As luck would have it

wah wah.... ladooo tu taan shayar bangii  :here:

nice find..... gud one

Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da
koi kehnda RABB badnasibaan da
par tainu paa oh biba, main kehnda
RABB mere varge khushnasibaan da

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!




Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good!




Male readers: Please scroll down.

































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
 :tongue: :tongue: :Laugh:

Equations:

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand +Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +personality +
own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A
SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent =Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk =Sa! njay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj
Barjataya Film

17.... This one is the best of all..........

Software Engineer + No Work = Forwards

votin kad close horiaaa..... ma vote is still pendin  :happy: :me:

lolzz  :laugh: :laugh:

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 :laugh: :laugh: gud aa