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Messages - JATT KHADKU KHADA!
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1601
« on: May 20, 2011, 12:13:34 PM »
kiwi's are brown and green
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1602
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:55:36 PM »
ALL ABOUT ****
It is one of the most beautiful words.
English language should be proud of it.
I don’t think ne other language has ne such beautiful words.
It is one magical word just by its sounds it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive and intransitive.
Transitive e.g John fucked marry
Intransitive e.g Marry was fucked by John.
It can be used as a noun
Marry is a f9 ****.
It can be used as an adjective.
Marry is fucking beautiful.
As u can c dere r not many words wid d versatility of ****. Besides d successful meanings dere are also the following uses.
Fraud – I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance – **** !! If I know.
Trouble – I guess I am fucked now.
Aggression – **** u !!
Displeasure – Wat d **** is going on here??
Difficulty – I can’t understand dis fucking job.
Incompetence – He is a **** off..
Suspicion – Wat d **** r u doing??
Enjoyment – I had a fucking tym.
Request – Get d **** out of here.
Hostility – I am going to knock ur fucking head off.
Greeting – Hw d **** r u ??
Apathy – Who gives a ****?
Innovation – Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise – **** u scared the shit out of me.
Anxiety – Today is really fucked.
:hehe:
1603
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:51:33 PM »
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Um, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch all the fish?" :D:
1604
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:48:10 PM »
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!" :D: :D: :D: :D:
1605
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:43:14 PM »
Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort. When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stewardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she said, "but tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?" :D:
1606
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:39:40 PM »
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, Whatever you do, do not touch the garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the entire back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear Wife, Now is the best time to plant the lettuce." :D: :D:
1607
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:34:54 PM »
A man, wanting to rob downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So, he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his pickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. :laugh:
1608
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:31:43 PM »
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed. "Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination." "Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried." "How's that?" the lawyer asked. "I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"
:D: :D:
1609
« on: May 19, 2011, 04:58:43 PM »
A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool.
He walks up to her and says: "Hi there, how's it going?"
She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says: "I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter." "No kidding!"
he says: "What law firm are you with?"
:hehe:
1610
« on: May 19, 2011, 04:53:17 PM »
A Captain asked a sailor, "Where did your father die?" "He drowned at sea." "And your grandfather?" "At sea too."
"Aren’t you afraid of the sea?" The sailor retorted, "Sir, where did your father die?" "In bed." "And your grandfather?" "In bed too."
"Sir, aren’t you afraid to go to bed every night where your father and grandfather died?"
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1611
« on: May 19, 2011, 04:23:25 PM »
Moti warga ladoo na boli, ve veer mere bad den ge :hehe:
1612
« on: May 19, 2011, 04:12:09 PM »
Ik wari haan kar de sohneya, ik wari han kar de sohneyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :blush:
1613
« on: May 19, 2011, 03:43:04 PM »
Handle dol gaya keh gear gaddi da arh gaya :hehe:
1614
« on: May 19, 2011, 03:15:54 PM »
veer mere wadh dainge ,,,jehda tedha tedha jhake tu :hehe:
Sare munde dar geh :hehe: Kad den ge cachumbad thoda, ma lambra di, ma lambra di kudi mundya! :hehe:
1615
« on: May 19, 2011, 02:32:55 PM »
Never. I'm not a doser!
Last time you went on a road trip with your friends?
2 years back. Last time you were offered Apple pie?
1616
« on: May 19, 2011, 02:30:06 PM »
Sarpanch & Jhanda :hug:
1617
« on: May 18, 2011, 12:39:47 PM »
jithe kuri vekh lave ah othe tapak pehnda
Raati milan na ayi oye pindh peda lagda, awe na vadya jayi oye mere pindh bouncer ghumde :hehe:
1618
« on: May 18, 2011, 12:24:30 PM »
Kuri pataka :hug:
1619
« on: May 18, 2011, 12:23:39 PM »
two things... ya ta oh ghajni hona...
ya fer.. oh aware hoa k ik din eh cheeza us kol nai rehniya ya os de kamm nai aauniya... so he writes to make it feel from today k kuch v ohda awda ni haiga/rehna.. :|
:lost:
1620
« on: May 18, 2011, 12:18:49 PM »
dnt even remember
last time when u went in the swimming pool
Been a month. Last time you saw PJ SARPANCH, sozzled? :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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