ji ayeyan nu  :happy:

Quiz for People Who Know Everything
 
 
I found out in a hurry that I didn't.
These are not trick questions.
They are straight questions with straight answers.
 
 
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
 

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
 

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
 

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
 

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
 

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. (dweeb is not an answer)
 

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
 

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
 

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S..'
 
 
 
Answers To Quiz:
 

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing
 
 
 
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls..
The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
 

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
 
 
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
 
 
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
 

6. Three English words beginning with dw: dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
 

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
 
 
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce
 

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes,
stockings, stilts.

The problems with GUYS:

> > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r in LOVE with him;
> > If u Don't, he says u r PROUD.
> > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying to LURE him;
> > If u Don't, he says u r from VILLAGE.
> > If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
> > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> > If u r SMARTER that him, he'll lose FACE;
> > If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
> > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
> > If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
> > If u do!! he says u r CHEAP.
> > If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY to him;
> > If he SCOLDS u, b'cuz he CARES for u.
> > If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED;
> > If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
> > If u SMOKE / DRINK, u r BAD girl;
> > If he SMOKES / DRINKS, he's GENTLEMEN.
> > If u do WELL in ur exam, he says it's LUCK;
> > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> > If u HURT him, u r CRUEL;
> > If he HURTS u, u r too SENSETIVE!!!!
 

lolzzz  hmmmm right  :laugh:

hmm giant

hmm nice one

raat mein jab yaad unki aati hai,
hamari nazar sitaro ki tarf jati hai..
unki tasveer sitaro me nazar aye kahi,
yahi soch kr har raat guzar jatti hai.....

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khuda hafiz

=D> =D>

lolzz

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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
 
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
 
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
 
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
 
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
 
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
 
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)
 
16.Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
 
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
 
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
 
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
 
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
 
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"
 
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
 
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
 
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
 
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
 
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
 
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
 
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
 
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
 
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
 
Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

lolzz