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1081
« on: July 14, 2009, 12:29:29 PM »
A day without you,
Is a day without me,
For you make me who I am,
And who i want to be.
A day without you,
Is day without light,
For you light up my sky,
And you light up my life.
A day without you,
Is a day without sound,
For i open my ears,
To hear you around.
A day without you,
Is a day without cheer,
For you make me smile,
And you don't cause a tear.
A day without you,
Is a day without sight,
For you open my sight,
For you open my eyes,
And make my world bright.
But a day without you,
Will never be,
Because I trust in you,
That you will never hurt me.
1082
« on: July 14, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »
ladooo lolzz.. .. :huhh: jk
aur lokkon ehh vekho manoo di puch...... ruk kithe jaundii lolzz
:laugh: :laugh:
1083
« on: July 14, 2009, 12:18:23 PM »
OMG lolzzz... ehh ki aaa.....
:Laugh: :Laugh:
1084
« on: July 14, 2009, 12:17:03 PM »
lolzzzz
1085
« on: July 14, 2009, 04:15:07 AM »
me and deeps.
8->
8-> 8-> 8-> 8-> X_X
1086
« on: July 14, 2009, 03:43:12 AM »
billiii..... manooo
1087
« on: July 14, 2009, 03:28:17 AM »
doggy yeah
1088
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:45:47 PM »
methon pehlan ihnu kise ne forward karta hona..... lolzz
1089
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:23:31 PM »
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1090
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:22:45 PM »
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1091
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »
Most Important lessons of life
1092
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:11:34 PM »
HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE...?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon .
Your$ $incerely,
$
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear $,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
Your Boss.
1093
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:07:17 PM »
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leave them.
7. Although when the women leave them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you
1094
« on: July 13, 2009, 11:53:12 AM »
lollllllllllllllllllllll :huhh:
:happy: :happy:
1095
« on: July 13, 2009, 11:47:10 AM »
yeah that manooo =D> =D> :laugh:
1096
« on: July 11, 2009, 01:04:58 AM »
amazing .....
1097
« on: July 11, 2009, 01:02:23 AM »
:tongue: :tongue: :cool:
1098
« on: July 10, 2009, 01:24:43 PM »
You know u r an Internet Junkie when
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released
You know the difference between Java and
Javascript.
In order to watch CNN you move to http://www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone
number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than .
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it
is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you
remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on
the way back
1099
« on: July 10, 2009, 01:19:49 PM »
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expect she is always there
1100
« on: July 10, 2009, 01:18:34 PM »
u gotta find it in 3 sec.......
5 toh 10 sec ch taan sab nu labjuu
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