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mera munda hona  :kudi:
  :D: ya moinu be oh apna domma da jawak lagda wa  :excited: .... kina LUCHA wa rt .. oh french de jaan to baad kina ruthlessly  flag wave karn lag pia  :won:  :laugh:

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i think geography da v effect ho sakda may b tu jinha nu dekhya oh mountain area ch rehndia hon ohde naal v fark pai sakda tainu deep ni hight te jaan di lod aa try kar aap jaa k :D:
YA geography effect eh ... yoo bhaji since ye r olready standin on a higher ground n ye r so close to da CHINA LAND why  cant ye be a gentleman n do moi dat favor :banana:  :D: moi ta DEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP jana mangda wa bus  :horse:[/font][/size][/color]

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GUYS ahh dekho ik portgaul ta nikka jiha jawak ik french fan nu  console karda hoiya ... n dat kid is wearin a NY (newyork yankee hat)  :excited: .. we AMERICANS  r juss so SOFT HEARTED  :hugg:  :D:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: EID MUBARAK GUJJAR BRO
« on: July 09, 2016, 08:59:04 PM »
R.I.P ABDUL SATTAR EDHI
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GUYS tonu shyad  abdul sattar edhi da pta noi honna , oh pakistan de sun ... mr.edhi nu tuc Bhakat pooran singh naal compare kar sakde wa. Abdul sattar edhi  ji da  janam  gujrat cho hoiya siga .. whn he was juss 11 yr old ohna de mom nu  attack hoiya siga  .. she  was kinda paralyzed  n it affected  her Brain as well ... Edhi sahib ne  11 saal de umar to he avdi  ammi de take care kitti sigi  oh avdi ammi nu  roti  khawande, nahounde etc sub kum karde se ... thn her ammi di death ho gaye ... fir Mr Edhi ne samaj seva shuru kar ti  nikki jihi umar to... oh greeb beshara,  annath loka de take karn lag paye .... ahh pakistan vich   100s ambulances wa  jina te EDHI likhia hunda wa ... sub MR ABDUL SATTAR EDHI de meharbani wa ... ajj pakistan vich hajjaran  besahara jina nu MR EDHI ne sahara dita siga fir to ANATH ho gaye wa .....ALLAH OHNA DE ROOH NU  SHANTI DAVVE :rabb:

http://www.dawn.com/news/1269717/abdul-sattar-edhi-laid-to-rest-after-state-funeral-at-karachi-national-stadium

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Birthdays / Re: Happy Independence Day AMERICA ( 4th july)
« on: July 09, 2016, 08:44:27 PM »
OMFG ... shanti devi REALLY ???????/  :D: ye dunn kno who dat shooter was ye r sucha TUBE LIGHT  :thaa: Dat nigga who shot n killed  5  cops n wounded anoda 6  was a  ex army reserve soldier  who  had served in Afganistan.

GUYZ TAKE A LOOK AT THESE PICS N LEMME KNO WUTCHA  THINK WHO R THESE PPL N WUT R THEY DOIN ... ITS  NAWT A BRAIN TEASER .....& phuleze be honest  n reply ke sub to pehlan todde dimag cho keri gal  ayi jad tuc ahh pics dekhian  lol


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Karme bi  tuc structure di gal karda wa .. moi ta  multiple chino kuriz di full doctori moina kita wa  moinu ta sub NORMAL laga :banana:  :D: .. but ohna di diff TOOR moinu samj noi lagi .... hmmm lagda wa moinu thorra hoor DEEEEEEEPPPP investigation karni peeni wa :akh:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: EID MUBARAK GUJJAR BRO
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:19:02 PM »
:cleveriskyyy you bewafaa friend you didnt wish me :sad:
 
MUJ PE YAQEEN KAR KOI ILZAM DE

               DE KOI SAZZA PAR BEWAFAA NA NAAM DE
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Moi kinky frnd  NIGZ EID MUBARAK to ye as well ... abi mohtarma  app to abi be EID ka chand ho , tohda pata e noi chalda app kub atti ho  :thaa: .. bewafa to app ho  mohtarma  app ne old  dost choor diye ...Risky ko dekho 5 saal p ehle be CHAWAL tha abi be CHAWAL hai  :laugh: :D:

so moi BEWAFFA  FRIEND This one is juss fer ye lol

NA POOSH MERRE SABR KI INTHA KAHA TAK HAI,
TU SITAM KAR LE TERI HASRAT JAHA TAK HAI,
WAFA KI UMEED JINHAIN HOGI UNHAIN HOGI,
"RISKY" KO DEKHNA HAI KE AIYE  "JASHAN-E-MEHFIL" TU BEVAFFA KAHAN TAK HAI
  8->

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Birthdays / Re: Happy Independence Day AMERICA ( 4th july)
« on: July 08, 2016, 05:55:35 PM »
KERFULE >>Banning guns only takes guns away from good people... you think the bad guys go through to the corner shop to get his sniper rifle? Guns are a bad thing... but they are targeting the wrong people.


you r so rt kerfule taking guns away from legit good ppl who r law abide citizen aint fair either, But bro in some states  in US buyin gun is so ez its juss like ye r gettin a  gym's membership. Then guns r  traffic  on other states  whr  guns laws r so  hard. That nigga who shot n killed 5 police officers was  US ARMY soldier. i dont kno man if RESTRICTING  gun all together can make AMERICA  a safe place  im oll fer it.Look at dat muslim dude in ORLANDO  he had a license to  buy a gun  n look wut he did .. i can  go in any neighborhood  in newyork n purchase a illegal weapon .. its juss so EZ ..like they say ... if u av a gun  its so likely  that ya gonna use it .


SHANTI DEVI  ... yes some times our police officers can get lil edgey  some of em a very short tempered, shooting  waist  down  in nawt in our law book. But moi heart  goes to  those 5  slain officers frnds n famlies.... moi aint a RACIST but niggaz r very  short tempered as well .. they dunt respect  law n police officers like rest of US do. It was the most horrific attack on POLICE since 911 ..all they were doin  was juss doin their JOB they were killed in cold blood...juss today one more police officer was ambushed buy a thug in GEORGIA

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/gunman-police-officer-exchange-gunfire-ga-apartment-complex-article-1.2704192

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: EID MUBARAK GUJJAR BRO
« on: July 08, 2016, 05:34:50 PM »
Khee khee khee  bus gujjar bi  moi kaddi maan jiha noi kita  :excited:  :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 08, 2016, 05:31:12 PM »
"tu jaa mai aya" ah ki ah.
....... " DOOR" :clever:

NEXT : What disappears the moment you say its name?

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Birthdays / Re: Happy Independence Day AMERICA ( 4th july)
« on: July 08, 2016, 05:32:10 AM »
Happy Independence Day  :slt:

Yet another black man loses his life in the states, is there really any freedom for them though? :rabb:
11 cops been shot in Dallas TX  5 dead during a peaceful protest

Shanti Devi Ji ,  3 black men were shot dead this wk by  police officers

first in newyork ... it wasnt  poilce officers  fault .. it was a road rage between a  off duty cop n a  motorist ...  cop had a  traffic dispute wid dat officer  n  he was punching him so  the officer  shot him in self defense

second  in LOUSIANA  that black dude who was  shot dead by cops  had a lengthy  arrest/ crim record  nawt too long ago he wrestled wid a police officer n he was carryin a gun dat that incident ... he had a gun in his possession  when he was shot n killed by  police officers

third in MINNeSOTA  the  black dude who was shot n kiled had a  legal lic gun in his possession  well dat incident along wid oda incidents r still under investigation . SO too soon too to tell dat who is at fault ...But believe moi em  black dudes werent  ANGELS either .[/i][/size][/color]

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Duhhh moi question was  ke  oriental  women ( chino, japs etc)  jad turdya wa oh  avde feet sidde kyo noi rakhdian why do  their  feet go  on a 60 degree angle :akh:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / EID MUBARAK GUJJAR BRO
« on: July 06, 2016, 05:27:56 AM »
Happy EID gujjar bi n tonu sub nu ve EID de boot boot vadayi hobbe ji. MAY GOD bring peace n prosperity  among us humans. ..  Ajj kujj nafrat walle loog sarri duniya vich islam da galt matlab das ke inna terrorism kar rahe wa .. parson  JEDDah ik holy site te ve bomb attack kita gia ..asse loog jo khud apni  religious site te  bomb attack karde wa te sarre ISLAM nu badnaam karde wa oh TRUE MUSLIM noi ho sakde . Rabb duniya vich  pyar n shanti  davve :rabb:




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PJ Games / Re: Free time tusi ki Karde hunde?
« on: July 05, 2016, 05:30:11 PM »
 Free tyme moi BED-MINTON & BED-POLO play karda wa kinky kinky :banana:

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 05, 2016, 05:18:02 PM »
Maa jammi ni
Putt kothe te :wow:
  SUTTAAAAAAAAAAAA  :clap: ahh ta ina EZ siga  :D: u see jad  weed nu roll karke agg laye janda wa ta pela  smoke onda wa  :excited: ..gosh imma so smartttttttttt pats moi own back  :clever:

NEXT ONE: ..... MUHH NA MATHA JINN PAHARON LATHA :akh:

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 04, 2016, 06:11:56 PM »
yaar sehi punjabi vich likhya kar kush sadhe palle vi pe jay :loll:
bibi moi pela e kiha siga 1600  plus cost of goods.... rabb ne tinu akhan nikkian diitia wa DAMAGG  ta motta wa na   ik min .....  :D: :laugh: ...................................... n u cheated

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 04, 2016, 09:34:32 AM »
ya ya in SOHNA topic siga KHALSAS ne kharab kar ta sanskrit lik lik ke  :D:  :D: .. dats one fer da books.  shukar wa moi de topic nu be kisse ne INNA SOHNA  topic kiha  fotu laini ta bandi wa say CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  :D: :photo:


 K  as per moi prev answer ... shopkeeper goes fer a 1000 bill change rt ...  he get da change he gives 800 back to his customer so he left wid 800.. thn other dude finds out bill was counterfeit ..he comes back n oh avda 1000 rupee vapis lai janda wa so dat dumb shopkeeper nu 1000+800 -200=1600 da chunna lagda wa .. duhhhh  :gm
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TBH moinu tere dimag da pta wa moi riddles werent ez  tu paka cheat kita wa  :thaa:  u r good at doin ekta kapoor's nautankis but nawt at bujaartaan  :akh:

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play \" BUJARAAT BUJJO\"
« on: July 03, 2016, 08:27:35 PM »
swah pata aa ..main koi radio nhi suniya :huh: & tell me the exact amount ...awe nautanki band kar :hehe:


Answer- Gaana (Sugarcane)


Next :
A girl was driving a car, a guy took a lift from her. He asked her name after he get down.
Girl said :- my name is hidden in my car’s number, find if you can.

Car number was [ WV733N ] Can you guess the girl’s name now?
yaar ahh soccer mom nu koi dasse... stop usin  anglo indian words ...( moinu google karna pinda wa  )  LIFT CALLED  "RIDE" .. N   yer riddle WWV733N .... ummmm  last four letters wa 17  WV da jo be mean wa moi ll figure it whn imma sober... cz rt now imma gettin highhhhhhhh on booze n udta panchi .. so whn imma normal ...  moi gonna solve yer riddle

...
HUNN AHH SOLVE KAR ................... n u r sucha liar u a CHEAT 

2sipahi larde jaan neem de patte jharde jaan  :thinking:

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Gup Shup / Re: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 03, 2016, 07:13:02 PM »
DUPLICATE ..????  ahh bibi da mean counterfeit bills wa shyad   :D: ....... vihe guyz ahh uppar wali bibi jinne answer kita wa .. she knew da answer cz she prolly listen to da same radio station ... noi ta jini oo smart wa moinu pta wa  :D:

 vahihe in ya ppls math it shd be  1600 rupee but in moi genius technical math  its more whyy /... cz 1600 + jo ohda samaan chukiya gia duhhh  :D: ... gosh imma so smart
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NEXT .... LAMM SALAAMA ADMI OHDI GITTE GITTE DAHRI  :beer:

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Gup Shup / Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO"
« on: July 03, 2016, 06:28:58 PM »
:D: Hey guyz moi listen to dis  punju radio rt ... k punju bolda wa ... moi na ik  radio sunda wa  moinu boot pasand wa . There listeners  avdia  bujjaratan  dasde wa te dujjia dia solve karde wa .... so wutcha say  ...ho jaan do -do hath  :comeon:  :excited: so moi di bujjaarat wa.......

OH KEHDA PUNJABI DA WORD WA JISNU AGAR ENGLISH VICH LIKHIA JAAVE.. (eng cho likhna wa ..translate noi karna lol). TE OHDE AGO JE PEHLA LETTER REMOVE KITA JAVVE TA KOI JEWELRY BE BAN DA WA.. JE LAST LETTER REMOVE KITA JAVVE TA KOI  INDIAN DISH BANDI WA... JE  FIRST N LAST LETTERS REMOVE KITTA JAAN TA FE USS WORD DA MEAN  KOI HISTORIC PUNJABI KURI DA NAAM BANDA WA......?????? so  lets see whoz gonna solve dis riddle
:thinking:

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