We all know having a boyfriend/girlfriend is great, and we know it’s beautiful and kind.


But, do we really need a killer friend to have a killer mood?




Well, let’s chat about winning ways to celebrate our solo days:


1. Some like it hot. When you’re on your own you’re the master of the tank and the chances of a random flush scalding your skin is pretty slim. You’re less likely to run out of hot water so just twist that dial and soak into the zone.


2. One set of parents. Sure, you lose out on some inlaw naps but you could gain back holiday budgets, extra bedrooms, and Saturday evenings. Note to any inlaws reading this: This is about other inlaws, not you.


3. Take back the night. When you’re bumping around by yourself there’s no need to worry about making too much noise early or late. Tiptoes, quiet TV watching, and softly shutting doors take a backseat to cranking tunes & late-night phone calls.


4. Don’t be an ass. Single folks have no obligation to do joint Halloween costumes like Beauty and the Beast or the classic two-person donkey. Because don’t we all feel a little bit sorry for that couple dressed as Salt and Pepper shakers leaving the party at 10pm?


5. Flirt like you mean it. Chitchatting with sparkly objects of your desire is good fun. When you’re single, ditch the guilt and holler at the busty waitress or chiselled cop. Not only is it exciting, but you’re growing your social skills and constantly meeting new people.


6. Getting to know you. You’re the only you you've got. Born and blasted into the world, you’re a baby brain who flies through life forming crackly connections with everyone you meet. But getting to know yourself through experiences and deep thoughts adds important shapes and smears to your identity.


7. Bargain basement holidays. Tap your wallet and smile next time you walk by a towering Valentine’s Day display of heart-filled chocolates and pink teddy bears.


8. You can get with this or you can get with that. Are you hungry at 11pm? Get a burger! Are you bored on a Saturday night? Hit the scene! Do you want to free up your busy weekend or busy up your free one? Well the choice is yours! You can get with this or you can get with that. I think you’ll get with this for this is where it’s at.


9. Own your bed, own your life. When you’re single the entire bed is yours and you can test a variety of Starfish poses, Chun-Li leg kick positions, or even the extremely bold diagonal sleeping. (Rarely done.)


10. Embrace your disgusting habits. Clipping your toenails in bed, napping in piles of dirty clothes, or chomping greasy handfuls of potato chips over the sink is fine, fine, fine. The mirror won’t judge you and neither will anybody else.


People, let’s hear it today for being single. Exploring the world, finding adventures, and scoping big scenes are hallmarks of being cool with being you. Because look - falling in love is great and falling in love is nice but that doesn’t mean going alone can’t also be sugar and spice. Good days and bad days, setting suns and shining stars, it’s all about perspective and focusing on who you are. Because if all you need is love, and all love needs is you, then it’s great to relax and enjoy… just being you with you!


Your own views are most welcome.

" kahnde ne veer .. hum nhi change maada nhi koi "

This line is very good.  =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


It was irrelevant. Still awesome!


Ma mom goes - "Putt neevya nu hi flowers lagde ne" 

That's deadman & his cat!  :laugh: :laugh:

If you go hard you gotta get on the floor
If you're a party freak then step on the floor
If your an animal then tear up the floor
Break a sweat on the floor
Yeah we work on the floor
Don't stop keep it moving
Put your drinks up
Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
You know we're running s**t tonight on the floor

kiwi was not a choice

im guessing white

im so losttttttttt

I guess, she couldn't comprehend that. Most of them get confused.

Kiwifruit is 1 word and i'm sure you can figure what it is without sounding like an ignorant idiot. We're New Zealanders but we call ourselves kiwis because our national symbol is the kiwi(bird).

Besides, it would be a good idea to use words that are polite, regardless of what the other person is. One never becomes any less if using words which appear kind to others. Trust that you shall think and use that kind of vocabulary. As I notice it's missing from your post above.

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand: "But we do need to know how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun. "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun questioned sternly. "Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered: "But she's a humble spinster  nun." "Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters -- they are married to God." "Wonderful," said Smith: "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law." :D: :D: :D: :D:

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn t home.
"Well," the woman said "could I please wait for her?" "The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours. After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked," May I know where your wife is?" "She went to the cemetery," he replied. "And when is she coming?" "I don t really know," he said. "She's been there eleven years now." :D: :D:

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart and listening to the wife's ceaseless chatter, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked: "How often do I take these?" "Let's start off with once every six hours. But they're not for you," replied the doctor: "They're for your wife."


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A notorious mafia boss is looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that he is “protecting.” Feeling the heat from the police force, he decides to use a deaf person for the job so that even if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. On his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He then gets greedy and decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia boss soon realizes that his collection is late and sends some of his hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the hoods drag the guy to an interpreter. One of the hoods says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The hood pulls out a .38 pistol and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man signs, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate." The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger!"


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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he boarded the plane, he felt the seats and said: "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered: "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar in a nearby hotel. Upon arriving at the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed: "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied: "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied: "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the hotel swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting: "Don't flush! Don't flush!"

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