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1381
« on: June 15, 2009, 12:46:17 PM »
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1382
« on: June 15, 2009, 12:45:00 PM »
:happy: :love: :happy: :happy:
1383
« on: June 15, 2009, 10:43:38 AM »
THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.
You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!
ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.
FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY ONE.
Spend some time alone.
1384
« on: June 15, 2009, 06:25:56 AM »
disgaya menu
**********
stupid.... :waitin: dasna ni haii.... modify kar msg nu
1385
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:26:22 AM »
uhhu uuhhuu uuhhuuu................ sorry khang lagii :pagel: :pagel:
1386
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:19:50 AM »
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
:blink: :blink: :blink:
1387
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:16:51 AM »
Please read the following and look at the attached photo....
Locate the man in the coffee beans.
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right half of the brain is developed normally.
If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.
If you have not found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look more for these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.
The man really is there. In fact, once you find him, you cannot miss him afterwards
1388
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:09:11 AM »
I could easily read this.............
Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna you raed this ? Only 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of te hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtt
tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit plcae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed every lteter by istlef, but the wrod as
wlohe.
Azanmig huh ? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
:happy: :blink: :happy:
1389
« on: June 14, 2009, 01:57:37 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: gud onee... pehle suneya main... :blink:
1390
« on: June 14, 2009, 01:51:10 PM »
=D> =D> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1391
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:14:14 PM »
Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kita..
Aj main fer anjua da jaaam pita….
Teri yaad ch liktiyaan do char linaaa.
Bas ghat si tera.. fer vi man leya dil da kehnaa…..
Tu ki socheya yaad ni Karengi taan …
Deh jau eh singh….
Hun gaj ge teri yaad ch .. tu menu yaad na kitaa..
Teh toh change mere dost jinaa mera sath taan ditaa
Tu taan kuj ni bas chaliyee menu barbad hi kitaa…
Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kitaaa…
copyright ...deeps
1392
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:01:57 PM »
je gal usde pyar di hove
koi ik aakhe main das dassan
je gal mere intzaar di hove
koi din aakhe main saal dassan
je gal usde vishvas di hove
koi dil aakhe main rabb dassan...
je gal mere dard di hove
koi rovve te main jor jor hassan
1393
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »
na tu mathey di lakir vekhi…..chaliye
na hattan te likhi taqdeer vekhi..
hanjuan de vich dub gaya yaar tera
jad teri main tasveer vekhi
pher so na sakya rati main
jad sutta ta supne ch bani tu heer vekhi
chaliye tu heer ban ke sanu chhad challiaa
hun deep nu bande tu fakeer vekhi chaliye
hun mandeep nu bande tu faker vekhi.. :woried: :sad: :sad:
deep's
1394
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:22:06 AM »
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1.
:blink: :blink: :laugh:
1395
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:19:14 AM »
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl... :woried: :woried: :woried:
:laugh: :laugh:
1396
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:16:37 AM »
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.
Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
:blink: :blink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1397
« on: June 14, 2009, 02:33:48 AM »
ice creammmm n chocolates both.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel:
strawberries....ya ..... cherries.. :lost:
1398
« on: June 14, 2009, 02:29:52 AM »
nice aaa :hehe: :hug: :hug: :happy:
1399
« on: June 14, 2009, 01:37:10 AM »
doggie.... fr sure....
orange juice or .guava juice.. :lost:
1400
« on: June 14, 2009, 01:32:44 AM »
lolzzz.. gud one :laugh:
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