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Jokes Majaak / Misna MUnda (Harmeet) Mandir kyun janda hai
« on: September 12, 2011, 06:20:18 PM »
Meet mandir kyo jand hai ?


 :wait: :waitin: :lost: :thinking:

Kyo k ik hi jagah e jithe :blush: Aarti, :blush: pooja, :blush: archna , :blush: aradhana, :blush: bhavna , :blush: shraddha, :blush: preeti, :blush: jyoti :blush: shanti, :blush: tripti te  :blush: mukti mildia ne.
 :rockon: :excited: :D: :love: :mean: :wow:



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Jokes Majaak / engineer Supreet (_EccenTric_) da nwa computer
« on: September 12, 2011, 06:09:29 PM »

supreet ne pind de lokka lyi nawa computer lauch kita hai

 :waitin: computer PUNJABI vich hai,
te option  hon ge:


Send= SUTTO,


Find= LABBO,


Download= THALLE LAO,

Delete= MITTI PAO,


Ctrl+Alt+Del= SYAPPA hi mukaao..!!



:won: :blowout:

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Jokes Majaak / BOTTEY ( CAMEL) DI SWARI
« on: September 10, 2011, 11:25:03 PM »
Meet India apne Mamma ji kol janda,Mamma ji pind ch rehnde a
Next day swere Mamma ji kehnde......
 "Chal bai Meet teinu teri bhua de ghar ghuma k leyonde ha"
Meet tyar hoke car ch bethan laga,odo hi meet da mama a gya te kehnde ne...
"Bai car vich tu amrica v bada ghumda hovega ,aj teinu assi khuli swaari te leke jawange"...
"Ke eh cara shara band dabbe jahe hunde a"
 8->  Meet sochda hai may be Mamma ji ' landi jeep ' di gal karde a :blink: .
Meet jado khulli swari kol pohchda hai ta agge dekhda hai BOTTA (Camel) :cooll: :mean: :D: .


Meet bai ji apne Mama ji de pich bottay te beh jande a.


Jado Bottay ne apni pichli latta siddi kitiya ,meet bai ji jaake Mamma ji naal takkra jande a :Cry: ,
Te jado Bottay ne agge walli latta siddi kitiya ,bai ji slip kar k Botte di poch te pohch gye.
Meet ne ik hath apni pagg nu payea te doje naal rassi ghut k fari c :cry: :cry: :rabb: :rabb:  .
Bottay di tez speed naal meet di heart beat v tej ho rahi c.  :waitin: :waitin: Ik ghanta nikal gya bhua da pind na ayea.
Mamma ji BotTe di sawari di tariff kar rahe c " paani hai bas neera pani,bilkul jhatteke ni wajde ,apni sawari di ki rees a ,jado jee kare torr lo,jado je kare rokk lo and naal he Meet bai ji bole" te jado jee kare GHAR NU nu mod lo" :huhh: :pagel:
 :excited: :rockon: :D: :blowout:

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Jokes Majaak / MEET(misna munda) te ohdi DI GF VIDIYA
« on: September 09, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »

HARMEET IN HIS NURSING SCHOOL :
Lecturer:  :cooll: The Lecturer Is Taking The Class Seriously.
harmeet Looking Towards The Window Side In The Class Room. :wait:
The Lecturer Asks harmeet :angr:  "For What Purpose You Are Coming To The School?"
harmeet: For Vidhya Sir :lost: (In Telugu Vidhya Means Education).
Lecturer:  :104: Then Why You Are Looking Towards Window?
harmeet Vidhya(Girl Friend) Has Not Come Upto Now Sir
[/size] :thinking: Lecturer :thaa:

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