George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!'



'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army'



'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight'


Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.'


'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!'


Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.


'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!'


'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked.

'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'


Bush sighed.. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.'


'Oh teri.....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'


Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.


'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!'


Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!'


'Tera bhala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.


'Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.'


'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart'


'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars...Aur o vi Goray!'


NOW THAT'S CALLED PUNJABI CONFIDENCE

satshriakal janta,

ki haal aa sab da? said by pj sub admin dev paaji  :hehe:

asl ch dev ji bsy ne apne viyah diaan tyaariaan ch so maen ehe topic bnon lgeaan aan..

meri aj gal hoi c dev ji nal....o bohat khush c  : tusi jaande e ho kyon  :nurse:


acha te mere dost te sab mitraan nu INVITATION hai dev veeru valon viyah te jroor onaa ji .....

Sab kudiaan te mundeaan ne with jwaak and without jwak , with bf , with gf jidaan v ji kre othe pohnchna hai.....baki tuhanu program da tan sara pta hi hai....  :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:


hun jede india ton bahar ne ohn da tan okha aa par jede india ch ne ohna ne jroor pohanchna ji .. bhangda shangda pauga poora poora glassiaan chalngiaan  :balle: :balle: :balle: .... ok tata ....


 :hehe:dev bhachi k chaadi pe jalool aana :hehe:

lao yaaro..aj mera haasa nahi bnd hunda.. aj maen te mere 2 friends SHAHID kAPOOR nu mile ..pucho kime lol.. i was at >sm: religious place near jalandhar..asi othe smaan le k gaye c..we were on truck.. othe shahid kapoor de mother v aaye hoye.. sanu nahi c pta k shahid v othe aa sakda hai.. so asi odi mom nu ignore jea karta pele...but while returning to home asi shahid nu dekhea..mom kol khada c lol.....asi truck apna holi kar lea..ohne truck wal dekh k saade wal dekh k hath jod laye  :laugh: :laugh:

asi panga laen nu sher asi truk ja k osdi car de aage lga dita....pher ki hoea..we started laughing at him saying...."oye shahid tu ethe ki karda".. :laugh: :laugh: o has pea.... bas isde baad asi mar k shalaan truk e chd gaye cuz lokan nu pta lagan lag gea c k shahid aaya hoea..lolz..bas khaani khatam  :laugh: :laugh:  :lol: :lol:

bai mere walo ik complaint hai..

pta nai lokaan kolon jar nai hunda meri te italian jatti di dosti..kadi  maa putt sa rishta bna dinde te kadi bro-sis da..

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aa wala topic hai ....kal rahul007 ne sade baare jikar kita k asi dono bro sis haan te sanu vote payi.... par sada naam nahi c kise hell moderator ne apni power da galt istemaal kita....te sada naam pa dita.....

a kam rahul007 te mere ch ldayi kron layi kita gea hai....so meri admin mr.grenade singh nu rqst hai j o os mod. da naam das sakan k kisne a kam kita....tan k sab nu pta challe k pj te a kam ho reha....

meri slah hai oh mod. mod nai hona chahida jeda a kam karda....maen v edit kar k pole ch naam pa sakda c..kise da v .. par ajeha nahi kita....

maen v likh sakda c kise bbaare v..

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