor would I love would I not hold your sadness
And with my love your love of life sustain.

So do not think you are a burden,
And do not think my willingness deceit.
Just let your sorrow flow into my garden,
And I will share with you the harvest sweet.

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Love Pyar / a broken heart
« on: February 06, 2010, 12:44:03 PM »
When you left,
You took a piece of me.
I constantly find myself
Down on bended knee.

I see you in my dreams
Every night and day,
I run to be in your loving arms
But you slowly walk away.

Why do you do this?
Why do you run?
I'm afraid to think
You're seeing someone.

I love you dearly,
And I wish you could see,
What in the world,
You're doing to me.

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PJ Games / give an emotion to the person above
« on: December 20, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »
give any smiley to the person above you.  :happy:

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PJ Games / kick, slap, kiss, punch, hug the person above u :P
« on: December 20, 2009, 12:15:42 PM »
just for fun  :happy:  :pagel:

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Love Pyar / Heartstrings Are Played Upon
« on: December 17, 2009, 12:26:22 PM »
It's becoming more evident
Much more obvious to me
I thought much more of you
Than you ever thought of me

Was this my biggest mistake
Letting myself think you cared
Was I just your marionette
With heartstrings open and bared

With me left here still thinking
What was false, what was true
So puzzling and so complex
I'm left to await another clue

On my heartstings you played
Each left with a loving memory
Yet I still have those questions
Do you ever think about me

I'm wondering why all the intrigue
Now why all of this mystery
Why am I left here hanging
Your the one that holds the key.  



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Love Pyar / Flame in my Heart
« on: December 17, 2009, 12:19:26 PM »
Your eyes are blue and sparkling like the deepest of seas.
Your presence, like a sweet, summer breeze.
Your hair is glimmering and golden like sun rays.
Oh how you manage to brighten up my days.
Your nose is beautiful; big and round,
Oh what a wonderful person I have found!
Your lips are smooth and are well formed,
The whole of your body is perfectly adorned.
Your laughter is like ripples of energy,
That caresses and moves right through me.
Your voice carries the blessing gift of music,
Soft and inviting with a warmth in it.

You have brought a peace upon my soul
And have planted a flame in my heart.
You are the masterpiece of the universe,
And... I Love You.   :love: 8-> 8->

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Complaints / SPAM!
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:58:14 AM »
 :hehe: here is a love letter I mean a spam I received in my PJ inbox.

 :angr:

Assalam alaikum,

Dear,
   I humbly write to solicit for your partnership and assistance in the transfer and investment of my inheritance fund USD$17.5M from my late father who died mysteriously last Dec.

It was very evident that he was poisoned to death. In my culture, when a man dies, if he does not have a male child, the brothers shares his property leaving both the wife and the daughters empty handed including the house they live in. This is the exact case with me as I am the only daughter of my father. I lost my mother when I was barely a year old and my father refused to re-marry another wife because he felt solely responsible for my mother's death.

This is so because he concentrated much on his businesses that he rarely pays attention to domestic affairs. He was always traveling taking care of his businesses that he did not notice when my mother took ill. He thought it was a minor illness and was ignorant of this. My mother on her own resorted to self-medication. It was not until the illness degenerated that my father took my mother to hospital where she was diagnosed to find out that hepatitis had eaten deep into her blood stream. She didn't last long before she died.

This happened when I was barely a year old. Based on this, my father could not forgive himself easily because of it and said he was responsible for her death as he could have saved her if only he had paid attention to the things at home rather than concentrating much on his businesses.

Despite all entreaties by friends and relatives, he refused to remarry but ensured that I had everything that I wanted. It was as a result of this that he made me the next of kin to his fund deposit with the bank and stated that in the event of any eventuality, I should have a direct access to the fund only when I am 25 years of age otherwise, I should have a guardian/partner intercede on my behalf for the release of the funds to me. Unfortunately, he died late last year and I am 19 years of age currently.

This is why I have contacted you to serve as a guardian to me and as my foreign partner for the transfer and investment of the fund overseas My uncles does not know about the fund because they had already taken my father's houses and other properties because I am a girl and they said I do not have rights for any property. They have requested to have my father's bank papers but I simply told them that I do not know where he kept them. The younger brother took the house in the village while the houses in the town were sold out they shared the proceed they got from the sale.

Right now i am in the hotel and do sincerely want to travel out of my country. This can only happen when I have secured  the release and transfer of the funds in the bank. This why it is important that we have a plan on the type of lucrative business that we can invest the funds on.
 
I had at various times had discussions with the director of international remittance unit of the bank where my father deposited the funds and I was assured that once, I have someone who would be willing to receive the funds on my behalf, they shall commence all proceedings to effect the release and transfer of the funds into the person's designated account.

Now, that you have signified your interest to partner with me, it would only be very necessary if you contact the bank and request for the release and transfer of my inheritance fund into your nominated account for the purpose of investment and to further have me come over to your country to continue with my studies.
 
I shall be giving you the bank contact details as soon as I hear back
from you, so that you will go ahead and contact the bank,

PLEASE YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE APPRECIATED, PLEASE EMAIL ME DIRECTLY,(missmame.abdullah@live.fr)

Talk to you the more.

Regard

Sincerely Sister,
Miriam Abdullah

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Tips for your eyebrows
« on: December 03, 2009, 01:06:25 PM »
Six Steps To Perfect Eyebrows

1. Brush brows upward. Carefully trim any excess hair above the top of your natural arch. Be careful not to take off too much at the ends or you'll have brow "bald" spots.

2. Look closely at the shape. Your brow should begin at your tear duct, peak at the outer edge of your iris and end at the outer corner of your eye. "Many women make the mistake of taking off too much at the outer corners," says Weston. "This slants the brows upward and makes the person look perpetually angry."

3. Prep your skin: Soak a cotton ball in astringent and wipe the brow area.

4. Hold a pencil in line with the outer side of your iris and note where the peak of your arch naturally occurs. From the arch to the outer corner of the eye, your brow should fall in a straight or slightly curved line, depending on the look you're trying to achieve.

5. Hold the tweezers at a 45 degree angle and pluck the stray hairs below the brow line. "Pull in the direction of the hair growth, or you may end up breaking the hair mid-shaft," says Engle. Follow your natural brow shape, not the trends. "It's very difficult to let your brows grow back into their natural shape after you've plucked them to death trying to achieve a particular look," she says.

6. Fill in sparse areas with a freshly sharpened brow pencil - be a bombshell; use light, quick strokes to draw in hair. Brow powder will give thin brows overall definition, and is great for a more natural look. Using the brow brush, sweep powder up and outward over brows. If you're a brow novice, a tinted brow gel is a foolproof way to keep brows in place. Lightly coat brows using upward and outward strokes. Wipe off any excess and allow it to set. Get Glowing!


Eyebrow Shapes


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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / <<<< defining fashion>>>>
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:46:00 PM »









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Happy Birthday to Khand Mishri aka ROOP
Rab tuhano hamesha khush Rakhe and tuhadi har wish poori hove.. Baar Baar din yeh aye baar baar dil yeh gaye.. tu jeeye hazaron saal yehi hai arzoo HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ROOPU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU  :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :love: :love:


I'm wishing you in advance kyon ki tuhade special din te main pj te nahi hona..











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Love Pyar / a bottle of silence
« on: November 19, 2009, 12:46:11 PM »
a bottle of silence
an upside down glass,
I sit in the quiet
and remember the past.

my life was unsure
just short of the goal,
so little is left
so little to hold.

to love and to honor
till death do us apart
came from the lips
and not from the heart.

alone at the table, How else can I feel?
serve the dessert I've no time for the meal

A bottle of silence, still an empty glass
as i dry my eyes and remember the PAST
.


[author: not me]

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Shayari / ajj fir
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:13:06 PM »
har vaar di tarah tenu yaad karke
ajj v main apne dil nu cheer baithi
bara rokeya si
par ajj fir meri kalam tera hi geet likh baithi

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Message In Pictures.
« on: November 10, 2009, 11:58:58 AM »





thanks gabroo ankhila for these pictures.

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Complaints / why users can't modify or delete their own posts? :(
« on: October 15, 2009, 11:51:01 AM »
 :sad: :sad: I think this is not fair... users should be able to delete or at least modify their own posts  :angr:

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Shayari / humne chaaha
« on: October 13, 2009, 01:40:48 PM »


hum ne chaaha unse bahot door jana
par har koshish nakaam rahi
akhir mila hume kabar ka tikhana
vahan par bhi vo
sazda karne se baaz aate nahi

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Jokes Majaak / a nice joke
« on: October 06, 2009, 11:25:15 AM »
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

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Shayari / Hamara saath yahin tak tha
« on: October 01, 2009, 12:07:58 PM »
Humhara Saath yahi tak tha
Rok kar kadam Jee bhar ke dekhlo
Hamara tumhara saath bas yahin tak tha
Manzil mile na mile ab hamari Kismat
Ke Zindagi ke saath Safar bas yahin tak tha
Tum chal nahi sakte is se aage ek kadam
Ruk jao ke Phoolon ka Chaman yahin tak tha
Aage aa rahe hain gham mujh se milne gale
Ke apni khushiyon ka thikana bas yahin tak tha



[this shyari is not mine... i liked it so posted here]

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