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« on: June 01, 2009, 08:09:32 AM »
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Sorry about this I was An Idiot too, And I Needed Company....
:hehe: :hehe:
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« on: June 01, 2009, 07:59:53 AM »
CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !
RESUME
EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience/ POSITIONS :
1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, BIRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner,
south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee
BOOKS:
India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -
Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on
International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION :
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre,
New Delhi
PERSONAL DETAIL:
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )
Father: S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
143
« on: June 01, 2009, 07:54:03 AM »
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
lolzzz gt on mail frm one of ma frnd :he: :he: :happy: :happy:
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« on: June 01, 2009, 07:53:07 AM »
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
thn drive car........
145
« on: June 01, 2009, 05:37:01 AM »
Sharmaaya naa kar jhhakeya naa kar
chori chori saanu takiya naa kar..
Chitte danda vich soohi buliyaa de ke
haasa apna zoraa zori dakkeya naa kar
Je bychance saamne aa vi jaave tu
sharmaa ke sade kolu nasseya na kar
146
« on: June 01, 2009, 05:35:00 AM »
Ik dua di aas ch saari raat jaage
par koi taara ambro tutya na
Chura ke nazar langh gaye kolo di
ohna haal vi saada puchhya na
Badi muddat ton reejh si kujh aakhan di
par koi manya na koi rusya na
Assi dil tey hath rakh takde rahe
ohna da turda kadam koi rukya na
Ohna de bullaan te haase khid de rahe
tey saade nain’o paani sukya na
Ik milan di aas rahi dil vich
tey issi aas ch jeevan mukya na
147
« on: June 01, 2009, 05:26:26 AM »
Love's Philosophy
The Fountains mingle with the river
And the rivers with the ocean,
The winds of heaven mix for ever
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single,
All things by a law devine
In one another's being mingle -
Why not I with thine?
See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If it disdain'd its brother:
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea -
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?
By Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Nice one frm strger
148
« on: May 31, 2009, 11:57:42 AM »
Tennu gall laun da chaah hi reha,
Tere shehar aaun da chaah hi reha.
Laara laa ke rakheya kaagaz kalam nu,
Khat tere naam paun da chaah hi reha.
Ik vaari meri haan'ch haan milaayi nahin,
Tennu apni zindagi banaun da chaah hi reha.
Roz peenda reha ja ja ke maikhaane cho,
Tere naina vicho peen da chaah hi reha
149
« on: May 31, 2009, 11:54:40 AM »
DUKH vi bathere pareshaaniya vi bohat ne,
Palle vi laabh tey haaniyaan bohat ne,
Ki hoya je ohna koi zakham de ditta,
Ohna diyan saade tey meharbaaniya vi bohat ne
150
« on: May 31, 2009, 11:54:06 AM »
Mere geet sunne duniya ne,
Mera dard koi na jaan sakeya,
Ik tera hi sahaara ve dil nu,
Par yaar tu vi na mennu pehchaan sakeya
151
« on: May 31, 2009, 11:52:58 AM »
Ik umar beet gayi usde pyar vich,
Assi sab kujh harr gaye iss vapaar vich,
O karde ne yaad kaddi kaddi,
Tey assi yaad ban ke reh gaye usdi yaad vich
152
« on: May 30, 2009, 03:19:46 AM »
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so-called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.
The American said, "Talking about love Marriages -I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my stepdaughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problem
153
« on: May 30, 2009, 03:14:03 AM »
Kaddi apni hassni te vi aunda gussa
kaddi jagg nu hassaun nu ji karda
kaddi ronda nahin si kisse di maut tey
kaddi aive hi ron nu ji karda
kaddi ajnabi da saath vi lagda changga
kaddi apne vi lagde begaane jehe
kaddi mangda dil ik hor jeevan
kaddi eh vi mittaun nu ji karda
154
« on: May 30, 2009, 03:10:30 AM »
Teri yaari da mull assi taar nahin sakde,
Tu mangge jaan tey kar inkaar nahin sakde,
Maneya ke zindagi lendi imtehaan bade,
Par tu hove naal tey aapa haar nahin sakde
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« on: May 30, 2009, 03:07:49 AM »
Ohne saanu kadde yaad na keeta,
na yaari de hundiya na yaari tuttan de baad keeta.
Assi usde dil di dunghaayi tak pohanch na sakke,
shaayad iss zinda dilli tey usne majboori'ch pyar keeta.
Par fir vi koi gilla nahin uss shakhs to,
bhaave ohne saanu barbaad keeta.
Vasda rahe oh yaar mera,
ohne jhutha hi sahi saanu pyar ta keeta
:sad: :sad:
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