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Pics / n u says u dnt love doggies????
« on: June 15, 2009, 12:45:00 PM »
 :happy: :love: :happy: :happy:

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Fun Time / CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA
« on: June 15, 2009, 10:43:38 AM »
THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

 
ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

 
TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

 
THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

 
FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.

 
FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

 
SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

 
SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

 
EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
don't have dreams don't have much.

 
NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.

 
TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

 
ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

 
TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

 
THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

 
FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.

 
FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

 
SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

 
SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

 
EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

 
NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.

 
TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.

 
TWENTY ONE.
Spend some time alone.


103
Jokes Majaak / An insect falls into a mug of beer
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:19:50 AM »
An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Reactions:

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS


Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

 :blink: :blink: :blink:

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Fun Time / Locate the man in the coffee beans
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:16:51 AM »
Please read the following and look at the attached photo....

Locate the man in the coffee beans.

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look more for these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

The man really is there. In fact, once you find him, you cannot miss him afterwards

105
Fun Time / can u read this???
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:09:11 AM »
I could easily read this............. 
 

      Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
     
      Cna you raed this ? Only 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
       
       I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
       The phaonmneal pweor of te hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
        Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtt   
       tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit plcae.
       The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
        Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed every lteter by istlef, but the wrod as   
        wlohe.
        Azanmig huh ? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

 :happy: :blink: :happy:

106
Shayari / Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kita.
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:14:14 PM »
Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kita..
Aj main fer anjua da jaaam pita….
Teri yaad ch liktiyaan do char linaaa.
Bas ghat si tera.. fer vi man leya dil da kehnaa…..
Tu ki socheya yaad ni Karengi taan …
Deh jau eh singh….
Hun gaj ge teri yaad ch .. tu menu yaad na kitaa..
Teh toh change mere dost jinaa mera sath taan ditaa
Tu taan kuj ni bas chaliyee menu barbad hi kitaa…
Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kitaaa…




copyright ...deeps

107
Shayari / je gal usde pyar di hove
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:01:57 PM »
je gal usde pyar di hove
koi ik aakhe main das dassan
je gal mere intzaar di hove
koi din aakhe main saal dassan
je gal usde vishvas di hove
koi dil aakhe main rabb dassan...
je gal mere dard di hove
koi rovve te main jor jor hassan

108
Shayari / na tu mathey di lakir vekhi…..chaliye
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »
na tu mathey di lakir vekhi…..chaliye
na hattan te likhi taqdeer vekhi..
hanjuan de vich dub gaya yaar tera
jad teri main tasveer vekhi
pher so na sakya rati main
jad sutta ta supne ch bani tu heer vekhi
chaliye tu heer ban ke sanu chhad challiaa
hun deep nu bande tu fakeer vekhi chaliye
hun mandeep nu bande tu faker vekhi..  :woried: :sad: :sad:





deep's

109
Jokes Majaak / womens
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:22:06 AM »
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1.
 :blink: :blink: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Girls r special ones created by god
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:19:14 AM »
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u  not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...   :woried: :woried: :woried:


 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Newton's Laws of ishq
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:16:37 AM »
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

 :blink: :blink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

112
Jokes Majaak / Dimag FAT JAYEGA
« on: June 11, 2009, 02:21:09 PM »
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubbul nahi ayega..

GAfil ho k Maklul ki fitrat ho A Qafir,

Dimag FAT JAYEGA MAGAR YE SHER SAMAJH NAHI AYEGA

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel: :laugh: :hehe:

113
Fun Time / AIR HOSTESS
« on: June 10, 2009, 02:45:05 AM »
airport


par


AIR INDIA


ki


FLIGHT #9


ke


Plane


Ki


SEAT #52


par


Baithe


PASSENGER


K


saath


Mein


Khadi


AIR HOSTESS


K


BOY FRIEND


K


ghar


k


BED ROOM


K


ATTACH


BATH


K


RIGHT


SIDE


WALI


WINDOW


K


SAATH


WALI


GALEE


K


PEHLE


MOD


PAR


MAUJOOD


SCHOOL


KI


CLASS


4th


K


TEACHER


Ke


TABLE


K


SAMNE


WALI


ROW


KI


4th


BENCH


K


SAATH


WALI


BENCH


PAR


BAITHE


HUE


STUDENT


K


BAG


MEIN


PADI


HUI


ENGLISH


KI


BOOK


K


PAGE #57


KI


LINE #10


MEIN


LIKHA


THA


K


DOOSRON


KA


TIME WASTE


KARNA


BURI BAAT HAI.......











how about this haaaaaaaaaaaaa  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

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Fun Time / A beggar meets another beggar
« on: June 09, 2009, 12:00:22 PM »
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???





So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....   :woried: :woried: X_X

115
Fun Time / Luv and Kush are going to a village
« on: June 09, 2009, 11:59:14 AM »
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
why





why



why?????






Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!


Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??

Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!    :blink: :blink: :happy:

116
Tech Lounge / Do Not Fear Failing or Doing New Things
« on: June 08, 2009, 01:01:22 PM »
Do Not Fear Failing or Doing New Things

I just came across an interesting interview with Google’s founder Larry page. The interview is about how to change the world. Sounds challenging? This guy actually did it, so he has credit to talk about it.

When asked about how to get more people actually thinking about and working on things that might end up changing the world, he answered:

    There are a number of barriers in place. Let me give an example. In our first founders’ letter in 2004, we talked about the risk profile with respect to doing new innovations. We said we would do some things that would have only a 10% chance of making $1 billion over the long term. But we don’t put many people on those things; 90% work on everything else. So that’s not a big risk. And if you look at where many of our new features come from, it’s from these riskier investments.

    Even when we started Google, we thought, “Oh, we might fail,” and we almost didn’t do it. The reason we started is that Stanford said, “You guys can come back and finish your Ph.D.s if you don’t succeed.” Probably that one decision caused Google to be created. It’s not clear we would have done it otherwise. We had all this internal risk we had just invented. It’s not that we were going to starve or not get jobs or not have a good life or whatever, but you have this fear of failing and of doing something new, which is very natural. In order to do stuff that matters, you need to overcome that.

This advice is good for pretty much anything you decide to carry on in your life. Blogging and online ventures are no exception. If you want to succeed on the web, you will need to let your fear of failure go away, and to try new and innovative things.


source:  http://www.dailyblogtips.com/do-not-fear-failing-or-doing-new-things/

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Shayari / Once there was a CROW.
« on: June 07, 2009, 12:44:07 PM »
Once there was a CROW...
Chandigarh Ch Betha si Ohhh..Usne peg laye c 2....
O Talli geya si ho....
IK Chidi rahi SI rooo..
Crow ne chED DITI OHH
Chidi De Piyo ne Fer kutteya CroW...
Crow Sharminda geya si hooo....
Hun Chiri nu Bhain Kehnda ohh..

Moral--Peg Lake Kise D Dhi Bhen Nu Na Chedooo   :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Vo ek sunder ladki khadi
« on: June 07, 2009, 12:39:20 PM »

Teacher to student
: Vo ek  sunder ladki khadi hai isko PUNJABI main convert karooo..

Student
..Ohh Vekho Kanjrooo Tuadi PARJAI...... :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Movie vich raat ik chudel
« on: June 07, 2009, 12:37:00 PM »
Santa: Movie vich raat ik chudel kade mere agge kade piche.....

Wife: Kehri movie si????

Santa: Apne viah di....

120
Fun Time / How to look Happy at work
« on: June 06, 2009, 01:38:52 PM »
How to look Happy at work

As of   today  all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost . 

       
Workload getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many Priority 1 assignments?

Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!

Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands. Fig 1

Assemble them as shown on the picture. Fig. 2

Apply as shown in fig 3.

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