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« on: December 03, 2009, 12:31:41 PM »
hmm nice lines
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« on: December 03, 2009, 12:28:51 PM »
28 states
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« on: December 03, 2009, 12:27:26 PM »
Equations - at it's best
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
** Equation 2 **
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
** Equation 3 **
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....
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« on: December 03, 2009, 12:24:34 PM »
Dictionary for Women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you re right, but he just hasn t realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up,
but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn t coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath. ..push... "
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck."
After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers. "
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine s Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card
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« on: December 03, 2009, 12:12:53 PM »
Guess what you can do with a touch screen, camera, scanner, WiFi, and google maps ...
View a building through it, and it gives you all the information about that building....
Choose a building and touch a floor and it tells you more details of the building. You can use it when you want to know a car model, an insect name, what kind of food is served at a restaurant and how much, who built a bridge, etc. etc.
It’s got a scanner built in.
so you can use it this way when you want to check the meaning of a word in the newspaper, book, magazine, etc. It would be much easier to read a real book. You can use the dictionary, wikipedia, thesaurus and anything else available on the web. What do you think?
Indoor guide:Works in a building, airport, station, hospital, etc.
Automatic simultaneous translation: here Latin to English.
Search keyword: Helpful when you want to find out a word from a lot of text in newspaper/book.
Nutrition: This kind of function would be helpful for health freaks..
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« on: December 03, 2009, 11:56:55 AM »
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« on: December 03, 2009, 10:58:33 AM »
nice billi...
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« on: December 03, 2009, 10:56:35 AM »
Menu tan lagda c, India ch koi tax ni bharda.
:laugh:
:marro: :mean:
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« on: December 03, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
LOoooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
Aiwi, kinna sohna shabd a.. LOL. :lol:
aiwi
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« on: December 03, 2009, 10:49:50 AM »
vahdayiyan :happy:
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« on: December 01, 2009, 12:34:50 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D>
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« on: December 01, 2009, 12:32:35 PM »
wah wah =D>
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« on: December 01, 2009, 12:28:59 PM »
luv u duffy :sad: :sad: missin u :woried:
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« on: December 01, 2009, 12:28:08 PM »
nothing much..... saun di teyrari a
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« on: November 30, 2009, 11:12:24 AM »
tere nal pyar paun da,
dhang kde nhi menu aa skeya.
main tainu aiwe rabb bna dita,
taahi tainu na mai pa skeya.
koi shak nahi k dil tera moam jiha,
shayed kami c mere vich koi,
jo moam v na piglaah skeya.
kassm khaadi c mai,
tainu har haal vich pa lvanga.
pehli var hareya tere lyi,
mai apni eh zid v nhi puga skeya.
ki bnu nimane รค๒เ da,
jo manzil utte pahunch ke vi,
na manzil hi pa skeya,
na shad ke kidhre ja skeya
=D> =D> =D> =D>
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« on: November 30, 2009, 11:09:48 AM »
Ja ni Hwa de devi suneha, mere sohne yaar nu,
Jide lyi raatan jag k katdi, mere sache pyar nu,
Apni jaan var k rakhdi, sambhal ude Satikaar nu,
Jide nal Rehan di khatir, Chad deva sare Sansar nu......
kyu door satho oh ho gya,
Sansaer sada santho sara de sara Kho gya
=D> =D>
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« on: November 29, 2009, 01:42:26 PM »
ooppppss... :sad:
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« on: November 29, 2009, 01:41:05 PM »
aye hayee...... lolzz... :laugh: :laugh: :hug:
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« on: November 29, 2009, 01:40:03 PM »
hmm nice
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« on: November 29, 2009, 01:33:30 PM »
neend ayii.... m tired :sad:
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